Below Deck Mediterranean

Previously on

"Below Deck Med."...

There's feeding going on here.

Thanks for looking out.

- Do you got a little something - for Bryan?

- Yeah. - Bryan's definitely my type.

- He's a little surfer boy. - He's fit.

- No, I just - think you can do it.

Thanks, Mr. Robinson.

- I think Tiffany's - really cute.

Yeah, she's weird, but she's

smart, and I like that.

I haven't met

anyone like you.

We got a lot of sháá

to take care of.

Okay.

- Explained to you - in every single fáááing way

We possibly could

why that's not okay,

and now you went and did it

behind our backs.

- Now you've got two strikes - against you.

Three, you're definitely

out of here.

Hannah's sweet,

but the chief stew and chef

is the hardest

relationship to work.

I don't know.

I haven't decided yet.

I'm going to bed.

Me, too, let's go.

Get in there.

Let's go to my mattress.

All right. It's all good.

Sexual love is in the air.

You're absolutely crazy.

What the fááá?

Oh, fááá.

All right, listen,

I'm not in fáááing high school.

Get the fááá out of here,

both of you, all right?

I'm serious.

- Yeah, I'm fáááing serious. - Okay.

Get the fááá out of here.

This isn't a fáááing

frat house,

I don't' want to be

part of his good time.

I don't want to be

in the room with his good time.

I just think he should

bugger off and go

and good-time somewhere else.

You too, bro.

- Oof. - Nice.

- What are you doing - in my dungeon?

- I'm trying - to find my underwear.

Oh, here we go.

- I know that Bryan's - a frat boy,

And flirting is

what they're good at.

Want to trade massages?

Yeah, sure.

Hey, Tiffany, um,

both of you,

can I just say something?

I think I overreacted,

- and I shouldn't of sworn - and yelled and...

- Oh, no, no, no. - I could've handled it better.

Totally chill, brother.

- Look, water - under the bridge, okay?

- Yeah, absolutely. - I... you know,

It's just kind of...

- There's - a lot nicer places to go.

- Promise you. - Yeah, I agree.

Hint, hint,

hot tub, double beds.

- I don't want - to clean those places.

Just not in that little hovel

that I happen to share.

I'm a big believer in sex.

- If anyone's gonna get it - on with Tiffany,

It's gonna be me,

really, isn't it?

Cheers, Ben.

So did you guys

do any thing last night.

- You just make - out or anything?

- We just started snuggling - and like, getting comfortable,

And then Ben came in.

- Damn it. - I know. It's okay.

There's one thing I got.

Time.

Bryan. Bryan. You, Hannah,

and Ben to the bridge.

Looks like what we have here

is a one-day charter.

That's perfect.

Kenny and Brian

are best friends.

Apparently these guys

are Oklahoma millionaires.

- Obviously they're going to be - used to the five-star treatment.

- I don't know much - about Oklahoma.

I saw the Broadway.

That's about it.

So we've got a beach picnic.

Big water sports people.

Snorkel and play

with water toys.

- Awesome. - "A country-themed dance party

With line dancing

and two-stepping."

- I'm sure - you're really familiar

With all of that.

Oh, yeah.

- It would be cool - if we could get, like,

A big thing of...

- What? - A hay bale.

A hay bale, yeah.

What is it?

Hays of bale?

- Oh, I'm going - here already.

Nice.

- Thanks a bunch. - Thank you.

- Thank you. - Thanks, Captain.

- We have the preference sheet. - Dump it out on me, baby.

Let's see it.

Millionaires from Oklahoma.

- - Has his own plane.

Yeah, yeah, they're rich,

and they want to have

a country themed dance party.

Oh.

Bow-ba-ba-bow-ba-

ba-bow-ba-ba.

- They're gonna - be expecting topnotch service.

- Exactly. - Yeah.

- We learned a lot - from our last charter.

- This charter, let's - have a good one,

So watch your step Danny.

- You know? - I got you,

- And I'm gonna - do good for you guys.

- Daniel's on very, - very thin ice.

- If he doesn't flip the script - and start acting the way

That I want him to,

he could be fired real quick.

- So yeah, that's it, - y'all.

Sounds good.

Let's do it, baby.

I've got a five... four feta

- and five simi. - Is that enough?

- Huh? - I've got...

What are you laughing at?

I thought you said "semi."

You did?

How old are you?

Seriously.

Two?

Ben definitely gives off

mixed messages.

- If you like me, then you just - need to say it,

Otherwise just be honest

instead of playing

games like in school.

- 13? - Old enough to get a semi.

13, yeah, there you go.

Gross.

Ugh.

- How's it going? - Hi.

- The windows look great, - but let's see

- If we can't do it faster. - Cool?

- Okay. - All right, thank you.

Daniel-son, did you see

the spots on the stairs

I was talking about right here?

- Okay, all the way... almost - all the way down the stairs.

- Then look at on top here? - Yeah.

And there's this.

And I specifically

pointed that out.

- I need to get - on Bryan's good side.

I just got

to be that "yes" man.

- See these railings? - Had to hit them again.

They're super salty, dude.

- - It sucks so bad.

Can you pass me

the honey, honey?

Tiff and I, we're just kind

of going with the flow,

and if we have an opportunity

to take it to the next level,

I don't think I'd stop.

- Hey, can you hand me - a little spoon?

Oh, Jesus.

Tiff.