Girls Bravo (GIRLSブラボー)

My name... is Yukinari Sasaki.

I'm just your average high school student.

Except for being allergic to women

and breaking out in a rash whenever one touched me,

my day-to-day life was pretty quiet.

But ever since that day I was transported to Seiren,

a planet of almost all women,

my life has changed completely.

That's where I met Miharu,

the one girl I'm not allergic to.

She came back to earth with me somehow,

and now we live together.

There's also my best friend, Kirie;

Fukuyama, our resident pervert;

his kooky sister, Lisa;

and some other visitors from Seiren:

Koyomi, who's afraid of men;

Tomoka who's a legend in her own mind;

and Ebi, our extra-terrestrial pet.

Life is anything but boring.

I wonder what else is in store for me.

Hey, you, lookin' good!

You did remember to send that letter to Koyomi, didn't you?

Indeed, just as you ordered, Master.

Today... today I finally get

both Miharu and Koyomi at once!

All of my scheming... it's about to bear fruit!

Two in one blow.

Wow! It's really big!

I've been looking forward to

today's swim class for a long time!

Yeah, it's just the thing on a hot day!

Right! Come on, Kirie, let's go.

What's the hurry, Miharu?

Hey, look.

The pool's not going anywhere.

Damn. Miharu is totally hot.

Even in one of those school swimsuits!

Yeah, Kirie, too.

Not too shabby, huh guys?

How come there's a hole in my swimsuit, Kirie?

Oh yeah, that's just there to--

There's a hole in yours too, Kirie!

It's like a pocket!

Miharu get your arms out of my suit!

Oh, they both went in!

This swimsuit's really stretchy.

That's not what it's there for!

The hole just lets the water that comes in through the top

go out through the bottom, okay?

That's amazing, Kirie!

Let's go, Miharu.

Before their trunks get any tighter.

Sorry I'm late! My locker's too tall!

Sorry! Sorry! It was an accident!

What's this thing doing here, anyway?

Huh?

Hey, they're all over the place...

Oh no, Yukinari, are you all right?

Geez, Yukinari can be such a clutz.

Surf's up!

Fukuyama, that's amazing!

You can't ride that thing in a pool!

Come on!

Thanks to an unexpected illness,

our teacher can't make it today.

My goodness, what happened?

Just tell me where it hurts, honey.

My stomach. It came so fast.

Hang in there, okay?

I'll take you over to the nurse's office right away.

Ah! The baby!

What?

It's coming! It's coming!

Wait a minute, do you even go to this school?

There's only one thing to do in a time like this...

Ready when you are, Kirie!

Woo-hoo!

All right, ladies. It's pool party time.

What are you talking about?

You can't just throw a party because the teacher's gone.

And you floozies on the raft,

what are you doing wearing those bikinis?

Enjoy, Miharu. And for Kirie, the white.

Feel free to lose these

as you experience the wonders of my pool.

Wow, I didn't know the school had swimsuits like that.

They don't!

Those are his!

What are you babbling about? This isn't your pool!

Do you know how stupid you are?

Oh, it's mine.

I had this sudden inexplicable interest

in the high school swim team,

so the Fukuyama family paid to remodel the pool.

Wait, your family did what?!

Good grades depend on a good learning environment,

and I'd rather do my learning poolside at a resort.

What's going on?!

You... you didn't.

And the coup de grace.

Goodbye hapless rivals.

Hello exclusive harem oasis.

Whatever you're planning, Fukuyama, just forget it.

I've already had enough stupidity

out of you for one day.

Kirie, there's plenty of time

for talking you out of that one-piece later.

'Til then, it's Miharu time!

Hya!

Miharu watch out!

Um, Fukuyama, where are you taking me?

Don't you worry about that, Miharu.

After we find some place secluded,

I'm going to take you to paradise!

Miharu looks so hot in this swimsuit,

it's almost a shame it has to go!

Wait a minute, what am I saying?!

Not so fast, Fukuyama!

Where did that jet ski come from?

You're the one who brought it to school today.

Dumb ass!

Oh, thank you for catching me Yukinari.

I didn't hurt you, did I?

No, I'm okay.

I should've flushed you out of the swimming pool

with the rest of the boys.

If Miharu's going to have

poolside naughtiness with anyone,

it's going to be me!

No she's not!

Yukinari!

Yukinari... Yukinari! Are you all right?

Oh, you finally woke up. I'm so glad.

Mi-Miharu...

If something bad ever happened to you,

I don't know what I'd do, Yukinari.

But... but I'm not Puny-nari.

Um, Yukinari?

Don't worry Miharu, I feel fine.

I could stand to be taller and less scrawny you know.

But hey.

Uh. Yukinari...

I know, let's rub sunscreen

all over each other's willing, pliant flesh.

Sure.

Lisa's magic did the trick.

Poor Fukuyama, I think he needs mouth-to-mouth.

I should be the one to do it.

Aww, no fair.

What?

Come on, Yoko, you gotta share.

All I know is I'm next.

What are they talking about?

I'm not Fukuyama, I'm Yukinari!

Oh, Fukuyama!

How awful!

He had it coming.

You can't get anywhere with Miharu,

so you go running back to your floozies?

Just give it a rest, Fukuyama.

Huh? It's me!

But then I'm... I'm... Fukuyama!

This is bad.

Huh? Kirie, listen to me.

I need you to believe what I'm saying.

I know I look exactly like Fukuyama,

but I'm not Fukuyama, I'm Yukinari.

I'm Yukinari! That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard!

Hmm.

That doesn't mean it's not the truth.

Take that!

Don't look, stupid!

Hubba hubba.

Oh, sorry about that, Yukinari.