Guddu (गुड्डू)

Hello.

You seem to be very happy. brother.

This is called the union of 2 religions. Ganga and Jamuna!

You have left the prayer room...

And I have brought this from the mosque.

- Have some prasad. - Sure.

Where's my friend? Let's give him some too.

You know him. He won't.

He doesn't believe in worship. I can't stuff it in his mind.

But I can stuff prasad in his mouth!

- You may try it. - Yes. let's.

What the blazes is this?

There. stuff it in!

You've grown old but not grown out of these horrid habits!

- Let go. - Have this too.

Do you want to break your hands and legs someday?

Is this the way to enter?

Punctuality is very essential in life.

Look at the clock.

If I was a minute late in coming to the table...

I would have to listen to a lecture on punctuality.

Learn from me the essence of time.

The clock hasn't stopped chiming.

And I'm at the table with breakfast.

Functional is my inborn habit.

Astrologer... told my father.

Your son will come to this world on the fourth.

I landed up sharp at midnight!

So that fourth doesn't turn to fifth.

That's my functional!

Shut up.

This evening we have a match with City College.

- Will you come to the ground? - Definitely.

Will you also come?

How will my son win if I don't go?

I was the football champion of my time.

Inborn habit.

I'll give him such advice outside the ground that he'll win.

Play with energy.

Give him fresh orange juice.

With 3 spoons of glucose.

I have the best way of making my son win.

What is that?

Drink this nectar of God.

And victory will be yours.

Do you think my son will win by drinking an idol's bath water?

He will win. God will help him win.

God will make him win?

If the 11 players of the other team also drink this bath water...

Whom will your God help?

Yes. whom will he help?

This is not your court. So don't argue here.

There's no logic in faith.

Today my faith will help my son win.

Drink it and you will be victorious.

keep your superstitions to yourself.

This is the time of the power of science not the faith in God.

I let you make a temple in this house because you insisted.

Don't try to mislead my son.

Is he only your son? Not mine?

Only you have the right to guide him. Not me?

I belong to both My Lord!

Here is your nectar.

And this is your orange juice.

I make a mix of the two and stuff it in my drum.

Now will I win the match?

Long live City College! Shame on Science College!

We love Guddu!

What is he doing? If he followed my advice he'd have made 3 goals.

Forget your strategy. Watch the game.

What should I watch? He's not looking at me!

That was great!

Thank God we won. Otherwise Dad would hit me!

You're a real cheat!

Who are you?

I don't even know you and you're yelling your head off.

She's my cousin.

- A commercial artist - She's a martial artist!

She's a student of commercial art. wants to be a painter.

She'll earn a name as a fighter.

I will fight injustice That pass was from the offside.

All our referees and linesmen are blind.

Only she has eyes in this ground.

Be sporting. Accept your college's defeat.

Why are you after that girl? Let's click some photographs.

A picture of the champions!

I'm getting bored.

- Study in Science College? - No. in City College.

Do your parents send you to college to study or romance?

To kill flies! But who are you to ask me?

People express love with eyes.

But you are shamelessly expressing your love all over the ground!

What trash? Are you nuts?

Limit! She's calling me nuts!

The limit of shamelessness. incivility. vulgarity. obscenity!

What do you mean?

I'll explain. He says you mean what you write.

And you write what you do.

Meaning this. Actually he's not saying anything.

You are saying all that has to be said. Is it the truth?

Take this Miss Fighter.

A small piece of your dress.

Slowly. I'll fly off with the photographs.

- Won't you come in? - No. I'll wait here.

I'll be out real fast.

How come you're here?

I should be asking you this. How come you're here?

Who are you to ask me? Go and do your work!

Girl! Do you know who you're talking to?

- I'm Guddu's father. - Maybe.

I didn't ask for his birth certificate.

Height of shamelessness! You're after my son...

After your son! You are mistaken about your son!

Woman! Do you know I'm the best lawyer in this town?

I can guess what's in the thief's mind

I know all the girls in Guddu's college are crazy about him!

I'll have you know that Guddu is an obedient son!

He won't get taken in!

What do you think of yourself? And what are doing?

- He won't do anything without asking me. - Come on!

He won't be fooled!

Why are you screaming? And who was she?

Ask your Nandlal.

In your devotion to Lord krishna you have given birth to a Murli...

He's the college kanhaiya!

These were just 2. There maybe many more!

- What's he saying? - Mother's turn.

Respected mother and father...

You are coming to college for the Parents Day function.

Then your baby Gopal...

...will introduce you to the other gopis.

Show them to her. She's fond of Raasleela. not me!

Mother. you like Raasleela?

I'll show you...

Here. watch this.

Whose picture is that?

You startled me uncle. This is Hitler.

But Hitler's nose was pointy like the beak of a crow.

This new Hitler's nose is round.

Like a parrot's nose!

- Who is this new Hitler? - Aren't you ready as yet?

You're coming with me to my college function.

- Get dressed soon. - I won't know anyone.

- What will I do? - You'll be with me.

It will finish late. How will I return alone?

- Take your Dad along. - He has no time for children.

He has to break somebody's head at 8 tonight.

That's what your aunt calls it.

I have brain surgery.

You go with Sonia.

She won't. Bet 50 bucks.

Abracadabra.

It didn't listen to this fool. Where's the 50 bucks?

Quick. Want to bet once more?

- How are you? - How are you?

Very fine.

You play football...

- Will you be my partner? - Why do you need a partner?

You alone are equal to two.

Go and play with these.

He overshadows the whole college.

All the girls are crazy for him!

Not even girl of good standard.

This coin has head on one side and tails on the other.

But I'll turn both into heads with my magic.

Now shall I make it disappear?

Look at that.

- Sonia. of marvel standard. - Who's the super marvel with her?

He's a liar.

He's over smart.

They are all gangsters.

Since we entered. you've been saying that he's a liar...

Isn't there any hero in your college?

Did you think of me?

I never imagined after losing to us she'd attend our college social.

I brought her along. Congratulate me.

You won't shake hands?

Shake hands with us if not her.

Here. shake hands with this.

Son of Michael Jackson. listen...

Where's Michael Jackson?

There he is.

Your job is done.

- She's alone. Go along. - How can I?

Flirt with her.

I'm scared.

Go along.

I can't go alone.

She's coming here!

- Don't go. Stay. - No pal.

Why were you watching from far? Why didn't you come close?

Did you want me to come close?

I had no choice. I don't know anybody other than you.

Sonia has been called by the Principal.

You didn't have the decency to come close and keep me company.

Is this the civility you learn in college?

May be you haven't noted this isn't civility college.

You teach me civility.

I will. definitely.

But first take me away from this crowd.