Masha (Маша)

Any reference to living persons is purely coincidental

Blue sends his apologies, Pops.

There was a mix-up.

Masha, wrong time to sing.

Fine, we're good.

Smokey will polish it off.

Stop stuffing your face!

Stop it!

You'll get the shits. Dummy.

You'll be shitting green for a month...

Masha, you think this is a toy?

You won't be let in the car. Only in the trunk.

Come on! Whoop!

Drop the gun.

Move it.

Now you're silent. Sing!

It's in English, you won't get it anyway.

Ugh, smart pants.

Come on, sing loudly, like you're on stage.

MASHA

He's a hunk!

Pass me some!

Stop chopping.

Let me pass this.

Just like our Sanya!

Did you leave them in the field?

Why, they'll make a good fertilizer.

Does Pops know that we got their truck?

Yeah, it's right there.

Did you drag Masha into this? Lost your screws boxing?

No brains... - Nadya, would you just...

I've got brains?

He does. Pops is the trainer, he is the brains.

- You see, I think! Mom! - Yes?

Gazpacho is getting cold.

They know how to eat, leave 'em be.

Make sure you eat bread, Masha. Or you'll end up a skeleton.

Want bread?

Nah, I don't eat it.

Just like me?

Masha! Masha, are you ready?

It's time to sail. Who's our lunch captain?

We need our vitamins, the captain should eat well. Fill up your tank.

First of all, I don't eat bread. And this is too much.

Masha!

All right, I'll take some off, but you need to eat this.

Cho-choo, we're all set to sail!

And there's not enough of this. By the way, I don't eat this soup.

Masha!

Whores.

Come on... Pour!

I'm coming, Masha!

Masha, sit still.

My, my, my.

Can't get it in?

Nah.

Just wait, I'll pocket this one. No sweat.

I'm waiting.

Not my day, Pops. Enough of this. Let's hit the sauna!

Nah, let's finish it first.

What do you want?

I've been braided.

Look who's here!

- Masha, go away. - Hold on.

Hey kid! Say hello.

Go away!

- I'm not a kid, I'm Masha. - Masha-Masha, mighty gnasher.

You've gotten big, haven't you?

I'm not big, I'm elegant.

Look at those braids! - Masha, I didn't call you.

Scat.

Why? Let her stay.

- She'll grow to be better than us, freer. - Let me go.

- Come on, let's play. - Let me go!

Go already.

Come on, Masha, let's play!

I need to pee.

Stay, let's play!

She needs to pee.

Masha! Aren't you afraid to walk around alone?

With all those boys out there.

And she's already ready, isn't she?

You didn't get that smart about the oil mill, did you?

Pops, no...

Not with the families here. It's against the Code.

Come on, son! Are we gonna sing or what?

Somebody, pinch those lovebirds.

How are you?

I'm good.

- Hello! - Hi!

Good evening! Please welcome Tanya.

Masha, Masha! Enough of that!

Put that away.

You like it?

Masha!

Speak up, speak up!

Yeah!

I said yes!

What did you want? M?

An autograph.

Come on.

Valera told me you're a good singer.

Valera, your girl sings like Merlin Monroe, for real!

For Valera! For Pops' son! For Tanya!

Have you heard Tanya singing?

To Valera!

Thrice, look!

Masha!

I have to go. Bye!

Hi!

Why are you sneaking around?

Don't want them to see me.

You and your posh school. Me and my mug. Don't wanna cramp your style.

Nothing wrong with your mug.

Think so?

Nice. Very nice.

You like it?

Nice, real nice.

Like it?

Take 'em. Come on.

No, no, no, please. It's my gift.

Well, it's my gift, so...

Take this.

As God is my witness, they're not going to lick me.

I'm going to live through this

and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again.

If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill.

What's wrong?

As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again! Never!

Masha, I am Scarlett-O'Hara, for reals.

Masha...

You are, erm...

Like, bleeding. Womanly.

What now?

Go to the drugstore.

They won't sell it to me. I'm not 18 yet.

You mean you only get this stuff when you turn 18?

You mean I should go? Picture that: a man walks in and asks...

What do I tell 'em?

I feel sick.

Stay here.

Len! Psss!

Psss yourself.

There's, erm... Show her.

An emergency.

It's not an emergency. It's an honor. Come.

- Are you Masha? - Yeah.

Come with me. I was told to walk you out.

Come on!

Careful - stairs.

Hello!

Masha, what happened?

Baby, what's wrong, what is it? What happened?

What's wrong, baby? Did someone hurt you?

Who?

That guy. Denim jacket.

Him?

Stay here.

Back off!

Get off him!

Got that, scum?

Fucker!

Piece of shit!

Don't touch him!

Mess with her...

Get off him!

Don't touch him!

...and I'll fucking kill you, you hear me?

They just thought you were someone else.

Masha, thank you for stepping in.

Who are those guys anyway?

That's Thrice, my best friend.

He is always like that, has my back.

He's just a bit dumb.

I'm sorry he got confused. I've told him off already.

Some friends you have...

Don't eat. Wait for me!

All right, throw it.

Keep trying.

Masha, have you ever kissed?

Well...

Yeah...

I mean, like, once, for a second. On the lips. With a boy.

Say, you meet a boy.

And you, like, fall for him.

And let's say you kiss.

And then you report him. To cops. Like, you decide to backtrack...

I'm not an idiot.

You are not...

Hey Thrice!

She didn't tell me until after that she was thirteen!

And she wanted it!

I was on my way here, doing my shit.

She walks out of the forest, smiling at me.

And then after we...

When we... After we were done,

she got all like "I'll report you!", "My dad's a cop!", "He's a general!"...

And you...

...are a dumbass. You know this?

Why did you kill her?