Public Disturbance

Subtitles by explosiveskull

When we posted our first video,

we never thought we would be here.

We're just four kids from Melbourne.

We started doing pranks to make ourselves laugh.

Hey guys, we're the Janoskians, and today we're doing...

What's our video called?

One view, multiplied into millions,

and the more views we got, the more we pushed the limits.

Then, came the music, the shows, and fans everywhere.

Why the hell do they like us anyway?

Because we're doing what we love,

and in it together.

Brothers always.

But as they say, you're only as good as your last video.

Hey, guys, we're the Janoskians!

And this is another fail video.

So, guys, what we're about to perform today

is one of the most dangerous stunts that we have ever done

across any of our channels.

You guys ready?

Let's do it.

Whoa!

Okay, you guys, so, as you know,

there's a jellyfish in this tank,

and we are gonna wrap it onto Beau's face for 15 seconds.

Are you all ready to see this?

No!

Oh, wow.

- Oh, my God. - Ready, Beau?

No! No!

Five, four, three, two, one!

Oh, shoot. Guys, what should we do?

- Guys, we need to pee on him! - Piss on his face!

- A million views in one day! - What?

- Check out the comments! - Whoa!

Your pee is way too yellow, you guys definitely should drink more water.

That's so true.

Gold shower, na, na, na!

It's so easy for you guys to be excited,

you guys weren't the ones being pissed on.

Seriously, give me my computer back!

Hey, Sophia! What's up, sweetie pie?

What's up, sweetie pie?

What's up is I am officially the most humiliated girlfriend

in the entire world, again!

- Hi, Sophia! - Beau, we need to talk, in private.

- What's up? - My roommate yanks me out of bed,

tells me there's a new video up of you

and your idiot friends, and I'm like,

"That's impossible, because he missed

my grandmother's 90th birthday yesterday

because he had to work!

Then, she shoved her phone in my face,

and shows me this disgusting video of your friends

peeing on your face!

Now everyone, including my own grandmother, has seen this.

Your grandmother saw it?

Did she think it was funny?

Are you serious?

You really need to think about what's best for you:

Beau Brooks, or the loser Janoskians?

You know what, Sophia, I don't think he needs to listen

to you anymore because you my friend, you suck!

- Seriously? - What?

Oh, Jai, you think you're such hot shit!

You do realize you're just a dick?

Luke, your claim to fame is that you win

all of the stupid dares!

Oh, my God, such an achievement!

You're an inspiration to jack asses everywhere!

What did I do to you?

You exist.

- Hey, Sophia, what about me? - You're just an idiot!

Beau! Beau!

I really fell for those green eyes of yours,

but then you opened your mouth, and your friends peed in it.

I can't do this, it's over.

You're seriously gonna break up with me over some stupid video?

Take care of yourself, Beau.

What, no, no! Sophia!

Hey, now you got us all to yourself.

- What do you wanna do first? - Aw, let's go to the bar.

Let's go film a video.

Don't be like that, come on.

Beau, put a smile on your doll.

It's been almost four days.

Oh, my God, that's just sad.

That's so sad.

I've known Beau my entire life,

and I've never seen him like this.

- Stop! - What a pussy.

So, you see, the problem with Beau is that,

he always thinks that he needs to be in a relationship.

What are you doing!

I just want the old Beau back, to be honest.

Yeah, baby!

Hey, guys, it's Beau here.

There comes a point in any person's life

when they look in the mirror, and they ask themselves,

are they truly happy?

All great things come to an end,

and I'm sad to say that...

I have to move on from the Janoskians.

Thank you guys for watching.

Man, what a bitch.

We can't just sit here and accept defeat.

We need a backup plan. We'll find a better Beau.

You know what, we should find a Beau with even greener eyes.

What are you doing, Daniel?!

Hey, what's up, boys?

So, what we're pretty much doing is we wanna replace Beau.

So, first off, what do you truly wanna get out of being a Jonaskian?

Where are you from?

- France? - Frenchmen!

Do you have any tattoos? No tattoos.

- Scars! - We wanna see them scars.

Yeah, we like scars.

I see you have a high pain tolerance.

Can you play a comedy side?

No?

Yeah, like that, see...

Pucker up like...

We wanna test your pain tolerance level,

so we're gonna see how well you can walk across these Legos.

While you're saying the first line of your script.

All right, can you do it with one fist in the air?

Weren't you already a client?

All right, very good, very good.

Turn your head to the side.

All right, now kiss me back.

- Yeah, did he get it right? - Perfect.

- Yeah, it looks good. - All right, awesome.

- All right, cool. - Can you count to three?

Aw, dig it right in.

Here's some oysters.

Let's see what you guys are made of.

Beau would not back down.

- That's a bit chewy. - Aw, yeah!

You gotta...

That was a buffalo testicle.

I think we'll definitely be in touch with you.

All right, see you boys!

This one's perfect, it looks exactly like a Dorito.

If you look at Beau's face closely enough,

you'll see it is indeed shaped as a Dorito,

like a perfect triangle.

Guys, I've gotta get to work,

and I'm running so, so, late.

Please tell me you've seen my boxers.

Come on, please, I'm running late. Anyone.

Daniel, stand up for a second.

- No. - Daniel, stand up!

I'm running late, seriously.

- What? - Are you wearing my boxers?

No! I'm just wearing ball protection.

Ooh!

- All of them? - Got ten, actually.

Seriously, Daniel? Take 'em off! I'm gonna be late!

Oh, there's one! There's two!

Incoming!

Show him dat ass!

Take 'em off!

Stop you little...

You guys are so funny!

- Smells like shit! - Judas over here!

You guys should consider getting a job, too.

I hope you get fired.

Uh-oh, an unknown number?

Uh, hello, who are you?

You don't know who I am?

Nope, no, I don't.

What planet you live on?

I'm from Earth, mate, what about you?

What cave do you dwell in? Everyone knows Barry Black.

- Cave? - Don't, don't...

You dummy, you don't know Barry Black?

- Black Entertainment! - What are you doing!

Black Airline, Black Records?

This is an honor, man!

Call him back!

All right, it's ringing.

Barry, man! Sorry, my friend he's a bit stupid.

We're big fans, bro, this is an honor!

It's an honor to meet you guys, too.

I'm gonna cut to the chase.

My daughter, Alison, adores you, especially Beau.

Beau, yeah, yeah. He's a cool guy, he's our brother.

Where is he?

I think he's up in the bathroom.

- It is nasty up there, - Whew!

Anyway, my daughter Alison's having a sweet 16 party,

and I want you guys to perform some of those stunts,

like the ones you do on the internet.

You know that jump rope trick you guys do?

- Yeah, man. - I like that shit.

Too easy, bro.

We moved from the East Coast to LA,

so she's having a hard time adjusting.

You know how that could be.