High Maintenance

Morning. Uh, sign here, please.

Thanks a lot. Have a good day.

Thanks.

Fix the buzzer.

Would you please tell the court in your own words

why you believe you should have custody?

Because he's my son

and I love him.

And I know it was wrong to leave. I know it was...

Just listen to me! Okay? Listen to me!

It's really something that you're looking after Simon.

And what I said on the street...

that was a bad thing to say.

- Thanks. - Uh-huh.

Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait.

- Did they not have Pamplemousse? - Oh, no. They were out.

Honestly, I had to go to three places to get these, so...

Can you hold the door...

Sorry. Sorry.

Thank you.

Uh, can you press four, please?

Thank you.

You ever see "What About Bob"?

- Hey, Patrick, man. - Hello?

- I'm in an elevator. - Okay...

- You're cutting out. - What?

- Sorry... you back... - Okay. Great. That would be great.

Bye.

Like... like we were in a dream of something, right?

Bless you.

- Hey! - Hey.

This is fucking cool.

I made it. Very good.

How are you, man... oh, I'm sorry.

Does that, uh...

mean I should be quieter?

No, no. She's, um...

she's not with us anymore, so...

- I'm so sorry, man. - It's fine.

It's been... it was a long time coming. It's been like six months, so...

I'm getting used to it, so...

Good.

Um, are you thirsty? Do you want water?

Uh, yeah, that'd be great.

Something tells me you're gonna offer me a LaCroix.

Yup. Um...

do you mind drinking a coconut one though? Because I need white.

Uh, no. Does it taste good?

Yeah... yeah.

- All right. Cool. - Do you want a lemon square?

Uh, maybe on my way out. Sure.

And, um...

do you have time today to just, um...

like, stay and smoke with me a little bit?

Uh...

yeah, sure. You got a bowl?

- Mm-hmm. - Cool.

Is this one good?

Uh, that's not what I had in mind,

but, um, why don't you just pick something?

We'll figure it out.

So the idea is to just let the gravity do the work...

- Right - and when I take out the Greebs,

Mm-hmm.

You push down and inhale at the same time.

It's gonna be pretty nasty,

- so be careful. - Okay.

- Oh, oh. - Oh, my god.

You're losing it.

Oh! Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck. Very smooth.

Oh, I don't think so.

- You want something to drink? - Yeah. Uh, yeah. Coconut.

Oh yeah, the white.

- I need the white. - The whites!

That was good.

Sorry, man. It's... it's pretty rough.

You know, I usually have vape pens, but I ran out.

That's okay. I don't...

We didn't really, um...

smoke it anyway because, um...

like, I would bake with it 'cause my mom's lungs were bad.

Baked with only an eighth at a time?

No, I baked a dozen.

Okay. Cool.

This is new. This is nice.

Yeah, I got that one on Etsy.

- Yeah. - But she looks sad.

Her eyes are all, like, little sad eyes.

I like that one.

It's from this movie, "Ride." She wrote it,

she directed it, she stars in it,

and it's, like, about, um...

an overbearing mother and her son moves away,

and... and she plays...

She doesn't "play." She... she learns how to surf.

She learns to do...

She teaches herself how to surf.

And there's this part...

she smokes a joint in it.

- Oh. - And she just, like, laughs

and then she cries.

She's good when she cries, I think. I don't know.

You pretty fucked up?

No. Maybe.

- I don't know. - Yeah.

So I have to ask you a question.

Yeah?

How long have we been s... sitting here?

- Like, uh, not very long. - I feel like...

a little bit like I'm in a movie.

Oh, yeah, man. That's, like, the best part.

Sometimes you just put on headphones

and you're walking around the city.

It's like you're in a movie. It's awesome.

- That sounds fun. - Yeah, it is fun.

You should do it sometime.

I bet it's fun if you like...

if you, like, listen to a real movie soundtrack

and then it's like you're in that movie

or your own movie or whatever.

Yeah.

I'm gonna go, man.

No. Okay.

It's really nice outside, so you should, uh...

- have your movie moment today. - Yeah, maybe.

I'm not even gonna put on my jacket.

Don't.

Don't put on your jacket.

Take off your shirt.

Just... I'm kidding.

Gotcha, man.

- All right, well... - Take a bar. Take a bar.

Okay.

- See you later, man. - Take two.

No, this is good.

I appreciate it. Thank you.

- I hope you feel better, man. - I feel great.

Oh, my god, what's happening?

Hey, Mom.

Mm...

Oh, shit.

Okay...

- Oh, hey, Patrick. - Hey, Carl.

What, are you going out?

Yup. I'm just going for a walk.

I heard it was nice out.

Well, you... you enjoy yourself.

- I will. Thanks. - You... tell me how it is, all right?

- Okay, Carl. - Okay.

- Oh, you're back. - Yeah, I forgot something.

Well, you go right ahead.

No, no, you... you go. It's cool.

- You sure? - Yeah.

I hope you're not in any hurry or anything.

I'm getting my workout.

That wears me out.

Yo! Yo!

I told you to get the fuck out of here!

Holy shit.

There's Passionfruit.

- Are you okay? - Yeah.

- Oh, no. - Shit.

You're not... you're not okay. You're bleeding.

Come use my bathroom.

We'll leave this. I'll come back for it.

- Oh, you're a psychic? - Oh yeah.

I saw that comin'.

- What's your name? - Pam.

Let me see your hand.

Ouch, ouch.

I hope you don't mind, I had to put your cart out on the curb.

It's busted.

I'm pretty embarrassed that you saw me do that.

Those old lady carts are treacherous.

You're lucky you made it out alive.

Let's see that forehead.

I hope you don't mind me saying so, Patrick, but...

your scalp's pretty dry.

You should try some argan oil.

Did I hurt you?

No, no, I just...

Oh.

I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry.

It's okay, hon.

I'd offer to give you a palm reading,

but your hands are pretty jacked.

Give me your leg.

Is that that "Toss away what doesn't spark joy" book?

Ooh, yes.

You should take it.

No, I can't take your book.

No, I insist.

Marie would want it that way.

Excellent. Pamplemousse. This is my favorite, I think.

I like Cucumber-Grape. That's hard to beat for me, but...

Holy shit, man. This is...

fucking different.

- Yeah. - Whoa.

Um...