Let's Have a Baby(Tai cheung lo dau/替槍老豆) (替槍老豆)

ere goes a saying that the biggest plight

is having been given a bad name

This character's surname is and his father

named him Mui Te Sang (no children)

It's said that not having an education isn't...

as bad as having a bad education

This lady specializes in studying population explosion

She believes that the world is over populated and

if possible wants to avoid giving birth

Are you blind?

Sorry, teacher

Never mind

The infertile runs into one who don't wanna give birth

What a coincidence

Not only are they unwilling to have a baby

their personalities match, and agree...

The world is over populated

and it's right not to have children after marriage

To become husband and wife passing through the

river of love and...

spending the 1 st year of a romantic marriage together

"First anniversary"

For this world exclusive to us

Cheers

"Second anniversary"

Is the water bothering you?

No, it's peaceful and beautiful

It's so romantic

"Third anniversary"

Why are the flies so noisy?

That's because it's so quiet here

"Fifth anniversary"

This letter is from your cousin

What does it say?

5 years, it's the same programmes every Sunday

How can they make profit?

Quick...

Wait

Useless

You're useless, let's compete

The children are noisy

Very noisy

Hello -Hello

Come in please

We have to join another party

Can I leave my children here?

You're welcome

Thank you very much

Are you okay?

Yes, mama

See you

Bye

Bye bye

Enjoy yourself

Bye, daddy

I'll dress you up as a princess

I'll take you swimming

I'll make up for you

Beautiful?

One for me

Press...this side

Don't run

You have to catch him, come, this side

Chase...

I've won

Sorry to disturb you tonight

I love your child

Mr. Mui, thank you very much

You're welcome

Good night...

Bye bye

Why are you shouting?

And you?

I'm just following you

No...According to psychological analysis

this is a primordial erotic solicitation

If our spirit and passion

do not have a complete union

there will be danger, come

It's wrong to marry and not have kids

Te Sang

Where are you?

On the roof

It's too early for work, what are you doing up there?

I feel unusually energetic today

and the air smells fresher

The two must be put together

Good morning, MrWu

Good morning

What's happened to Mr Mui?

Good bye

Look at Mr Mui

Good morning

Good morning

Good morning

You look beautiful today, I'll buy you lunch

Thank you in advance

Mr Chan, you look so nice today

What's with her today?

I haven't seen her that happy in 7 years

Is she on drugs or something?

Hello?

Yuan Kwun, come home early tonight

Come back early? To enjoy myself tonight?

How do you feel?

I'm almost done

I'm almost done

Have you done your warm up?

How are you?

You're okay, I'm okay

I'm okay

Where are you off to?

To get help

Come

The plane is taking off again

Come

Darling

Darling

Darling

Darling

Darling

Okay?

Nothing

How long have you been married?

7 years

There's something wrong

Even an extra large tube of toothpaste

would be used up ultimately

But I am small

I am not referring to this

I am referring to your relationship

Open this box

This experiment shows your

reflexes are slow

Many people think that

knowledge is a kind of tactic

they are complacent

This is what is meant by appearances deceive

In fact everything in this world

requires good thinking

id one must be ruthless to attain one's goals

For me?

Yes, pornographic books and tapes

which would help foster lost passion

between you both

Start with the easy ones

and follow according to your capacity

And the chairs?

They are props for outdoor use

More exciting the situation, easier it's to be pregnant

Do you realise in the old movies in the 30"s

when a girl was raped

it usually took place in a stormy night

One shot was all it took, right?

Come to think of it, every movie was the same

It couldn't be wrong

Remember, to reach your goals...

you have to be ruthless

Darling

Darling

Where have you gone? It's so late

I've been to an important place

What are you doing?

You'll see in a minute

See what this is?

Where did you get it?

I borrowed it from Charlie

That be-spectacled sex maniac

from your secondary school days?

He is a famous gynecologist now

and not a sex maniac

Look...

Why are you showing these porno movies?

Charlie said we put up appearances

so we must follow what's being done in this movie

Come...he also said

we should start with the easy ones

and proceed according to our capabilities

Come, come to bed and try

Who put these knitting needles here?

Come, try again

You got my foot

Change to another position, this is good

One might get killed like this

Careful, I am falling

What are you doing? Yoga?

This movie is for youngsters

let's watch the other ones

You have many?

Yes

Wu Hsing Nan

Show this anthropology movie for me

Yes

This movie from the

University of Copenhagen

describes how

sounds affect

our emotions and actions

which react differently

to high and low