Afternoon Delight

Connection.

Phone book.

Jeff work.

Logan school.

Home.

Jeff Cell.

Jeff work.

Jeff Cell.

Jeff work.

Jeff work.

Jeff work.

How can I complain?

Women in Darfur, you know, walk 14 miles to get water,

raped on the way.

And on their way home, just trying to get water back to

the family, raped again, spill all the water, have to go

back, probably raped a third time.

I mean, how dare I?

How dare any of us?

Rachel, do I need to remind you how much time you spend

giving back?

You know what, if it's gluten-free and

it is the same, how could it hurt?

Eastside JCC Moms!

What are we doing?

Packing lunch for the homeless!

OK, I'm gonna post this.

When you get home, be sure to like it.

OK?

Don't just like it.

You have to share it with everybody.

Get your friends to like it.

I'm gonna see you guys at the auction?

Rachel, I'm talking to you.

Yep, got it.

Got it.

I know, it takes a lot of time.

And how are things with Logan?

Is he good?

Oh, Logan is awesome.

Are you two playing?

I know you said you were having trouble getting on the

floor with him and just playing.

Yeah.

So fun just to get on the floor and just play with him.

And how's Jeff?

Yeah, all's well.

Good, good, good, good, good, good, good.

Good, good.

Rachel, you don't have to tell me the truth, but,

uh, it is your time.

You pay for it.

Still no sex.

Lost count.

Six months.

That's a long time.

I feel like there's a lot of couples that probably go

through dry spells-

Not healthy couples, no.

Instead of just, like, talking about the

fact that we're not having sex, we use this code.

He asks if he should put the dog out.

Hey baby.

I gotta sleep.

Yeah, I know.

I was just, uh, thinking of putting Bonnet out.

Um...

Or you know, I could just let him stay in here.

If you don't want me to.

It doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter to me either.

Well, let him stay.

You sure?

Yeah.

Yeah?

OK.

Are you avoiding intercourse?

Bedtime?

That is the worst time to have sex.

Is there a time you'd prefer?

Oh, like a 3:30, or 4:00 tea time thing.

You know?

Elicit.

Curtains closed, sun trying to get in.

We meet somewhere.

May I share something with you?

When Portia and I met in 1979 at Smith College...

Does your shrink tell

you about her life?

No, because if she did, I would fire her.

It goes against her, like, Hippocratic Oath or something.

Oh my god, Lenore is always talking about her awful...

Ugh, Lenore.

Lesbian partner Portia and how deep their love is.

Please fire Lenore.

Ugh.

I bet they have eyes open orgasms.

Ugh.

Looking into the eyes of your partner when he...

No thank you.

Oh god, I'm so ready just to say fuck you to that auction.

I just do not wanna go.

Oh my god, me neither.

I'm buying a parking space for my horrible wife.

No, I'm buying the parking space for my horrible wife.

Oh, gentleman's club.

Oh, well, yes, of course, because they are the most

gently of men.

Top hat with your dick out.

Their little nut sack peeking out, and their tiny little

monocles.

Top of the morning to you, ladies.

Would you mind if I jacked myself off?

You ever been to a strip club?

Seriously?

Bo and I have gone to, like, a million strip clubs.

Are you serious?

Yes.

We go there, we get all hot, and then we bang the shit out

of each other when we get home.

Should I make a res?

What's wrong with you?

Let me guess.

This was Steph's idea.

No, actually, it was my idea.

I've never done anything like this before.

It'll be hilarious.

You've never been to a strip club?

No.

Strip clubs are sad, and they make me the opposite of horny.

You don't think that looking at young, hot American tits

are gonna get you horny?

How do you know their American?

They could be...

I don't know.

I just...

You're not gonna know what hits you when you get home.

Really?

It's gonna be sexual.

It's gonna be oh so sexual.

Mm.

I'm gonna eat you alive.

I'm might...

I might even suck it right off.

OK.

You don't know.

I do not know.

It's gonna be good.

OK.

I'm gonna make some hot loving to your... to your dad

bod.

Oh, man.

Come on.

I wanted to bid on the Cuperbergs' condo in Maui and

now I can't.

Jeff, you don't wanna stay at that condo.

It sounds repulsing.

Yeah I do.

You can't even see the ocean from that condo.

Why would we stay there?

Jesus, Rachel, put on some clothes.

Men wear those on their faces when they rob banks.

You press that panic button, I'm gonna

shoot you in the face.

Bing, bing.

Did you tell the babysitter what Logan likes for dinner?

Uh, no.

All right, I'm gonna see if we have any of that frozen soy

cheese pizza.

IDs, please.

Hi.

Are you serious?

I can't tell with y'all nowadays.

You know?

Yes please.

Best night of my life.

Oh my god, thank you.

Here you go.

Thank you.

Making my day.

Larissa.

Let's give it up for Larissa.

Come on up.

How old are you?

I'm 19.

Oh my god, that's young.

I had a baby.

That's OK.

Hey baby.

Huh?

I'm gonna put Bonnet out, OK?

Yeah.

OK.

No, of course we should.

That's why we're...

Hold on a minute.

Wha?

What are you doing?

I am so sorry!

That's OK.