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MORNING. WHAT'S ALL THIS?

WINDOWS BY GUIDO.

I'M STARTING A NEW BUSINESS.

ANOTHER NEW BUSINESS?

-LOOK HOW THESE WINDOWS SHINE AND SPARKLE.

YOU KNOW, YOU CAN SEE ALL THE WAY FROM HERE TO CATALINA THROUGH THESE WINDOWS.

THAT'S 26 MILES ACROSS THE SEA.

WOW! LOOK AT THAT CRAZY FOOL.

THAT'S A TRICKY WIND UP THERE.

-LOOKS LIKE HE'S CAUGHT IN A THERMAL.

-I MEAN SHE. CALL HEADQUARTERS. TELL THEM THERE'S A CODE THREE, TOPANGA CANYON BEACH.

WE'RE ON OUR WAY.

STEPHANIE.

CAPTAIN, I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET OUR LIEUTENANT STEPHANIE HOLDEN.

-MY DAUGHTER TELLS ME IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOUR SKILL AND COURAGE, SHE WOULD HAVE DROWNED.

-THE SKYDIVER. -OH.

-WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS THE GRATITUDE I FEEL IN MY HEART.

SO I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THANK YOU IN A SPECIAL WAY.

WHAT KIND OF WAY IS THAT?

-I'M THE CAPTAIN OF A NORWEGIAN LINE CRUISE SHIP, THE M.S. SOUTHWARD.

I WOULD BE HONORED IF YOU'D BE MY GUEST ON OUR NEXT VOYAGE.

-WELL, THAT'S VERY KIND OF YOU, BUT IT WASN'T JUST ME.

THERE WERE OTHER LIFEGUARDS INVOLVED IN THE RESCUE OF YOUR DAUGHTER.

-OH, I KNOW THIS. I WOULD LIKE TO ASK THEM ALL TO COME,

EVERYONE WHO PARTICIPATED IN THE RESCUE.

WELL, THAT INCLUDES CJ,

SUMMER, MATT, AND, UH... AND, UH...

WE GOTTA TAKE GUIDO. HE DID CALL IT IN.

THANKS, BOSS.

THIS IS A VERY GENEROUS OFFER,

BUT I'M AFRAID THE COUNTY HAS STRICT POLICIES

ABOUT LIFEGUARDS ACCEPTING REWARDS.

-CAPTAIN THORPE SAID WE COULD GO. -YES!

-HE SAID IT'S A SLOW SEASON, AND WE COULD USE THE TIME TO RECHARGE OUR BATTERIES.

-WHERE ARE WE GOING? -FOR HOW LONG?

WHEN DO WE LEAVE?

-IT'S A FIVE-DAY VOYAGE TO THE MEXICAN RIVIERA.

WE SAIL AT THE WEEK'S END.

-UH, WHAT IF OUR BATTERIES DON'T NEED RECHARGING?

-WHAT DO YOU MEAN? -YOU DON'T WANT TO GO?

-WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY? DON'T YOU KNOW HOW MANY SINGLE GUYS ARE ON A CRUISE?

-IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO, BUT I WOULDN'T DISAPPOINT CAPTAIN THORPE.

I MEAN, HE IS LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING HIS FEET BACK IN THE SAND.

-SUMMER, I WANT A NOTE FROM YOUR MOTHER GIVING YOU PERMISSION TO GO.

MATT. MATT. YOU, TOO.

-NO PROBLEM. THEY'LL BE THRILLED TO GET RID OF ME.

-OH, LIEUTENANT HOLDEN, YOU HAVE MADE MY DREAMS COME TRUE.

-HOW MUCH LONGER? -WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?

LIFE WITHOUT POSSIBILITY OF PAROLE.

YOU GOT ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD.

OF COURSE, AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED ALL DRUG DEALERS SHOULD GET THE DEATH PENALTY,

ESPECIALLY YOU BIG SHOTS.

-UNIT 2, 10-99, MALIBU CANYON ROAD.

-AMBUSH! SANTA ROSA PEN! WE'RE UNDER ATTACK! -KILL HIM!

-IT'S JAMMED! -KILL HIM!

-LOOK OUT! -

-WELL, THIS SHOULD BE FUN. I'VE NEVER BEEN TO MEXICO...

I'LL GIVE IT RIGHT BACK.

-ALREADY, I'M SMELLING ROMANCE IN THE AIR.

-DOWN, BOY. DOWN, BOY. WE'RE NOT EVEN ON BOARD YET.

YOU'LL BE STAYING IN...

THE ACAPULCO SUITE. THAT'S MY FAVORITE STATEROOM ON THE ENTIRE SHIP.

WELL, THANK YOU FOR SAILING WITH US, MRS. KENILWORTH.

I'LL HAVE BOB OVER HERE HELP YOU WITH YOUR BAGS.

AND YOU HAVE A BALL. -THANK YOU, MY DEAR.

-PAMPER HER. HER HUSBAND JUST DIED AND LEFT HER A ZILLION DOLLARS.

YOU GUYS MUST BE THE GROUP FROM BAYWATCH.

THE CAPTAIN SAID WE'D BE HAVING SOME REAL LIVE HEROES ON BOARD.

OH, I'M AMY BOYER, YOUR CRUISE DIRECTOR. -MITCH BUCHANNON.

-HI. -HI. I'M STEPHANIE HOLDEN.

-NICE TO MEET YOU. -I'M SUMMER.

HI. CJ.

MATT.

-HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE BEFORE?

-OH, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE EVER BEEN AWAY FROM HOME.

-WELL, I'VE SEEN EVERY EPISODE OF "LOVE BOAT."

WHAT ABOUT YOU, STEPHANIE?

JUST ONCE. A LONG TIME AGO.

-WELL, FELLAS, YOUR STATEROOMS ARE ON THE ATLANTIC DECK,

AND, GALS, YOU'LL BE ON THE BOAT DECK.

IT'S A LITTLE EASY TO GET LOST, SO I'LL ESCORT YOU TO YOUR ROOMS.

COME WITH ME. -GREAT.

JUST TAKE IT DOWN.

GUIDO?

-NO, MAYBE I HAD FIVE. NO, I KNOW I HAD SIX.

IF YOU COULD JUST LOOK FOR THE SIXTH BAG.

GUIDO, COME ON.

I THINK I'M IN LOVE.

-I HAD FIVE. SIX. NO, I HAD SIX.

-DID I SEE YOU IN CABO LAST SUMMER?

HERE YOU GO.

HEY!

BYE!

THANK YOU.

-OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING US.

OH, THIS IS COOL.

GUIDO, GUIDO, GUIDO!

YOU KNOW, I MUST ADMIT.

I NEVER PICTURED YOU AS A LADIES MAN.

-THAT'S ONE OF THE REASONS I HAD TO LEAVE MY COUNTRY.

OH, SO MANY OF THE WOMEN FOUND IT VERY HARD TO RESIST MY CHARM.

-HAVING ANY LUCK WITH... UH? -WITH MRS. KENILWORTH?

IF I PLAY MY CARDS RIGHT, I'M GOING TO GET THE START-UP FUNDING

FOR WINDOWS BY GUIDO BEFORE WE REACH THE FIRST PORT.

- BE CAREFUL. -YOU BET.

-I COULD GET USED TO THIS. -THIS IS SO RELAXING.

-WHEN I LIVED IN FRANCE, WE CRUISED THE MEDITERRANEAN.

MY DAD WAS WRITING A SCREENPLAY SET ON THE GREEK ISLANDS.

I GOT MY FIRST KISS ON THAT TRIP...

DOMINIQUE STENDAHL FROM MARSEILLES.

I WAS ONLY 12 YEARS OLD,

AND I HAD NO IDEA WHAT I WAS DOING.

-OH, SOMEHOW, I FIND THAT VERY HARD TO BELIEVE.

-FORTUNATELY, DOMINIQUE WAS AN EXCELLENT TEACHER.

WHERE YOU GOING?

-TO GET MY CAMERA. I LEFT IT IN MY ROOM.

-OH, DON'T LOOK NOW, MR. RIGHT CAN'T TAKE HIS EYES OFF YOU.

CHAMPAGNE?

NO. I DIDN'T ORDER THAT.

THE GENTLEMAN DID.

THANK YOU, SIR.

-YOU'RE MORE THAN WELCOME, MADAME.

I'M ABIGAIL KENILWORTH.

YES, I KNOW.

AND I WAS SO SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR HUSBAND.

I'M SORRY. HAVE WE MET BEFORE?

-NOT OFFICIALLY. ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.

I'M COUNT GUIDO PAPADOKULOUS.

COUNT. OH, MY.

I HAD NO IDEA WE HAD ROYALTY ON BOARD.

-WELL, I LIKE TO TRY TO KEEP A LOW PROFILE.

-HI. -HI.

-EXCUSE ME. -SURE.

-HEY. -HEY.

IS IT MY IMAGINATION,

OR ARE YOU JUST COMPLETELY SOMEPLACE ELSE ON THIS CRUISE?

-IT'S YOUR IMAGINATION. -NO, I DON'T THINK SO.

WHAT'S THE MATTER? WHY ARE YOU SO UPTIGHT?

SD-I'M NOT UPTIGHT. I'M HAVING A PERFECTLY WONDERFUL TIME.

STEPHANIE.

-IT'S BILLY. HE'S RUINING EVERYTHING.

YOUR EX-HUSBAND, BILLY?

-YES. -HE'S ON THIS CRUISE?

-NO. I JUST CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM.

WE SPENT OUR HONEYMOON ON A CRUISE.

SIT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I REMEMBERED THE GOOD TIMES THAT WE HAD.

YEAH, I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.

GAYLE AND I SPENT OUR HONEYMOON IN HAWAII ON THE BIG ISLAND.

EVERY TIME THERE'S A VOLCANIC ERUPTION, I THINK OF HER.

-DOESN'T IT MAKE YOU FEEL SAD OR LONELY,

LIKE YOU WERE A FAILURE AT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN YOUR LIFE?

-I FELT THAT WAY FOR A REAL LONG TIME.

THEN, ONE DAY, IT WENT AWAY.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. IT JUST WENT AWAY.

YOU THINK THERE'S HOPE FOR ME?

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

NOW, COME ON. LET'S GO HAVE SOME FUN. COME ON.

GO LOSE SOME MONEY AT CRAPS. COME ON.

YOU'LL LOSE. I'LL WIN.