Permanent Roommates

Look at this, Miku.

You all are aware that I'm 18 weeks pregnant. Right?

So now you have to stop your childish behaviour.

You keep this with you.

My first ultra-sound. My child's very first photo...

...his first memory and he misplaced them.

I made a big mistake trusting grandpa.

Why do you misbehave with everyone?

Before you trap anyone in your good memories...

I won’t let anyone have good memories.

What are you doing?

Creating a memory.

It's the time...start!

Hand sanitizer.

Am I right? I've to hold him 45 degree right.

30 degree. Don't have to projectile.

Okay 30 degree

Lily, did you have a bad dream?

Lily..it seems to be some secretary’s name.

What if it's boy then?

Check his nappy.

Nappy is fine, she just had a bad dream.

Right?

Like this he'll not sleep.

His potty smell is coming till here, you check him.

There is no potty smell.

So fresh...just see.

Change the nappy.

You always ask me to do the nappy changing demo...

You have never done the demo of feeding him.

Okay fine.

Don't cross horns with mom, she can fix you, me, my dad and even his dad.

I am changing the nappy.

But when he'll grow big and will love me only then don't say...

Piyatu, what was lacking in my motherhood?

Piyatu...? What Pokimon sort of name is this?

I'll not keep such a name.

It's not a Pokiman kind of name, Piyatu is such a user-friendly name.

It was sound so good when you call him Piyatu...

Piyatu, where were you...?

I'm not even discussing this

Okay fine...

Hey Tanu shall I keep some naphthalene balls in his nappy?

It's of Kevda(Pandanus flower) flavour, it will smell good.

For good smell there is a bump cream.

Yeah but children become calm smelling Kevda.

...didn't we see it in the documentary?

They were monkey babies.

Oh yes!

fine...cream it is.

Baby bump cream is also strawberry flavoured.

I feel like eating it up.

Not bump, cream!

Hey..shinny bumps.

Today anyhow I'll make him wear this plastic underwear.

You can have bet with me.

One minute, bro.

Just a minute.

Let me just arrange this thing for you.

So there is no... ..oh shit...

Now he'd fall on his head

He could have permanent brain damage.

Oh its fine...the actual one is here, safe and secure.

Tomorrow try again, okay?

No Tanu, I don't want to play all this.

Shit!

Tanu, you only deal with the baby, I'll stay far off, I am not safe.

Come here.

Everything is so good.

You have learned everything, only this is left, right?

I know, you will be a very good father.

No...now baby shower is there, then wedding in three days...

...in 100 days you will deliver the baby also...

..because of me your entire honeymoon period went off in fast forward.

You are also having problem.

Over confidence of pulling out on time has doomed us.

If this baby was not here even you wouldn't be here.

We wouldn't be getting married also.

Why wouldn't we getting married, it was decided, right?

We won't go by bus. We'll go by Ola and be happy.

Yes but if baby was not there then even you wouldn't be here..

You would be in US.

So you should be thankful to the baby..

If he wouldn't be there.. there would be an ocean between us.

This baby is like a bridge.

It has brought us close.

Just now what did you say?

You should be thankful to baby. -No..after that.

This baby is like a bridge.

It has brought us... -Yeah..right...

Baby has brought us closer, it's like a bridge.

Baby's name will be Howrah. -What?

Tankesh's son, Howrah Choudhary!

What a superb name! Such a cool name, I'll block its email id...

...no one else should take it.

Hello Howrah, how are you?

And welcome to another episode of Time Travel...

Yesterday you saw your own baby shower...

...and today I'll show you your parents wedding.

So let go back in time....

Look at it, just three days left for the wedding

..and everyone are so busy.

Hello everyone... -Hello...-Hello..

Hello mummy.. Say hello to Howrah.

Mummy..Mummy... -Hi...

Baby stop saying Howrah and stop calling me 'mummy'.

Saw, since beginning mummy was so strict.

And this is Howrah.

Hello Howrah, how are you?

Say hello to Howrah...! Oh, how can she say Howrah?

Forget it! She is grandma.

And she is granny.(maternal grandmother) -Going to be granny.

Going to be granny!

Yes, in seventeen days grandpa and granny are going to get married.

Actually we were getting so good discounts on two weddings...

..but granny rejected that offer.

Because I didn't want to steal your mom's thunder..that's why.

Oh like that..is it?

So mean!

Anyways how can anyone steal anyone's thunder in my presence?

Mummy... -Uhh..

That day you were singing a song which you're going sing on the wedding day...

...just sing once on the camera.

No not now... I'm busy.

Just once, I'm doing a video recording for Howrah. Please sing once.

Miku, I feel shy to sing.

Oh mummy... Okay aunty, you sing.

I sing..okay... -Yes.

Isn't it very boring?

I mean it's slow, there should be something rocking.

Like....

Great!

It's good but it's very old one.

Your friends are young so they will like something new...

Yes...like...

Nice!

Aunty very good. Competition.

Mummy, just give it back to her.

What sort of song is this?

Since when you are disturbing everybody.

You're not doing anything and not letting others also do anything.

I've done all the work, what else should I do?

I've made all the calls, brought all the things that priest needed..

What else should I do?

Go and take bath. Entire house is smelling like Sambar(spice).

What would I do, turmeric had fallen short...

So I had to apply Sambar powder on my body.

You just scraped the Haldi ceremony. Man's skin should glow on wedding day.

I myself have applied turmeric and Purushottam applied on my back...

...as my hands were not reaching.

We have to sit for veneration at evening so please go and take bath

...otherwise I feel like I'm getting married to some Masala Dosa.

He has applied sambar powder!

Okay I'll shoot grandpa and be back in two minutes...

Oh buddy...

Grandpa all this horoscope things are bogus, not scientific at all.

According to this app you have died six months back.

So check in some other app.

I have checked android also, according to that you have died 4 years back...

...what's use checking all this?

I'm not going to die so easily.

I'll die after performing your final rites, idiot.

Grandpa why are you abusing, I'm recording everything on the camera.

I just called him idiot.

I'm recording your message for Howrah. Say something for grand grandchild.

Okay....uh... -Anything.

Okay uncle, you say.

Uhh son, higher secondary you have to opt for science, technology is the king.

Grandpa, now it's your turn.

what..what should I say?

Anything. Whatever you feel like saying.

Okay. Son, you come soon, there is no one to look after me.

If you'll come atleast you will run and get cigarettes for me.

Grandpa...asking the child to get the cigarette... -Mikish…-Yes coming...

Check in some other app.

I'm telling you, this entire horoscope things are rubbish.

And he was your grand grandfather who is now with god.

And...this is your future room.

Sorry present room in the past.

Mikish, what is written on this?

Just a minute, papa.

And all these are your gifts.

That you had got yesterday.

Papa's gift is not in it because papa's gift is always a surprise.

Hello son.

We are preparing your gift. -Yes.

Your grandpa has gifted you this cradle.

But how to assemble it?

Mikish, what's written on it?

Look at it.

Papa, all this is written in Chinese.

First word is Schezwan and I'm not understanding anything further

No...this is not Chinese it must some other foreign language...

..it must be latrine.

Not latrine, it must be Latin.

Oh sorry, I apologise.

From where did you buy this Chinese gift?

I got it online. Got a good deal, 3 lac cradle in just 15,000. 95% discount.

Wow! Amazing deal, papa.

It's in Choudhary's blood to look for good deals.