Bare-assed Japan (剥き出しにっぽん)

Your Graduation Ceremony is today, right?

Taro.

Yeah.

It's fine weather today.

It's nice out, isn't it?

...uh-huh.

Taro.

What?

Give me a high five.

Bare-assed Japan

“The Thirty-Sixth Annual Graduation Ceremony"

Shall we take a photo?

Yeah, let's do that.

You'll be out of the frame... Come abit closer.

Am lin now?

I'm not sure.

Can I?

Fuck! This shit doesn't work at all.

Don't humilliate me with this crap. I'll kill you man!

Are you listening?

What the hell!

Hey!

Hey, Takagi and Taro.

Welcome.

It's been a while.

Old lady, two coffee's please.

Coming right up.

Taro.

I've got this for you. Your Graduation Certificate.

Thanks.

You know what, Taro? I would be a drop-out...

if I hadn't met you in class.

Me, too.

- Hey Taro! - Where are you going?

You've been drinking too much, Koichi.

It's not good for you.

Old hag.

Shut up!

Koichi!

That uniform brings back memories. I wore it on the battlefield.

Grandpa.

Tell me what the war was like.

You know Taro, you are my dearest grandchild.

And one more thing I've got to tell you...

My dick used to get really hard too... Just like yours.

I need to go and take a piss.

Hey son how about yours? It's not getting hard anymore, right?

Ah... well I've got to...

hide these in your room. You understand that right?

What the hell.

All of these are foreign porn.

Well, I always talk big to your mother...

In an intimidating way...

So If she finds these tonight I'll look like a fool.

This pillow stinks! It's the smell of the old man, you know that?

I washed it!

That's not all, everything! I do all the house work.

Here, all yours go ahead.

Oh... Are you going out?

Sorry I slept in the van last night.

Drive safely.

Alright! Alright, alright...

Stop! That's it, now turn, turn!

Yeah, good!

How about sweet rice cakes, anyone?

We'll do it together, okay?

Alright!

Ready! Now!

Yes?

Um, just a moment of your time please.

Today, we're here to introduce our new cosmetic product to you.

No thanks.

Well, we followed the manual, didn't we?

Well, I think so. Let's check the text...

- Well, actually nevermind... - But...

- Really? - Don't worry about it.

Are you sure?

You know, I'm...

cooling myself down after running.

My muscles are still burning.

I really need something sweet.

- So, may I take one? - Well...

You've come just at the right time, sir.

You can take an extra one if you beat me in a game of rock, paper, scissors.

Oh really? So if I win I get one more right?

Yes, correct.

Are you are sure it's okay?

- Yes. - Alright! I'll make a rock.

- You make sci...sci... scissors, ok? - Yeah.

Thank you very much!

What the hell was that, huh?

Um... what do you mean?

What did you just do to that girl?

- No, nothing. - Tell me what you did!

What? I didn't do anything.

I don't believe you, shit!

You touched her tits, didn't you?

What? I didn't.

I saw you touch them!

I swear I didn't. What's your problem?

Hey, how was it?

Huh, wait! What're you talking about?

Tell me, how was it?

Hey, what?

- Huh! You touched them, so how was it? - Hey stop it!

You felt her tits! How did they feel you shit?

Tell me now!

Please let me go!

Come on, tell me!

You bastard! How dare you...

You must be fucking kidding me!

Mr. Komatsu! Get up.

You stand up too man!

You must be Taro Komatsu, right?

I'm Yoko Nomura. We went to the same school together.

Um... really you went to the same high school?

C'mon, we should apologize.

Let's do it together, okay...

Now... Let's...

Well... I've got to go now.

Don't start a fight like that again. It's no good for business.

Promise me that you won't do it.

Okay Taro... See you.

Oh, you're home.

I got fired today.

What?

Well...

What?

What the hell.

I'm sorry...

"Nojiri Real Estate Agent"

Very well. So Your'll take this one, right?

Yeah...

What's wrong? You're not happy with it?

Listen! This is a great deal, young man.

See this! You told me you want a field to grow vegetables in didn't you?

Look! You'll have one if you live there. And also, the rent is really reasonable.

Um... I'm thinking that the direction of my life to come will be determined by this decision.

I don't know... I'm alittle confused.

Yeah, I know, I understand what you feel.

When I finished college, I came to Tokyo with a big dream.

I tried so hard to realize it. I tried many different kinds of jobs.

Yeah, that was very tough. I worked as a dish washer at restaurants and I also...

Wait, wait, wait, stop that!

Huh?

Your job is just buttering up customers with that unpleasant smile.

A low rent! $350 per month. Now it's $200!

Grandpa, do you have a moment?

Sure, Taro.

I'm thinking of leaving home...

You're kidding?

I'm serious.

Really?

Yeah for real. Here's my new place.

You know... I'm no good at anything.

I think I'll live the rest of my life growing vegetables there.

You're sure about that?

-lam. - Really?

Yeah, really.

You know what Taro...

You're a good man.

Taro, don't worry about anything. Just do as you think. You'll do well.

Oh, I tried it a couple of days ago...

I successfully got an erection! My dick's still working well.

What!?

It became quite big!

C'mon grandpa, that's enough...

Yo.

Let me do that for you.

Ugh... I'm worn out.

Don't do that so seriously.

If you clean up here and take that dirt to another place...

Then somewhere else will just get dirtier instead.

Thinking about the earth in the grand scheme of things.

What we do has no meaning to it.

Yeah, I guess your right.

Well...

I'm moving to a new place... It has a field big enough to grow vegetables.

If you'd like...

Do you want to come with me?

Yeah, I'll come.

What...! Really!?

Yes for real. I'll bring my backpack.

Shit!

Grandpa, are you okay?

Taro, that was it. I know now I'm too old.

It doesn't get big anymore.

I'm going now, grandpa. When things settle down, I'll come and pick you up.

I want you to live together with me again soon.

You know that, right?

A running race...

We used to race often when you were a Kid.

I could run faster than you back then... Now you're grown up.

What... What're you looking at?

How do you do. I'm Koichi, Taro's father.

What?... Why are you doing this?

Well, I'm going with you.

What? You must be joking!

Come on, please. I don't like being around your mother.

That's not my problem.