Gori Tere Pyaar Mein (गोरी तेरे प्यार में)

What happened?

Wake Jayram and Mohini. Tell them to get ready.

And Sriram? Find out. Where is he?

Daddy's calling...

Seven missed calls! Dad is going to hold on to this for the next 7 lives.

Sorry, my phone was on silent mode.

That's why we've been trying to call you.

We are all going to her house now.

I suggest you come there directly. Immediately!

You know my friend Rajat? The fat one?

He met with an accident on Ring Road and broke his hip.

I need to rush to the hospital.

Please don't say you won't be coming...

I'll come.

For the funeral.

Black Sheep!

You're the Black sheep of the family!

I look 'black' to you?

I'll come for the memorial service.

...and I'll have my memorial service.

And guarantee you'll miss that as well!

There are others besides you in this world.

Don't you need to fulfill your duty towards them?

What can I do for the country?

The grandson of a Gandhian freedom fighter speaks thus.

Your grandfather was my inspiration.

Jayram considers me his idol.

For Chinnu, Jayram is a hero!

Is there anyone for whom you are a hero?

Send you to America to study and you return an alien...

You don't look a part of this family anymore.

No son.

This time I won't support you.

You've become extremely self-centred.

Your aunt called from Chennai 8 times...

All she wanted was to know whether you liked her sweater.

You didn't use the sweater...

...but you didn't even say "Thank you."

Where is that sweater?

Where is the sweater?

Muttu considers me a hero!

To hope for anything from this boy is like...

There's only one solution to straighten this boy.

Even a small thing is valuable for the country.

He was switched at the hospital.

Mom will see the sitar and agree immediately.

She has two!

Your smile...

Can I be honest?

I have no interest in getting married.

I was going to reject you... but...

Then do it!

Our family is exactly like yours...

I'm in love with someone else.

But I can't say no to this proposal. So, please...

They're calling you outside.

Come on!

Such a small world, right son?

In the 1946 freedom struggle, your grandfather...

...and Mr. Natarajan's father were both in Hyderabad Jail.

If I would have refused, dad would throw me out of the company.

And anyways, why should I care about Vasudha's problem?

What say, Sandy?

Plus, she's beautiful, Tamilian, from a good family.

Mom and Dad are love-struck.

A prize catch like this makes everything fall into place. Right?

Everything's vegetarian?

Why are you doing this?

Everything's vegetarian!

Don't tell the family but I'm a strict chicketarian.

Sriram, I'm very serious about him.

Then why tell me? Tell your parents.

They will never accept Kamal.

Kamal Haasan? The actor?

Kamal doesn't have his own place nor a stable job.

He's an environmentalist. Like...

You mean a social servant?

Vasudha you've been saved.

I promise you, you've been saved!

These people are really dangerous.

They're crazy.

I used to date one such girl.

It was quite serious but...

Don't tell me that in today's day

you thought you'll find a guy who hasn't had a girlfriend.

How many girlfriends did you have?

Many.

But this one was special.

Less of Environment. More of a mentalist!

The government has said you can't defecate here...

...because there aren't any toilets.

So I said, "Who needs a toilet?"

Since we're fasting, what will we possibly excrete?

Whatever it is, get rid of Corruption! We're done with Corruption!

Get rid of Corruption! We're done with Corruption!

Get rid of Corruption! We're done with Corruption!

Get rid of Corruption! We're done with Corruption!

You must be hungry.

Eat this quietly. No one will know.

If a 7o-year-old man can fast, then why can't I?

Just let this bill get passed.

Then these corrupt idiots will be taken to task!

I should have been a politician.

The kind of money they earn!

Did you vote? No, right?

If you did, you could have brought about a change.

Who do I vote for?

They're all corrupt!

Blame someone else.

Now tell me, what's different between you and a corrupt politician?

Kids from all over the country come here.

What treatment?

They are all AIDS patients.

No... Nothing...

And anyways, AIDS isn't transmitted by touch.

You know? You remind me of Shabana Azmi.

Since I was young I have dreamed of having such a car.

And finally dad has agreed.

Buying a car from your dad's money is no big deal.

Buy one on your own. That's something!

...because I don't want to go to some "Tomatina" Festival

Yes. Because you've forgotten to enjoy life.

These festivals only look good in movies.

You know, in our country...

Country... Country... Dia, you're not the Prime Minister.

You don't miss a chance to bark your slogans.

Even I know one, "Live and let live!"

If I start commenting on your lifestyle...

...it'll make you very upset.

I know.

Which is why I wonder if I've made a mistake.

You're just saying all this to scare me off.

And anyways, she wasn't wrong.

Maybe not, but real for sure.

Son. Leave some for next time!

On the wedding day, the groom suddenly pretends.

Then the bride's relatives beg and say,

Can we meet tomorrow?

Alone?

And why this meeting?

...you're going to start with the Kamal story again.

Isn't it the same guy?

The waiter at my house that day?

No. - It's him.

I don't remember.

Let's talk about something else.

About Dia.

You two were so different. How did you meet?

Like a guy falling from the 18th floor meets the concrete below.

I had just returned from studying architecture in America...

Oh man! We're stuck here since 2o minutes!

We'll miss all the wedding festivities.

Relax. Why so tense? Just forget the wedding.

It's my brother's wedding! Don't talk rubbish.

Why're you smothering me?

Dia. Her name's Dia. Family friend.

A little crazy.

She's so weird, which is why she's still single.

Her parents are so worried.

And hello!

She's much older to you.

But she's hot!

What are you doing here?

Playing football!

Can I borrow your jacket?

I'll clear the traffic in 5 minutes.

Come on out!

I'll return both.

Take off your clothes.

How many months does it look like? 12?

- I'll do it on the way. - What an amazing girl!

You're the husband. I'm the wife.

I'll clear this jam in 5 minutes.

Has the Minister left? - Not yet.

Oh no no! Take your time.

You've stepped out?

My water bag burst. How much longer?

Do something...

Do something...

Say "All is well"

It kicked! And so strong!

Looks like it's about to happen right here!

Do something!

Look. We need to go to the hostel right now!

Please just wait for 5 minutes. Hold! Just hold!

Record this injustice on a mobile phone!

Oh man! No!

Note his name down! Note it! - No. No.

Let them go Sir, we'll fall into trouble.

Err... Do one thing ma'am, you go ahead, please.

But our car is right at the back.

Ok. So bring it ahead.

Hey! Move the barricade!

Go help him!

Hey! What are you doing there? Come on!

Come on, hurry! - Open it up.

Are you crazy? - Hurry!

The Minister's convoy will be coming any minute!

Is he pregnant as well?

Where is your car?