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More than 2000 years ago in the suburb of Milan that today it's called Segrate, primitive men lived of unheard of ferocity and violence: The Barbarians!

IMO!

Wasp! It stings! It hurts!

Thank you.

Pronati!

Straight!

I see hairy and wild pigs.

Are there-there-boars?

Cinghialo!

Pronati!

How many boars are there?

Prendi!

One big one and many little pigs.

You, Godmar the Mighty, make stones for all!

You bald head! Hand over the skull.

- A stone to me! - One for me!

On with the hunt!

IMO!

Surround them! May you no longer remain a pig!

Stop, pig! Pointer, forward!

Godmar, take the pig!

After you!

Take this hammer!

Use force!

- What's this? - Hunting accident. I traded Puntario for a pig.

For a pig?

Hammer!

Giallo, funeral drumroll!

- Puntario was a baby. - And now he's dead!

They have mistaken him for pork and Odin has taken him!

He has taken him!

I take the biggest pork.

- Why do you take it? - Because I'm the king.

- Because you must always be the king? - Who must be?

Why does Ardarico always be the king?

Couldn't it be another? For example...

- Couldn't he be the king? - He has royal grandeur.

- He's also strong. - Because I can not be I the king?

To be the king you have to challenge me. What are you challenging me to?

I challenge you to iron paw.

So much for the paw!

- Come on! - Push!

- Come on! - Good boy! - Like this!

Godmar, I bet everything on you. Smash his foot!

Maciullagli the pig trotter! Who must be the king?

Now who is the king?

- Ardarico is the king! - Who is the king?

- Always Ardarico! - Who is the king? - Ardarico!

- I don't hear a voice! - Which one?

Yours! Who is the king?

- It seems to me that you are the king. - Who is the king?

Our only great king is you!

- The sun goes down! - Home is a distance away! - Females are waiting.

IMO!

In the same hour, in camp Roman explorers crossed the border for one of the recurring raids in Lombard land...

- What did you find? - A village, but there were no men.

- Where were they? - Hunting. - What was in the village?

Meat, flour and lots of horses.

- The females? - In the fields to grow rice.

Go! Serpicio!

- Serpicio! - Here I am, Commander Fusco Cornelio.

- You have to do one thing. - I heard everything. - Then do this raid.

- Yes. - Serpicio! This time bring the women alive!

- They are barbarians! They are worse than wild beasts! - And?

- They'll even defend themselves with their teeth. - Go!

The men is having fun and we females do the work!

Do the work!

The men go hunting and we females do the work!

Do the work!

I don't like husking rice. I will plant it!

I will plant it!

Every day is a party for the men, I'm tired of fussing!

Tired of fussing!

He dresses like a boss and he likes to command.

Command!

He smoothes his beard and belly and we work hard!

We work hard!

- Take her! - Stop!

Take that one!

Turn, over there!

That other one too!

Here's another one!

Take her!

Use force!

You are scared?

Leave that one to me!

- Do you give up, blonde? - Come and get me, Roman!

Beautiful, come here!

Put this savage on the horse. Let's go back to camp!

- Why are you following me? - Because you are the king!

- Why do we follow you? - Because I'm the king!

Why do we follow you? Because you are the king.

Mamma! Papa!

What a mess! The village is destroyed! All mangled!

Spare my life!

I don't want to die! Don't kill me!

Osvaldo, calm down! We are! We who?

- Grippa, Gibuldo and the king! Take it easy! - What happened? Speak!

The Romans arrived! Iron, flames, swords descending!

Arrows flying! They took away all the stuff to eat!

Who cares! We have fresh pigs. We will eat those.

They took all the females too!

- The females? - Yes! - Are you really complaining?

You are the one who lost the least because they stole that dwarf from you!

They even stole the horses!

Precious horses? Did they steal my horses?

- Why didn't you defend them? - The Romans came from everywhere.

- They were many! - What's the hand that did not defend my horses?

- This! - Laugh! Laugh!

Give me the hammer. Put your hand down on the stone. Are you ready?

Ardarico! Ardarico!

Barbarians! Men of unprecedented violence!

Of unheard-of ferocity!

Children of the god Odin!

I, your king, tell you that this time the Romans...

..went too far and so I tell you that...

..what goes around comes around! It's clear? - Of course!

Do you know which is the city of the Romans, let's say the plump one...

.. let's say the most overbearing one is it bigger?

- Rome! - Well done, you guessed right.

Romans, Rome! I would have guessed by myself. I wanted to see if you knew.

Rome! I tell you, barbarians...

..that we will raze Rome to the ground.

We will put Rome to meat and fish!

Where we pass not even a blade of grass will grow anymore!

- It's clear? - Of course!

Then barbarians, IMO in Rome!

- To Rome! To Rome! - One moment!

Ardarico says to go to Rome.

But how do we go to Rome if we don't have horses?

Gallop! Gallop! Forward!

Forward! I am not joking! Donkeys!

Hurry up! Feel the whip!

Push! Beast!

How am I to tell you? Push!

- Forward! - Halt! Stop!

How dare you stop the wagon?

Because you are comfortable on the wagon and we pull it like horses?

You are not horses, but you are donkeys and I'm the king!

Somebody else could be king?

For example... Here he is!

Couldn't he be the king? He has the noble features of a king!

Does he have noble features? But where? Where?

- Couldn't I be the king? - Did my ears hear well?

You, bald head, would you like to be the king?

- Yes, I dare you! - What are you challenging me to, bald head?

Iron head!

Iron head? All right.

- Who is the king? - You are the king!

My ears have not heard that shrill, cracked voice...

..which often comes out of our tribe. Why?

I didn't hear that cracked voice either!

You are the king! It's you!

Look at the sky! Dark eats the sun!

- Light goes out! - Night hunting day!

The sky has become black!

- The wind blows! - A storm grows!

Odin is pissed!

I tell you that Odin is against us! This is a sign of him!

He doesn't want IMO in Rome!

You speak because you have a mouth!

Perepé! Perepé! Perepé here here! Odin is with us!

- Who says Odin is with us? - The sorceress!

- What sorceress? - The sorceress Columbia!

- The sorceress Columbia hears the voice of Odin. - It is true!

Let's go to the sorceress! We need two volunteers!

Tartufo! And you, Cornuto! IMO!

- IMO! - The sorceress Columbia! - She knows everything!

- Stop! - Here is Columbia!

IMO from Columbia! IMO!

Barbarians, what do you want from me?

Sorceress Columbia, here we are me and my men...

..to ask you a favor.

I need you to have a conversation with god Odin...

..and tell him that a group of barbarians...

..had their village razed to the ground...

..by a group of fierce Romans.

These barbarians would like to raze Rome to the ground...

..the city of the Romans, as the name says. Right?

They would like to know if god Odin agrees.

- What do you give me in return? - A couple of pigs, a deer, an ibex!

- We could make a human sacrifice! - With who? - You!

I can butcher him! I sacrifice him!

Why me?

I want that stone.

Better the stone than the slaughter!

- I would have preferred to slit your throat. - Give the stone to the sorceress!

Are you a real sorceress? What if she was a cheater?

Shut up, you dunce!

She really made you an ass!

- I'm a donkey! - What are you complaining about? Better for you!

Instead of walking, you can go stretching or galloping!

Here, sorceress! Talk to us! Speak!

Talk with god Odin!

What are you looking at? - Odin says that there will be a barbarian...

- A barbarian? - It's me! - Who will take vengeance on the Romans.

- Maybe it's me! - Impossible! - Proud and Tall! - Here because!

- Strong and muscular. - Muscular!

Endowed with great courage and ruthless ferocity.

- Smart too, right? - Shh! - He said yes!