Shadows (Umbre)

Tanase, you know this full well.

This isn't like walking on the grass when the sign says "keep off."

This is a whole other kettle of fish. Five years' worth or more.

Look, this one's serials haven't even been filed off!

-Where did you even get them? -Where they went missing!

-Why bite off more than you can chew? -So I should hide, starve to death?

Look both ways before crossing the street, your words.

Now I feel like crossing the street.

Come on, I'm not getting any younger here!

Come on, I'm not getting any younger here!

-Let's talk numbers. -Your take would be around 2,000.

I'm not making a fortune either. The lion's share goes to the Captain.

I'm in it for the for the big entrance...

Five grand.

-Does that come with a bonus blow job? -But only if your dick is still working.

When?

Tomorrow afternoon. Two guys will join us.

I'll fill you in later tonight.

Shadows Episode 4

- There you are! - Hello. Of course. Vasile.

Roshka. Emilia. Come this way.

As I said on the phone, the house is responsibly built.

Lovely stonework, reinforced concrete, quality bricks...

It was meant for my son, Gigi. But he went abroad 4 summers ago.

Fruit-picking in Spain.

Oh well...

- Yes, doesn't face the road as such. - That's OK.

- Yes, doesn't face the road as such. - That's OK.

Really? Most want to live by the road, pop out to the shops.

Is there a path running through the woods?

Yeah, but it's a dirt road. You have to take the main road to get to Racari.

I was just curious. And you're sure?

I'm from here, born and raised, I should be!

- I could show you. - No...

And cutting through the woods to the main road, how long would it take?

And cutting through the woods to the main road, how long would it take?

- An hour or so. - By car?

Oh, then, ten-fifteen minutes. Come in.

Sorry for prying, but why the move out of the capital?

It's for my health.

Oh my, such a young lad too! What's the matter?

Here you go, 600 euros. Two months' rent, like we said. OK?

Here you go, 600 euros. Two months' rent, like we said. OK?

If I move in, we'll keep going, if not, hold on to the cash.

Fine then, Mr. Vasile.

-I'll have a boy clear those weeds out. -No need. Leave it.

I couldn't possibly let it look like a squat.

Madam, leave the house as it is.

If I want it changed, I'll see to it myself.

All right. It's up to you.

All right. It's up to you.

- Good bye, now. - Bye.

I've no time, money or need for that.

Remember how they peeled Tatiana's face when she went?

Her new beet-red look took two weeks to clear!

With her moustache, you couldn't tell. But it would stand out on me.

If you're a dim cow and got knocked up, what else is there?

Gotta get hitched, clear your name. You were our last bastion of hope.

Wait till the baby comes, you'll be stretched out like toffee!

Wait till the baby comes, you'll be stretched out like toffee!

What do we have here?! How's it hanging, Mr. Gatsby?

How about some royal jelly, for skin as smooth as a baby's bum?

I reckon he's trying to outshine you with his flawless complexion!

Yap.

When should we be at the restaurant?

Get up, Relu! We've got stuff to do.

Yes.

Where are you off to like that?

Let me call you back, the nutter just went off his nut!

Relu! Relu!

- Where have you been? - Out.

- With that punk? - Which punk?

You know which.

I clearly don't. I hang out with several.

What's gotten into you?!

What's gotten into you?!

You keep giving me lip and I'll shut you down, understood?!

You keep it, treat yourself!

- Really? - Big whoop!

If I wanted to, I'd make in one day what you make in a month!

- As a cheap tart, by the look of you! - That's right!

Quit it, will you, Relu!

I don't know what's got you so wound up lately

but I won't have you going all Tarzan around here!

- Don't you see what she's wearing? - Really now...

...I'll have her wear a burqa from now on!

-Now I know where she gets her attitude! -Yeah, no shit!

Sorry, but should I fetch your phone for you?!

- It's not mine. - Mine either.

Is this yours? When did you get another cell?

-When I needed another one. -Can we afford two phone bills?

-No, that's why it's prepaid. -Why do you need another cell?

-No, that's why it's prepaid. -Why do you need another cell?

What about the one I gave you for Christmas?

That was from you? I thought it was from Santa!

Relu!

What, should I run it by you when I take a piss?!

How about you handled it all? Here, take'em both! Go ahead! Take'em!

You go cabbing, you spend 12 hours rooted to that seat every day!

You go cabbing, you spend 12 hours rooted to that seat every day!

Swallowing exhaust fumes and shit from this city's jerk offs and tarts!

I'll stay home instead, and gape at the soaps on tv!

Brush dust off the china, crack jokes with the guy next door...

- ...throw together a bit of stew! - Moussaka.

That's how you think I spend my days?

When you're not too busy busting my balls.

Nico, if I don't pick up, it's 'cause I can't or I'm dead!

No use keeping at it!

Yes... yes.

Fine. See you in a half-hour.

- How are you, Mr. Savu? - Still around, Gina dearest!

- Missus and I are off to the country.. - I'll just grab your car for a sec!

Hey, come out of there! Get out, girl!

Are you mad?! What do you think you're...

Are you mad?! What do you think you're...

So? Are we there?

Madam Savu?!

Mrs. Savu, it's me, Gina, your neighbor across the road!

How are you? Did you get that cataract surgery?

- Can you see anything? - Yes. Pitch black!

So you want to sow your wild oats? Fine, I'll show you what you'll reap!

Mrs. Savu, I'm going to leave you here for a bit, don't you run off!

I'll get you, just you wait!

Can I help you? You must have the wrong room.

You've just altered the course of my blood flow.

You've just altered the course of my blood flow.

I'd take offense if I hadn't. But we have to be a bit careful.

- I had myself tested for HIV and... - Not that. My dad.

I told you, he had such a temper earlier, I thought he'd keel over!

On my account?

No, on account of the other bozo I'm screwing.

The one who doesn't ask moronic questions.

Of course it was about you. He even smacked me across the face.

Of course it was about you. He even smacked me across the face.

Do you need me to make sure he doesn't bother you again?

Like you need a hole in the head!

Chill out. He just got a bit upset. He wouldn't hurt you.

Sure, like he didn't hurt me today.

I have to go. Meet me when I get off?

What's up, Mr. Popular? Let's go. Step on it.

Hit the clutch, put it in gear, step on the gas pedal. Go!

Hit the clutch, put it in gear, step on the gas pedal. Go!

I did teach you to buckle up.

Hold your arm up.

Your other arm.