Rainbow Time

Rainbow time.

Damn it.

Hey, are you awake?

Lindsay, are you awake?

Hm?

Do you remember the first time we held hands?

We were walking into that diner

after staying up all night together.

Hm.

I just...

never thought I'd...

find someone like you.

Well, me too, sweetie.

Probably my brother again.

We should go if we want to be on time.

Okay?

I love you.

I love you.

Hey...

Hey, bro.

Um, can you please call me back,

and let me know that you're bringing a tape?

Also, ask Lindsay

if she's cool with being in it.

Maybe she doesn't mind doing some nudity?

Some tasteful nudity?

For the scene.

It would be good for the story.

Just kidding, bro, all right?

Don't...

Don't worry.

I mean, unless she really wants to.

I don't know, maybe she's kind of a...

a little freaky.

All right, well, please call me back.

This is Shonzi.

Duh.

Rainbow Time.

Hey...

What's that?

Oh, Gretchen, my boss,

posted the video we made.

Oh, cool.

Yeah, but some of these comments are...

really crazy.

Damn it, dude.

He keeps calling 'cause he wants to...

wants us to shoot this stupid movie with him.

Oh, he's just so excited, it's cute.

You know why?

'Cause you're gonna be there,

it has nothing to do with me.

Just so you know, I'm warning you.

Now, what is his...

challenge again? I can't remember.

Is it Down's?

No, no, he's just a little slow,

and in the womb, he didn't get enough oxygen

because of his umbilical cord or something

wrapped around his neck.

-Oh. -Ah, yeah.

Well, there's also...

Also, there was this...

incident when we were kids.

He likes to hold that over me.

What happened to him?

I ran him over, in a car...

Oh, Todd!

I know.

I was playing in my dad's car,

I didn't see him behind it.

Why was he behind it?

'Cause he was humping the ground.

[mimicking woman's voice] Oh, hi, Shonzi.

What do you want?

Ew! Get out of here!

Wait, but I really like you.

I saw you laughing at me with those girls.

You were pretending that you liked me?

And you're just trying to mess with me.

And that's not cool.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Let me make it up to you.

What do you have in mind?

Here.

Mm.

Hey...

Wait. Wait, wait, wait.

Okay, if my dad asks us to stay the night,

let's just say that we have something

early in the morning, and we can't, please?

-Okay. -Okay.

I know that you're stressed out about this,

but if you think you're gonna have a bad time,

then you probably will.

You don't know Shonzi.

He's a lot. He's a lot.

-He's a lot? -Yeah.

Well, did you use the essential oil blend

that I made you?

-No. -No?

I think I left it at home.

-We should go back. -

No, I know you're kidding.

It's very funny,

but it does actually really help.

Yeah.

Oh. Oh, yeah.

Oh, oh, oh...

Hey!

You can't just barge in, Dad!

You're in here playing with your fuckin' dolls?

I asked you to help me an hour ago.

I asked you to straighten up.

Yeah, well, I'm working on the movie

that I'm gonna make with Todd and Lindsay.

Please, tonight,

can we just have a nice, normal dinner?

Dad, we're gonna have a normal dinner, all right?

But we're working on this movie,

and you gotta give me time for that.

-I'll get that, all right? -Wait, no...

Dump the garbage,

take my jacket off.

-Well, I got... -Take it off!

I got to do something.

We don't want any.

-Oh... -

Very funny, dad, okay...

- Hi. -Welcome, welcome.

-Come on in. -Good one. Thank you.

Welcome to our humble abode.

-Oh, wow. -Hey, dad.

Todd, good to see you.

You too. So, this is Lindsay.

-Hi. -Hey, Lindsay.

-So nice to meet you. -Yeah.

Good to meet you.

Hi!

Now I know why

you haven't been answering my calls.

- Wow! -Would you like a glass of wine?

- Sure. - That'd be great.

Good idea, dad.

Yeah, this is my brother, Shaun.

Or Shonzi.

Or Arthur Shonzarelli.

Okay, great.

-Come here. -Hi...

So nice to finally meet you, Shonzi.

Dude, look at this hug.

- I'm looking at it. -Oh, man.

Something's happening here.

Begin an erection...

What took you so long? Did you get the tape?

What tape?

I don't know what tape you're talking about.

- Good one. -Thanks.

You're very brave.

I would not get into a car with this guy.

You know, he ran my head over?

I heard about that.

Wow! Not even two minutes, and you brought that up.

Well, I'm sorry.

When you get your head run over,

it's a little hard not to forget!

-Okay. - Yeah, I bet.

Don't worry, I'm still pretty cool.

Like the Fonz.

-Hey... -Yes, hey...

-Does that say "Ah?" -Oh, my gosh!

It says, "Ah."

Uh, no. It says, "Hey..."

I'm pretty sure it says,

"Ah..."

What, 'cause of the "H"?

Yeah, 'cause of the A-H-H.

It looks awesome.

Ahh-some.

Ahh-some.

- Yeah. - Or a-some.

All right, all right, you got me.

I spelled it "Ah..."

as a joke!

I thought that'd be funny if he's like,

"Ah!"

- It's funny. - It is funny.

Yeah, that was the joke.

- All right. - Okay.

I got the first shot set up.

Okay.

I'm back!

How did you find me?

Never mind how I found you.

Tell me where she is.