Good Girls

Previously on "Good Girls"...

Let me tell you something about my husband.

Stanley Lamont Hill is a cop,

whether you give him a badge or not.

He couldn't commit a crime if his life depended on it.

Well, what'd they say?

They'd be honored to have me back on the force.

Then I came home, tried on my uniform.

It made me feel like a fraud.

Will you have dinner with me?

Talk strategy, or...

Whatever you need to tell your wife.

I really want to,

but I can't.

Are you making money?

It's different this time.

Looks a little light.

I couldn't make as much.

The price of ink went up.

Gonna need to see that invoice.

Thought you might.

Remember that project you did for us a while back?

Gambling addicts, right?

She's not gonna do it

unless we take something she cares about.

Meet Dorito Boland.

What's up, ladies?

You cannot finish that plate.

- He said he'd let me go... - He won't.

Wait. You need us. You need all of us.

Not all of you.

Have you heard from Lucy?

I'm sure she's fine.

Lucy Lulu?

She's not here.

She just texted me this morning.

And then I drove her right to the airport.

Where'd you get your bird?

My wife rescued her.

What is this?

Ours.

You stole from a man who

blew a little girl's brains out for fun?

- 10% off the top. - What if he finds out?

He won't.

- What if he does? - He still needs us.

Until he doesn't.

And then we all end up in that van.

We have to pay our bills.

We print day and night, and for what?

To stay alive.

That's not a life.

What did you say?

Materials went up.

Tell him they went back down.

It's not the NASDAQ.

You remember Missy Taylor?

With the eye patch?

Our class bowler.

Full ride to Ohio State.

- For bowling? - She was real good.

She gave up her scholarship to stay home with her friends,

and now she's waxing balls and deodorizing shoes.

Bomb.

Free food, a sick arcade,

and 15 lanes of unlimited bowling...

All she could talk about is how she missed her moment.

This is ours, our moment. We started this.

He can't just come in and shoot everything up

and just take it all away.

He kind of can.

You know who stole?

He did. From us.

Mm-hmm.

Pay your bills.

- Hey, criminals. - No need to hide that.

Got a private party.

Then I gotta do a shift. I'll see you tomorrow.

Bye.

Bye.

He's under a lot of pressure at work.

Cash tips, leftover birthday cake,

full control of the jukebox...

There's a scholarship for bowling?

She was real good.

American dream.

It's just like if I'd been born

with some kind of gift or something,

you know, my life would be totally different.

- How old are you? - You cannot ask a lady that.

You're no lady.

Thank you.

I'm 33.

Big one.

- Is it? - Yeah, Jesus year.

What's that?

Died a carpenter, regrouped,

then turned himself into the most successful brand

in modern history.

- Okay. - Jesus juice,

Jesus hair, the sandals... I got it.

- Then the expressions. - Come to Jesus.

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. And don't forget the classic...

- Jesus. - That's the one.

Hm. Well, I think I see where you're going with this,

but believe me, I am no saint.

Hm.

All right.

You're a boy's medium, right?

Seriously?

That's all I got left.

Gee, thanks, but I've already got one.

- You're adrift, okay? - We've got to right your ship

and find a port.

And children fall for this?

- We'll see. - It's a new thing.

Hmm.

Oh, by the way, how's your sister's retinoblastoma?

- Full remission. - Are you serious?

That's amazing. That never happens.

Yeah, well, some guy at Whole Foods

gave her an herb, so...

we'll see if it lasts.

And yes, thank you.

I am a boy's medium.

- Oh, dry clean only. - The ink runs.

It doesn't work.

Duh.

That's a chow, baby.

- What? - We play Szechwan style.

You...

damn it.

How'd you guys get so good at this anyway?

Locked in those freight containers for months.

Need something to pass the time.

See, that's not...

oh, y'all got jokes tonight? That's very funny.

Suck it, bitches.

- Wow. - No.

- Yes. - Really?

- Yeah, sure. - Pay me.

Oh, man, you ladies cleaned me out.

I gotta get back to the floor.

- True that. - All you.

- Oh, wait. - I gotta pay you for the party.

Okay.

Szechwan style.

Is all that for one night?

You're worth it.

Yeah, but...

okay, who was that dude?

Oh, he had a sick house, right?

Yeah, I mean, the man had full-grown trees

in his living room.

You could smell the cherry blossoms.

And did his friend look a little shady to you?

I think it's his bodyguard.

- How do you know that? - I saw a gun under his jacket.

- What? - Yeah.

We tried to say it's not cool, but he only spoke Russian.

Krystal, what do you got me into?

Does it matter?

I used to be a cop.

And I used to teach preschool.

This pays way better.

Hey, you.

Craziest thing happened to me today after the vet.

Want to take a shower?

Do I need to?

I think you do.

You know, I switched to that natural stuff

'cause of all the aluminum...

With me.

Oh.

Yeah.

Really?

Why not?

- But... I don't know. - It's just...

it's been kind of weird after...

you know.

Just 'cause he's back

doesn't mean that...

you and I can't stay weird.

Yeah, I'll just put this boy to bed... this girl.

Who knew, right?

It's okay.

What happened at the vet?

This nutjob... He got in my face

and then followed me back to my car.

Why?

He kept saying that Dorito was his

'cause she was singing some French song.

And I was like, "Dude, she knows lots of songs.

My kids taught her, 'Don't Worry, Be Happy.'"

I was like, "Back off."

But he get getting in her beak, and calling her Abdul

or Apu or Abu.

Au Jus.

- Yeah. - How'd you know that?

- Here. - Order anything you want.