The first 200 lines.
What are you doing?
Once you've gotten over someone, why think of her again? Forget her
l had gotten over her. But she's in again
Where are you going? - To ask her
Look, don't create a scene here. - l'll have a word with her
C'mon. - What insolence is this?
She loves insolence like this. Right..? C'mon
Lay off. - Hey.. relax
Shut up, will you?
How she was screaming! - Yes, l'll take him there
Take the car to the airport.
Why're you headed for the airport?
You're going to back to Dad in Bangkok
Are you out of your mind? Am l going to run scared of a rat?
l'm not going anywhere. Bangkok!
You know who you raised your hand on?
lt was Gaikwad's son. - So?
Jaywantrao Gaikwad is a very big name in this city
He has a lot of clout! - So? Am l any less?
l'm Viren Sahi's son. These guys wet their pants in my father's presence
Gaikwad! Turn the car around, l'm not going anywhere
All right. Phone your dad and tell him that you're not going
ln life, when you want to fight..
and at heart, feel light..
fall in love..
and take a good bite
ln life, when there's a fight..
at pocket, you're tight..
fall in love..
and take a good bite
Everything here is tasty
And there's a smile on our lips
Eat here, or take away
The prices are right, so take a good bite
Brothers! Hurry!
Pizza, burgers, fries, or Chinese fried rice..
where it's served on time, take a good bite
The good bite
Everything here is tasty
And there's a smile on our lips
Eat here, or take it home
The prices are right, so take a good bite
Pizza, burger, sandwich fries, idli-sambar, dosa-wada..
samosa, cutlet, acos..
omelettes!
Hail Lord Shiva
Shekhar, did you get the catering contract?
Why would l not get it? Why not? We make such delicious food
How's business, Tatya? - lt's business as usual
But the one at table number 4 is a new shop
Ever since she arrived, she's been doing brisk business!
Right from this morning, a new guy arrives every half an hour
Setting, you see
You mean..? - You got it right
The oldest profession
She looks the part, too. - Take a look
Yes, dad. l can't be hasty with this decision..
..it has to do with my wedding
Yes, the list you've sent me.. - Excuse me
l'll call you later, dad. Your name?
My name? lt's Shekhar Bhatia. - Shekhar..?
But your name's not in the list. - So you.. you have a whole list?
Yes. Please be seated
Why're you sitting here and doing this?
That's because boys are not allowed in the hostel
Do your folks know? - Yes..
l'm doing all this at their behest
Bravo! - Well, never mind..
what sort of a girl do you like? - Aunties
So you're a madam? - People do use that term sometimes
But let me make this clear. Man often wants the girl..
to keep him and his friends happy. But l won't be able to do all that
What rubbish are you talking? - l'm being absolutely frank
l want to make things very clear. Have you brought the certificate?
What certificate? - HlV test?
Because l'm quiet, it doesn't mean you can talk any nonsense!
Because my demand is justified. lt has do with my life
What life? - l don't want to contract AlDS
What AlDS? - l'll explain that later
About AlDS.. l'm educated, l know.. - You don't know anything
Yes? Dr Kavita here. Send the patient, l'll examine him
Are you a doctor? - Yes. What did you think?
Sorry. - Why?
Everything was explained in the matrimonial ad
So that was a list of guys for your marriage?
What did you think?
Well, l thought.. - What?
He thought you're a hooker
What?
Did anyone see that?
How did it happen?
l didn't even realise it.. so fast.. impossible
Thanks, Ma.. who is it?
Didn't you recognise her? That's Sunanda, Shelly saheb's daughter
Aha! She looks like Tanuja, her nature's like Vyjayantimala
You'll be happy after you marry her. - Earlier you..
..brought girls' pictures!
And you bring the girl now! Why do you harass nice folks?
From pictures, you get to know how good the girl looks. Not their brains
Haven't l done right? - Absolutely wrong!
l don't want to get married. - Why? ls something wrong with the girl?
No, l have a problem. - So there's something wrong with you?
He's a diamond! Why're you quiet? Make him see reason.. in English
Keep quiet
My son, she's a good girl. - Very good
So get her married to a good boy. Spare me!
l'll die a bachelor, but l'm not getting married
Sorry, Uncle. - My son..
Your son has turned us down. - Even his father will get married!
Sorry, a slip of tongue
Why don't you get my daughter married to Aryan instead?
Aryan who? - He's talking about our younger son
Yes, your other diamond. - No diamond. He's plain glass!
Worthless! Useless boy!
Doesn't he work? - He actually can't work
Whenever he got to work, he made lives miserable for us
He started a soap factory at home. He didn't sell a single cake
We've been using the same soap for six months now. To bathe and wash
You use some too. Give him soap. - Dad, forget it.. will you?
The poultry he started! The eggs.. - What use digging old graves?
But he's a changed man. Now he has become a computer expert
He has started a cybercafe at Mahim. ln partnership
He's cracking big deals! He's so good at computers..
almost like Zakir Hussain on the Tabla!
Life without a lover is worthless
Life without a lover is worthless
These moments of youth..
l hope, are not lost
Understand my restless pining, my love
Give in now, my love
Life without love is worthless
Life without a lover is worthless
You don't run into such beauties every other day
l implore you, my love, don't ever leave me
l'm bowled over by your charms, my love
Give in now, my love
Life without love is worthless
Life without a lover is worthless
Let me kiss your lovely body, let me gather you in my arms
My restlessness drives me to love you
ln my breath awakens an aching that can't be controlled
So give in to me, my love
Life without love is worthless
Life without a lover is worthless
These moments of youth..
l hope, are not lost
Understand my restless pining, my love
Give in now, my love
Life without love is worthless
Life without a lover is worthless
Should l save it? - Yes, save the whole thing
Right, save the whole thing. - And who's going to save you guys now?
Police? What are you doing here? What have you boys done?
Who's he? - Thakur. The owner of the cafe
He's getting blue films made at..
..the cybercafe and asks, what's happening?
Blue film? But Aryan was telling me..
what? - The weather report
Yes, weather report! They're developing a software..
to get to know the weather a week in advance!
You'll get the weather report in jail. C'mon guys.. move it!
Aryan, you've conned me again! You've ruined my money..
l'm not sparing you!
You? Remember me? Yesterday..? - Yes, yes, l recognise you
What are you doing here? - l've baked this cake for you
You will accept this cake if you've forgiven me
Actually, l should be asking for your forgiveness
No, l should be the one asking for forgiveness
What you did was absolutely right. ln fact, l really feel..
guys should take a couple of knocks from girls just like that
No kidding, l'm serious
They'll get to know just how strong women are..
here, you're..? - This is where l stay
l've just joined the hostel.
My folks are shifting to Canada where my brother lives
And they want me to get married before they move out
So the matrimonial ads and boys.. - l get it, l get it okay
You and l share the same problem
But my father has his own angle, his own way of thinking
The old school
But l'm going to help you
l get to know a man's character as soon as l've seen him, like..
Like you got to know my character? - Now you're taunting me..
instead, slap me. Go on, let's be done with it
Here you are
My dad's phone. l wonder what new angle it is
Yes, father? - Aryan's locked up at the police-station
Police station? - Go and have him released
Yes, l'll be there
Police station?
Catering. Yes, catering
The cops have a function, you see. And they've called me
Because l'm a cook. So l'm going to cook!
l didn't know he was your brother..
..l wouldn't have locked him up otherwise
l'm glad it's your beat, sir. And you remembered my face
l've eaten so often at yours. How could l forget you?
Nor can l forget you, sir
Stop apple-polishing me. Let's go home
Thanks for getting me out, brother. Just don't let father know
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