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-FIRE DEPARTMENT SAVES 20 LIVES.

BET YOU IT DOESN'T EVEN MENTION THAT WE PUT OF THE BLAZE

BEFORE THEY EVEN GOT THERE.

-SOME OF US AREN'T IN THIS FOR THE GLORY, MITCH.

JUST THE SOOT, RIGHT?

RIGHT.

-THERE'S SOMETHING UP AHEAD IN THE WATER, ABOUT 2:00.

HANG ON.

IT'S A DOG.

-TAKE THE WHEEL, BROOKE. GET ME CLOSE.

RIGHT ABOUT TWO.

-COME HERE, PAL. I GOTCHA, I GOTCHA.

OKAY. YEAH.

HANG ON.

HANG ON.

COME HERE, BABY.

I GOT HIM, MITCH. -OKAY.

GOT HIM?

COME ON, BOY.

GOT HIM?

EASY. EASY.

-THERE'S NO TAG ON THE COLLAR. MUST'VE FALLEN OFF A BOAT.

-WE'RE TEN MILES OUT. THERE'S NO BOATS OUT HERE.

IT'S AMAZING HE'S STILL ALIVE.

-HE WON'T BE FOR LONG. HYPOTHERMIA'S SETTING IN.

COME ON. GET US BACK TO HEADQUARTERS.

-NOW, EDDIE, I'M GONNA ASK YOU A COUPLE QUESTIONS.

SO JUST TRY AND FOLLOW ALONG.

OKAY.

"YOU OBJECT TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND

NEVER, SOMETIMES, ALWAYS?"

SOMETIMES.

SOMETIMES?

MOST OF THE TIME.

FINE, ALWAYS. ALWAYS.

OKAY, LET'S SEE.

"YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND

NEVER, SOMETIMES, ALWAYS?"

- WHO WRITES THIS STUFF? IT'S OBVIOUSLY NOT A MAN.

WHAT?

SOMETIMES.

-EDDIE, YOU HAVE NEVER ONCE CRIED AT A MOVIE WITH ME.

FINE. NEVER.

OKAY.

"YOU ARE THE ONE

NEVER, SOMETIMES, ALWAYS?"

-ME GET TO PLAN ONE OF OUR DATES? NEVER.

COME ON, EDDIE.

YOU JUST GOT US TICKETS TO GO TO THE BALL GAME LAST WEEK.

-WHICH WE GAVE TO MITCH AND HOBIE

BECAUSE WE HAD THE CHARITY BENEFIT.

MY ANSWER REMAINS NEVER.

-YOU'RE STILL MAD ABOUT THAT, AREN'T YOU?

I KNEW IT! YOU'RE STILL MAD.

-SHAUNI, WE ALWAYS DO WHAT YOU WANT.

WE ALWAYS HAVE FUN, EDDIE.

OH, FUN. RIGHT.

LET'S SEE. CHARITY BENEFITS.

OOH, HEY,

HOW ABOUT THOSE LITTLE TEENY-WEENY BINOCULARS AT THE OPERA?

AND OH, HEY, LET'S NOT FORGET ABOUT THE SEVEN DIFFERENT

KNIVES AND SPOONS AT DINNERTIME, HUH?

-I GUESS WE HAVE DIFFERENT IDEA ABOUT WHAT'S FUN.

I GUESS WE HAVE REAL DIFFERENT IDEAS ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS.

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN?

-IT MEANS WE JUST SCORED A TEN ON THE COMPATIBILITY TEST.

TEN? TEN COULD BE GOOD.

-NOT WHEN IT'S OUT OF 100.

OH. WELL, SO WHAT?

WHO CARES WHAT SOME STUPID TEST SAYS ANYWAY?

-EDDIE, THIS TEST IS NOT THE POINT.

THE POINT IS THAT WE HAVE SO MANY DIFFERENCES.

YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE A LOT OF RESENTMENT ABOUT THE THINGS

THAT I LIKE FOR US TO DO TOGETHER.

THAT'S THE POINT.

I JUST FEEL LIKE WE'RE SO DIFFERENT, YOU KNOW?

AND MAYBE WE NEED TO--

WHAT?

MAYBE WE JUST NEED SOME SPACE.

OH, COME ON.

HEY!

HEY, PAL. YOU HUNGRY?

EASY, EASY, EASY. TAKE IT EASY.

HOW'S OUR PATIENT DOING?

-WELL, HE'S DEFINITELY OFF THE CRITICAL LIST

AND TAKING NOURISHMENT.

-WE'VE CHECKED THE POUNDS, SHELTERS,

NO MISSING DOG FITTING HIS DESCRIPTION.

YOU SWEET THING. DON'T WORRY, WE'LL FIND YOUR OWNER.

-WE COULD TAKE HIS PICTURE, XEROX SOME FLIERS,

AND DISTRIBUTE THOUGHT THE MARINA.

STILL GOT YOUR CAMERA WITH YOU?

YEAH.

YEAH, IT'S IN MY LOCKER. I'LL GO GET IT.

GREAT!

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH HIM

UNTIL WE FIND HIS OWNER, MITCH?

-I DUNNO, BUT HE'S A GOOD LOOKING DOG, ISN'T HE?

COME HERE, PAL.

AH, MAYBE I'LL JUST UM,

MAYBE I'LL JUST TAKE HIM HOME WITH ME.

MAYBE HE'LL TAKE ME HOME HERE.

-GRACIE, DON'T EVER GIVE GEORGE A COMPATIBILITY TEST, HUH?

-ANSWER MATE, NICOLE SPEAKING. HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

-IT'S EDDIE. HOW YOU DOING NICOLE? NUMBER 1007.

HI, EDDIE.

HOW'S MY FAVORITE LIFEGUARD DOING TODAY?

-WELL, LET'S JUST SAY IT'S NICE TO HEAR A FRIENDLY VOICE.

-YOU SOUND A LITTLE TENSE.

I'VE HAD BETTER DAYS.

SO WHAT DO YOU GOT FOR ME?

-MITCH CALLED HE WANTS YOU TO WORK TOWER 18 TODAY.

OH, YEAH? WHAT SHIFT?

TWO TO SEVEN.

I WISH I WORKED AT THE BEACH.

I'D LOVE TO BE THERE AT SUNSET.

IT SOUNDS SO SEXY.

THE SUNLIGHT OFF THE WAVES, COOL BREEZE.

ENJOY IT, EDDIE. BYE.

BYE.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

-HEY, DO WE A FAVOR, WILL YA? WATCH HIM.

I GOTTA CHECK THE TOWER ASSIGNMENTS.

WHERE'D HE COME FROM?

HEY. HOW YOU DOING?

CAN YOU SIT, HUH?

HEY, THAT'S A GOOD TRICK.

HI.

HEY, EDDIE. CAN WE TALK?

PLEASE STOP IGNORING ME. YOU'RE REALLY BEING UNREASONABLE.

I'M BEING UNREASONABLE?

WELL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST ADD THAT TO THE LIST?

-SHAUNI, I WILL WAIT FOR YOU OUTSIDE, OKAY?

EDDIE, IT'S BEEN REAL GOOD TO MEET YOU.

YEAH.

-I THINK I'M GOING TO LIKE IT HERE.

WELL, I GOTTA GO.

OH YEAH, YEAH.

YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO KEEP DEREK WAITING.

YOU KNOW, TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME.

AIN'T THAT RIGHT, BUD?

HEY, WHY DON'T YOU UH, WATCH YOURSELF, HUH?

-ANSWER MATE. NICOLE SPEAKING. HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

HEY, NICOLE. IT'S--

EDDIE. HI.

HI. UH, GOT ANY MESSAGES?

NOTHING SO FAR.

-LISTEN, NICOLE, I'M WORKING TOWER 18 FROM TWO TO SEVEN.

I KNOW.

THERE'S SUPPOSE TO BE A BEAUTIFUL SUNSET TONIGHT.

-WHY DON'T YOU COME DOWN AND WATCH IT WITH ME?

-IT'S AMAZING. HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

-GOTTA LET HIM KNOW YOU MEAN BUSINESS.

LET'S GO!

HERE YOU GO.

LISTEN, IF YOU RECOGNIZE THIS DOG OR IT'S OWNER,

WOULD YOU PLEASE CALL BAYWATCH HEADQUARTERS, LET US KNOW?

NUMBERS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE.

OKAY? THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

-BYE. -UH HUH.

[BEACHGOERS TALKING IN BACKGROUND]

TOWER 19.

SHAUNI? EDDIE.

JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW

I WON'T BE GOING BACK TO HEADQUARTERS TONIGHT.

OH, WHY NOT?

GOT PLANS.

WITH WHO?

6-DOESN'T MATTER. SEE YOU LATER.

HI, EDDIE.

NICOLE?

-I CAME DOWN A LITTLE EARLY. I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND.

OH, NOT AT ALL.

-OKAY, GREAT! I'LL SET EVERYTHING UP.

-WELL, UH, ACTUALLY, NICOLE, I WAS--

I'M STARVING AND I WAS REALLY KINDA HOPING