Pizza Boy Rick

You ready? You ready?

One, two, three.

My boy?

What's up?

No supra tonight?

Nah, I put it in storage ever

since I won it from my brother.

He's probably gonna wanna fight me for it.

But who cares, right?

I see you got a new whip.

First in Texas,

picked it up this morning.

Yeah, that shit is clean.

You got that information for me?

Yeah, so my associates don't know who has it

but they know it's in Atlanta.

Atlanta, huh?

Yeah, my people are well plugged in.

You should definitely check it out.

Well, it looks like I'm taking a trip to Georgia.

Mm-hm.

I'll make sure my accountant wires

that money to you by tomorrow.

Appreciate you.

Appreciate you.

Hey, yo, let's get the next race going.

And retract.

Good work.

Next time, get to the elbows a little sooner.

Yes, sir.

All right, tomorrow, same time.

I'm late.

All right, coach.

You should check out my yoga classes.

Yes, you need to keep driving.

Yeah, maybe I'll get better.

We'll see. - For sure.

Absolutely.

Good morning, people.

Take your seats.

Yes.

All right, guys, food for thought.

What is acting?

All right, Carl, I see you.

Go ahead.

Acting is pretending.

There's literally no difference.

Explain.

It's like, you know, you asked me to get shot.

I'm like, bah, I'm dead.

No, no, no, no, no. They're not the same thing.

Acting is bringing a character to life.

Pretending is just pretending.

Anybody else want to weigh in on this? - Acting is pretending isn't it?

Actually, you're both half right.

Acting is pretending to do what's on the paper.

But it's more like breathing

the essence into the character

by using your imagination.

It's like the vibes of Mother Earth.

Right on.

You know, the trees,

they feel everything.

Yet they just stand still and quiet.

Speak, Queen. All right, you're all wrong.

But you're not fully wrong.

All right, I got you.

You're a bunch of props for the director.

So acting is a set of techniques that you master.

To become second nature.

OK, that's enough.

Let's get started.

Everybody knew their assignment from last week?

Is this the Smith acting class?

You're on time.

Yeah, sorry. There was a bunch of traffic.

OK, take a seat.

Remember, you do the reaction

before the line.

Class, class, what do we do

When a new student shows up late?

Oh.

The gauntlet.

The gauntlet, yeah. - Get him.

We about to get him. - Oh the gauntlet.

What you got? - Oh snap.

Oh, come on. - You about to get it now.

What's the gauntlet?

Come on down.

Come on.

Get up. On with it.

We about to put them acting chops on display.

Don't be a diva, now. - Yeah.

Come on. - Get him.

Come on.

Let's go.

All right.

Don't be shy now.

We ain't going to judge you.

All right, class.

All right, what do we do next?

All right, class.

Get him.

You ain't got to ask me twice.

Let's move the couch there.

It's better feng shui.

Let me get this out of the way.

What is your name?

Rick.

OK, class.

Give him the treatment.

Only butterflies cook bacon.

Bacon's what I make out of cucumbers and zucchini.

I keep them in my fridge.

Fridge is ice cold like my heart when

someone turns the AC up to like 62 degrees.

Degrees, degrees.

It's all I here.

When people talk about paychecks it makes me sick.

I'm sick of being so amazing and beautiful

and full of liberating

exuberance for the tribe of Earth.

And scene.

You want me to sit?

Except you, Rick.

You stay right there.

All right.

All right, Rick.

Show us what you've got.

OK.

What is?

But what isn't

I need a 10 second car with overnight parts in Japan

that would decimate all.

What the fuck? - Wow.

But...

If you catch me going 100 miles per hour

down the street and you see a dragon behind me flowing.

Just know it's my exhaust.

Pew. Pew. Pew. Fumes.

Extra scene.

Action.

Cut.

What the hell was that?

That was acting.

OK, quiet class.

Rick

why do you want to act?

Go ahead.

It's not like this is therapy.

Uhhh...

I haven't been able to feel anything

since my grandmother died.

Yeah.

Aw.

How do you feel right now?

I don't feel anything.

Very well, class.

What should Rick play?

I got it.

Alright. - A pizza boy.

Who's in touch with his emotions.

Oh, that's a good one. - Like deep.

Very well. - Down into the sun.

That's your assignment, Rick.

Take a seat.

Sure.

Don't you hear the phone ringing?

Now pick it up.

Thank you for calling Vincenzo's Pizzeria.

How can I help you?

Hi, I'm calling about the pizza delivery job.

Hey yo Jim.

What?

I don't know some dude trying to be hired or something.

Oh, shit.

Give me the phone.

Yeah, this is Jim.

Hi Jim, are you hiring?

Yeah, we're hiring pizza delivery, boy.

Pay sucks.

Yeah, it really sucks.

But you get really pizza and you get to keep your tips.

Just show up when I text to you.

Is that cool?

That's great.

I'll take it.

You got a car?

Yes, I do.

Great, you're hired.

Give Tom your information.

We'll get back in touch with you.

Tom!

Jerry!

Tom! What?

Take his information.

All right, what's the name?

Rick Kim.

Got a middle name?

OK, phone number?