Chousar Firangi (चौसर फिरंगी)

"This night is a stranger."

"These emotions are unexplored."

"This night is a stranger."

"These emotions are unexplored."

"Love is estranged."

"This night is a stranger."

"This night is a stranger."

"This game is unfamiliar."

"These players are unknown."

"This night is a stranger."

"This night is a stranger."

"This game is unfamiliar."

"These players are unknown."

"This night is a stranger."

"This night is a stranger."

"This night is a stranger."

"This night is a stranger."

"This night is a stranger."

"This night is a stranger."

"This night..."

'You're listening to city FM.'

'Friends, we all know that this city is developing a great speed.'

'And that it has joined the race of 100 smart cities.'

'It needs our vote to get in under 30's list.

'City FM has decided to call its radio channel Smart City FM this week.'

'So guys, to make your city a smart city..'

..quickly pick up your mobile phone and call us at 9302000000.'

'So guys, vote for our city, vote for smart city.'

'And keep listening to Smart City FM.'

Hi.

Oh, hi.

How are you?

I am fine, and what about you?

Huh?

How are you?

I... fine also.

I'm here for an interview.

And you?

I interview, same.

I same interview.

I also.

Seeing you after a long time.

No.

I drop bike...

I mean I'll drop you in my motorbike.

No need, I'm with my uncle.

Uncle?

You uncle, I uncle (Your uncle is my uncle).

I'll drop uncle as well.

Don't worry.

Best of luck for your interview.

Same to you.

Best of luck for your interview as well.

Stop it.

Stop it!

What are you doing?

I will... drop you?

What is this nonsense?

All of you tell me, what do we use for 'Ga Gi Gay'?

Will.

It is a simple sentence.

I will drop you.

I will drop you.

And you?

You are neither using any phrase nor any tense.

Nothing.

Another Hindi word from your mouth and you'll be fined 10 rupees.

You keep a record.

Sir, I don't make that much.

I'll end up paying more than I make.

10 rupees.

Sir, I try but...

...it is difficult, sir.

20 rupees.

Sir... Give discount, sir.

Offer concession. I mean, sir...

- You want discount? - Yes, sir.

So work hard.

Yes, sir.

Very hard, sir. Doing, sir. Very doing hard. Very...

Do it again.

Hi, how are you?

I am fine. And what about you?

I... I also.

And you... you interview?

Yes, I am here for an interview.

I interview. I interview also.

And that is...

that what...

You are... very intelligent you are. Very intelligent you are.

Very very intelligent.

And you... you very handsome. Very kut.

And you are very fair, and very lovely you are.

And that this then...

You are very smart you are.

Very smart and you are very...

Very sexy.

Very sexy you are.

Hey.

What is this?

English, sir.

This is English?

Yes sir, smart, handsome, beautiful...

And what else did I say sex... sexy, sir.

And how are you saying it?

With expressions, sir.

Get out.

Get out from my class.

Get out.

This is not fair, sir.

When I talk in Hindi, you fine me.

When I talk in English, you ask me to get out.

I told you, you cannot misbehave here.

Go.

I don't want to stay here either!

He is always yelling at me.

Go to hell!

Someone get me some water.

Look, I'm telling you, it's not a joke.

What do you want now?

Hello!

I'm here to take my tobacco pouch.

Guys, it's not a joke.

Our city is about to become a smart city.

We are getting investments.

Industries will get set up.

There will be new job opportunities.

And to grab those opportunities a good personality and fluent English is a must.

To hell with English.

I'm learning to speak English and not to become a slave.

If you want to say something, take me aside and tell me.

He's insulting me in front of 70 people.

Forget it.

No! I won't pay them. I have earned some respect.

I know how much respect you have earned.

Tell me if I owe anyone even two bucks.

Shall I?

Tell me if I owe anyone even two bucks.

I'm ready to lose anything.

Monu,I didn't expect this from you.

You know my nature.

I cannot such things.

Okay, man.

You can criticise me all you want..

..but I will do as I please, got it?

What was the harm in apologising?

You have an English test tomorrow.

To hell with the test.

To hell with the opportunity.

Jacka&*!

I'm so angry that I would've thrashed him then and there.

He insulted me in front of the girl.

I'll be damned! You are looking handsome, man.

Awesome!

Shall we leave?

Let's go.

Brother, I hope create a stir.

You'll always be a loser.

You're such a coward.

Always talking nonsense.

The alluring damsel...

..gracing us with her beauty

Yes!

Yes, the one you love, your sister, your daughter..

..independent candidate Didi Shantiwant whose logo..

..whose logo is a lantern.

Yes, a lantern.

Yes, vote for the lantern.

Bring back Didi Shantivati.

Her logo is a lantern.**

Lantern will win.

Titu!

- I'm in a hurry. Later! - Listen!

Listen, Titu!

Your candidate...

Where have you been, Monu? You are late.

I've been waiting for you.

I need to leave.

Aunt's upstairs in her room. -Okay.

Take care of her.

Keep the door locked.

This place is filled with loafers.

And listen... her mother...

...and aunt come back, send them over quickly.

What is this? What's taking you so long?

I'm coming. You carry on, sister.

You're wasiting so much time with makeup.

You don't even bathe...

3000 for the girl.

500 for beer.

And... 800 for clothes.

100 for snacks.

What else?

50 for cigarettes.

100 for fuel.

Not 100, 50.

Fine, 50.

And 500 for Gupta.

That makes a total of 5000.

Hurry back, brother.