Have a Nice Day (大世界)

What the...? What's going on?

Xiao Zhang, what are you doing?

Xiao Zhang, don't be stupid. Think again.

You can't touch it. It's Uncle Liu's money...

A De, your photography skills are top notch!

Yuanjun, in this picture you look much younger than your age.

A De, you know what?

Yuanjun and I have known each other since we were in diapers.

His home is only a 10 minutes' walk from mine.

Yuanjun, do you remember?

One year the winter was so cold that the icicles on the roof

reached the ground.

The night you slept over at our house cramped in my bed.

I woke up in the middle of the night, wondering why my butt was so cold.

In a daze,

I opened my eyes to see that our Yuanjun had wet the bed.

Made a map with his urine.

Later my mother said that Yuanjun had made

a map of Taiwan.

How patriotic!

The blankets and mattress were all wet.

We couldn't go back to sleep

and ended up huddled at the head of the bed

chatting until dawn.

What did we talk about?

Yuanjun, do you remember?

To this fucking day, I still can't forget.

You said your Dad took you to Shanghai

and you ate the best meat bun you had ever had in your life.

You ate 12 at once!

12 meat buns!

I immediately started bugging my dad to take me to Shanghai.

I wanted to eat 12 meat buns on the Bund too.

But my dad slapped me so hard that I saw stars.

Lao Zhao.

Hello, Xiao Zhang's gone nuts. He took the goods.

What? Xiao Zhang?

Where are you now?

I seem to be in the development zone.

Boss, should we call the police?

Call the police? You are out of your mind.

Listen, come back first and we'll talk.

OK, got it, boss.

Uncle Liu.

Rare or cooked?

Understood.

Railway Business Hotel

Register.

Hello, brother Skinny. What's the matter?

Old 3, track this number for me.

Immediately.

Sure, brother Skinny.

Also get me some medicine.

When do you need it?

OK, meet you in 30 minutes at the shop.

Hey boss, a real wild turtle. We dug it up on the construction site.

I need to rush home soon.

How about a real bargain for you? 500 RMB?

It's wild. It works better than Viagra. 450?

Eat it yourself or set it free for karma, as you wish.

So?

What about 200? OK?

Is it easy to come across a counterfeit bill?

This young man looks honest.

Give him the change.

Integrity Internet Cafe

Membership card?

It's 2 RMB per hour.

Are you there? Yan Zi?

I have good news!

We can get you more plastic surgery!

Let's go to South Korea!

Skinny.

The car was found.

The direction to Qiaobei New Village?

OK.

A De, you have quite a bit of artistic talent, don't you?

I see, this is Fauvism.

Many great painters paint in this crazy style.

Did I get it right, Yuanjun?

You taught me about it before.

You also told me that this world is a world of madmen and fools.

Madmen stop at nothing, snatching fame and money,

and the fools are happy with what they have.

So tell me.

Are you a madman or a fool? Or a madman pretending to be a fool?

Well, to be honest,

we grew up together

and were once like brothers, young and innocent.

It's so sad to see ourselves in this situation today!

He says his paintings are now very valuable.

Let him go, and they are all yours.

Fuck! Fang Yuanjun.

You really think your paintings are worth anything?

Three fucking years ago, you were still a broke-ass bum.

Who bought your first painting?

Who rented this studio for you?

And who the fuck kept on raising the placards at auctions

to raise the price of your bids?

Me, fucking Uncle Liu.

I'm the one who honored our friendship and supported you.

And I did it for pleasure! To be happy.

Fuck. Money? You actually want to talk money with me?

Fugui, Uncle Liu.

I'm sincerely sorry.

Please, for the sake of our brotherly friendship,

let me go...

Fuck off, there is no such thing as brotherly friendship!

You and I were already different twenty years ago.

A De, if your brother slept with your woman,

what would you do?

Stab him.

What's your Zodiac sign?

Capricorn.

The plum blossom's fragrance comes from the bitter cold.

Good honing gives a sharp edge to a sword.

Shit, this kid is quite ambitious.

Got it.

That's an uncommon screen name.

What?

Shit, Platypus.

IP address located.

10 minutes ago, he logged in from the college town.

The college town?

Wait, registered address.

Should be the Integrity Internet Cafe. Xuehai Road No. 19.

Boss, boss?

We found the car at an intersection, east side of the city.

He left the car keys.

Go get the car right now.

OK, got it, boss.

- We've located Xiao Zhang. - Where?

In the college town north of the city.

Why are you bringing him?

This kid looks so unassuming, but he's carrying a lot of money.

So he is definitely, absolutely, worth bringing!

Yellow Eye, the binoculars you invented are really useful!

Fuck! What binoculars?

What? They are not binoculars?

I'm wearing a pair of super VR infrared, invincible X-Ray glasses.

OK, go ahead and brag.

Anyway, I'm holding a big bag of money and it sure feels wholesome!

Now we've made our first pot of gold.

What's the next step?

Next step? What do you mean?

A startup!

What startup? To start what?

Oh, a life without dreams is pathetic!

Come on, why is it pathetic?

What are you saying? Can you speak like a human being?

I have loved inventing and creating ever since I was little,

but my family was so poor that I couldn't even go to high school.

Fortunately, I was fearless.

And I've never forgotten my dream of becoming an inventor.

Today God opened his eyes and sent an automatic package of startup capital.

I need to plan carefully what to do with my life.

All right.

Why not spend the rest of your life inventing money?

Are you willing to marry me now?

Let me just say, I'm definitely not a gold digger!

So, can your super binoculars see through clothes too?

You bastard! Could you see through Xiao Li's clothes in my shop?

Give them to me. I want to see too!

Stop this hooligan!

But I wasn't speeding!

Tough luck!

How much soup do I have to sell to make back the 200 bucks?

- Shit, the money was exposed! - Oh no!

Let's get out of here. What are you doing?

Come here.

Yellow Eye, Yellow Eye.

You're late.

There was a situation.

Lao Zhao lost the goods.

Amitabha Buddha.

I've already arranged it. The goods will be found before dawn.

Don't worry, Brother Biao!

Mom, I told you not to call.

What?

Don't worry, the Star of Wisdom is watching out for our Le Le this year.

Destined to go to Peking U, Tsinghua U, Harvard, Yale, Oxford, or Cambridge.

Yes, I know.

Just bring the ID card for the consecration ceremony.

It'll be fine.

OK, yes. Yes, I know.

All set, brother Skinny.

Take these pigs' kidneys and make soup for your wife.

Nourish her so she can give you a chubby baby boy.

Thanks, brother Skinny.

I'm off.

Membership card?

I'm just passing through.

Without it, there's a 3 hour minimum at 2 RMB per hour.

How many hours?

The night package is 20 RMB. Pay first.

Room 301 Railway Business Hotel

My Dad said South Korea isn't 100% safe. It was on the news yesterday.

Still there?

My Mom said surgeries in South Korea cost half a million.

I have 1 million.