Tamil Rockers (தமிழ் ராக்கர்ஸ்)

'Land...Water...Fire...'

'Air and Sky...'

'They're the five manifestations of nature.'

'But I'm more powerful than all.'

'I'm the sixth manifestation.'

'The world will be shook-up upon hearing my name.'

'Do you know who am I?'

'Do you know what my name is?'

'My name is...'

'MONEY'

'Tamil Rockers'

'I'm the 'Everlasting Rock Star' of this world.'

'But some people who do not know this claim...'

'themselves as 'Rockers' in Tamilnadu.'

'This guy, he is greed on me.'

'But not in the right spirit.'

'He wants to accomplish his goal by some shortcut.'

'He is loitering all over expecting something like Iridium.'

'An idiot who thinks he is brilliant.'

'If there were people like him,'

'wouldn't there be a clan that'd cheat on him and survive?'

'He is one of them.'

'Once he wakes up, the words uttered by him are only crores.'

'Even while sleeping, he'll blabber in crores.'

'He is very intelligent but a criminal.'

'Do you know who he is!'

'To address him decently, he is a 'Mediator'.'

'To address him indecently, he is a 'Pimp'.'

'His job is to hook up the fool and the crook.'

'His routine job is to collect bribe.'

'Among the people who earns me by cheating others,'

'He is a rowdy who earns me by intimidating others.'

'He lends me and earns interest from vegetable market to harbour.'

'He is the 'Don'.

'The bribe taken by the officers, and the money swindled by politicians,'

'All those is deposited in his safety locker.'

'They're dirty couple and they do dirty business to earn me.'

'They take videos of men and women being intimate and make money...'

'..That's their family business.'

'He is a politician who does politics to earn me.'

'I get irritated when seeing him.'

'He deceives people to earn money, I'm just waiting to teach him a lesson.'

'She is a good girl, but her future is uncertain.'

'Because she got stuck in such a situation.'

'To save her, either a super hero or an ordinary hero has to arrive.'

'He is a good guy who makes mistakes with faults.'

'He needs me to the extent of having just a beer every day.'

'His hobby is automobile racing.'

'If he come across a girl, he chit chats in boring way..'

'I like him since he doesn't have desire on me.'

'So I want to gamble with him.'

Wow! Jeeva is the winner

Why taking so long, do it fast.

Yeah, I'm doing.

It's like your angular face.

Make it circular.

Good morning, uncle.

Come and eat.

Hey, I'm here.

Since you both are in the same height, I don't know who is who.

At night, when you drink ten bottles of beer...

...and eat fifteen bulls eye then why won't your vision change?

You don't keep your evil eye on him,

He must've been mentally sick yesterday, so he'd have drunk.

What? If mentally sick, then he must consume poison.

You better consume it.

Not beer.

Hey, talk anything about me but don't talk about what I drink.

There might be illiterates among youngsters.

But you can't find one who never booze.

Even to those who earn thirty thousand rupees a month,

...it's very difficult to get a bride these days.

But every month you borrow thirty thousand rupees and booze.

Moreover, you've re-painted an old car and go behind racing,

And hanging out with the boys here and cheat on people...

Then which loony fellow will give his daughter to get married to you.

You...

- Me! - Yes...

Checkmate.

Hey, you...

Dear...it's my mom!

Hey, then what?

He doesn't match our daughter in anyway.

When you married his sister, should he not marry his sister's daughter?

- Mom! - Get lost.

Hey, Shanti! you don't love me?

Get lost, you pig faced.

Why do you utter your dad's name for that?

Wastrel.

Hey, shall I drop you?

Hi!

Hey, the flavour of mint leaf is awesome.

Mint leaf!

Wait, I'm coming.

How do you know that?

Jeeva, you eat only after we have.

Did I eat the last!

Okay, where are all the guys?

Ganesh went to buy milk.

Shiva is playing cricket.

Then what, Jeeva.

Our guys have grown up.

Have they grown up! I don't understand.

What do people in this flat think of us?

They'll think we are hanging out with a lunatic.

Leave him.

Yeah, you're right.

Jeeva, we are here for a long time.

You come out, let me tell you one thing.

Come, I'll tell. -About what!

He is dead!

I've to buy an important thing from the medical store.

Hey, won't you buy on your own?

This place and the shop-keeper are familiar to me.

So will you go and buy?

- Please. - Okay, I will.

But will you buy me beer tonight?

- Certainly, I'll get you. - Give me the money.

Take it.

Brother, give me a condom.

Okay.

She is unmarried

What?

Won't you wrap it and give?

Sir, what kind of condom you need, special or normal?

Uncle... uncle.

Hey, uncle.

Hey, what kind of condom you need, special or normal?

You sinner!

Hey, why are you shouting?

Instead I'd have come there.

Nothing is required, come.

Checkmate.

Thank you!

Very nice

Brother.

Someone has come to see you.

Greetings, sir!

Hi, sir.

This is my sister Anandhi.

She is a transgender.

You go inside.

She is going!

He is the one who spoke to you on phone.

- Hello, sir. - Nice to meet you, sir.

How this is possible? I couldn't believe this.

I'm so excited about it.

Everything depends on hope, sir.

From now on, you'll start believing me.

Yeah, when are we going to see?

It's not in my hands.

There are lot of mysteries around us in this world.

We can feel a few of them and even we can see.

But certain things are beyond our control.

That is called "Myth".

All these myths were found by our ancestors, the Siddhars...

...and transformed to manuscripts and kept secretly in Tiruvannamalai.

Having one of the secret manuscript, We have ventured into this.

Have you been to Thirunallar Temple near Kumbakonam?

The temple has a unique feature.

A satellite which crosses the temple tomb will lose it's function for thirty seconds.

How is this possible?

NASA is still doing research on this.

Our planning is also similar to that.

Not only that,

What is the center point of this world...

All the scientists of this world have done research and discovered it.

It has been confirmed the world's center point exists in Asia.

Asia means here, in India.

Where in India? In South India.

Where in South India? In Tamilnadu.

Where in Tamilnadu? In Chidambaram.

It's Chidambaram Nataraja temple.

The big toe in the statue of Lord Nataraja...

is discovered as the world's center point.

We have evidence for floral flying chariot that existed five thousand years ago.

But the drone we're about to build now will look normal.

But this can easily capture military secrets.

No one can track this drone.

Whereas, we can find wherever nuclear weapons are made in this world.

We can use it for ourselves if needed.

What I'm going to say now is going to set a new record in this world.

Through this we're going to get many crores of money.

But all I need from that is just a hundred crores.

Don't worry, darling.

If you need hundred crore rupees immediately,

then the only source is Abu.

If you ask him, you'll definitely get it.

He's the worst, but we have no other choice.

I know both of you work with Abu for past ten years.

I'll give fifty lakhs for each of you.

Leave to Hong Kong and stay happily.

I'll take care of your family.

When you return, everything will be fine.

What's your call?

Stop!

Hey, stop!

Are you new?

What are you doing?

Abu doesn't like harassing women, don't you know that?