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OMG! Have you been watching Lydia's latest videos?
If you haven't, go watch them, right now!
Now! Watch them twice! Like, share, favorite,
they're totes more adorbs than mine
and not a total boo-hoo downer like these videos.
Cause of my younger, way cuter sister's ridiculous talents,
there is no need to continue my own videos, unless she's in them of course.
My name is Lizzie Bennet... - And my name is Lydia Bennet!
And we're even now, right?
Right? - Yeah, whatever.
Don't you think my endorsement would have sounded better
if you hadn'nt written it yourself? - You have a short memory, Lizzie Bennet.
I forget nothing!
And I'm totally gonna catch up on your videos, soon.
Thanks! - So you're gonna keep making them?
Please! Now that you’re back, I can just crash into yours!
So much easier. Stay tuned for the adorbs, everyone!
There’s no place like home!
And it does look like I'll be here for a while.
While Mr Collins has been a remarkably good sport
about the whole blackmailing thing,
I think I'm gonna give him some time to cool off.
Plus, I've learned more than enough about Collins & Collins for my paper.
Admit it! You're afraid of dining with Miss de Bourgh again.
Discretion is the better part of valor.
Besides, you should be nice to me.
Not only did Mr. Collins give her the holiday off,
but he said she could take the whole week.
I’m glad I got to spend the holiday with my family,
but I cannot condone your methods.
Diplomatically put.
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