Full Moon in New York (人在紐約)

Like it?

Woo! Like it?

The pastry chef is a genius.

Bet he knows I am a British born Chinese.

And marry a real Chinese woman

I was telling them the pastry chef is a genius,

when he does Chinese figures, they look Chinese.

What's so funny about that?

Thomas, where are your humors?

Marry a Mainland woman is a humor itself.

So you say.

Miss Wang will show you how to cut the cake.

Come on! Me? Show her?

OK, I will.

I'll show you how to cut up men.

She asks my wife not to worry.

She's going to teach her how to cut up men.

Look what you've done.

Come on, cut the cake!

Come on!

Music please!

How'd you cut it!

How do I know? It's the first time for me too.

Like this? Go ahead!

They're all waiting to have a taste of us!

Great!

Please!

You make me fretful and spellbound all the time, my landlady.

Nonsense. You know what I come for.

Let me sit down first.

I'm sorry, you know as an artist.

Like the lady here, always like to sit on the floor.

Moreover, these chairs've been filled with books since last night.

Now you can see.

Let a rich lady like you sit on the floor.

And wear a designer label... let me see.

Hey. It is funny. You are an artist?

If you are, why not move over to Soho?

Oh yes. You know what Soho is?

Right, you know better than I do.

Listen to me if you still do not pay your rent.

I'll cut your electricity and water supply.

No big deal. Go ahead.

What?

I said: "Go ahead"!

Where is the phone?

It's here.

But I prefer to use the public phone outside.

It takes 25 cents, but it works.

Why shack up with a foreigner who's broke?

Hey! In Mandarin please!

I give up.

OK! Have it your way.

It's just my luck.

Whatever rent you owe,

just consider it as my treat to a dinner.

But you have to get loss by next week.

Fine with me.

I haven't had Chinese for a long time.

You don't look like someone who goes for Chinese anyway.

This is an ultimatum. You get loss by next week.

Yes, madam!

I wonder if you still know Chinese.

Stop it!

You bastard. What'd you think I am?

What are you doing? Bastard! Stop it!

You... don't leave. You come back here.

Bitch. Fuck you.

It's you to fuck off. Damn it!

You son of a bitch.

The funeral marches on.

We pass through the city.

We strike along the river.

I'm so sad.

Gloomy skies.

Miss Wang, be sad but not desperate.

Remember, you are a superb Arabian horse.

Does China raise any good horse?

Yes, in Han Dynasty, we had sky horse.

The country wept for the casualties of war.

Dove!

Yes!

Add one line, I am dead with my boots on.

My hero is dying with his boots.

The line keeps on moving.

Your warriors are heading before me.

Then it is me, dove, and your horses for war.

The war band is playing the funeral sonata.

Oh, my god. Here I go.

Are you coming?

I came!

Should I say "Here I come" or "There I go"?

It is not the time for me to teach English.

Good morning, Mr. And Mrs. Frank Mac. How are you?

Good morning. Good morning. Thank you.

The weather is so good.

Hi, good morning! Mrs. Pan.

Thank you! You're welcome.

Which floor? Fourteenth!

I'm, sorry.

It's me. My dear.

Where are you? Listen, I got a letter from mother.

Really?

I bet it's the same old stuff:

How are you, I miss you...

Oh, I'm sorry, I'll be late tonight.

A business meeting.

Be back as soon as I can, O.K. Dear?

I've already bought some steaks.

You sound just like an American housewife.

You can practice doing them medium-rate.

Or I can get Miss Wang to keep you company.

Which Miss Wang?

You've met her at our wedding.

She taught you how to cut up men, remember?

What makes you think she has the time?

Artists always have time.

I'll give her a call.

Then I'll call you back, O.K.?

O.K. Bye!

How come New York is also called "Big Apple".

How come New York is also called "Big Apple".

How come New York is also called "Big Apple".

Go ask any New Yorker.

He or she will say "Why not?"

Go ask any New Yorker.

He or she will say "Why not?"

What is this?

Hunan Garden. I heard the food is quite good.

Oh! Shit!

Here to pay rent?

It's got nothing to do with me.

Two?

I'll do it! Fine!

Smoking, this way!

I smoke, and this side is non-smoking.

You can't smoke here?

Even so, no reason for her to be so rude.

It's alright, let's move!

You order! O.K.?

Peking duck in a Hunan restaurant?

It's Chinese food for Americans prepared by Cantonese.

It's Chinese food prepared by Chinese in a Chinese restaurant.

Yeah, Chinese dish adapted

for American tastes.

No, you're the Chinese dish adapted for American tastes.

Hey, come on. What do you mean by that?

Hey, cut it out! Ridiculous.

What's there to argue?

We're all Chinese, why argue?

It doesn't look good

in front of others.

Right? No more now.

An Angel just flew over

Order now.

What did you say?

I said: An angel just flew over,

and scared us all into silence.

Really?

What's so funny?

It'd be ideal for a Chinese,

to have a house in Hong Kong.

One in Taipei, one in Beijing,

one in Tokyo,

and also Paris and New York.

Queens?

At least in Manhattan!

Hey, you're in the right track.

We have an apartment in Midtown.

Did you get someone to read the Feng Shui?

Geomancy?

It's very important.

I do it whenever I buy property.

Do you Mainlanders believe in Feng Shui?

Some do, and some don't.

You must believe it, it really works.

When I first came here.

I kept losing money on stocks and real estate.

Then someone told me, since I'm from Hong Kong.

Unless I blend in with the Chi in this country,

nothing is going to work.

I was told to open all the windows at night.

New York is so noisy but I have to do it.

But then things really began to look up.

So if you want to make it here,

you have to blend in with the local Chi.

I should open the windows too?

Yes, of course!

Zhaohong, you believe in this?

I've never thought about it, have you?

Never!

Anyway, it's interesting to talk about it.

Excuse me!

How do you know I'm here?

Who are they?

One is an actress from Taiwan.

The other is from China,

who just married a Chinese, American.

They live in a pretty good area.

I saw what you saw.