Modern Times

Factory Whistle Blowing

[ Electricity surging I

Section Five, speed her up. Four-one.

Attention, foremen -

Trouble an bench five. Cheek an the nut $119091:

Nuts coming through loose on bench five. Attention, foreman.

Mack. Section Five, more speed. Four-seven.

Relief man passing. Relief man passing.

Hey!

Quit stalling. Get back to work.

Go on.

Good morning, my friends.

This record comes to you through the Sales Talk Transcription Company, Incorporated.

Your speaker, the mechanical salesman.

May I take the pleasure of introducing Mr. J. Willicombe Billows...

the inventor of the Billows Feeding Machine...

a practical device which automatically feeds your men while at work.

Don't stop for lunch - Be ahead of your competitor.

The Billows Feeding Machine will eliminate the lunch hour...

increase your production and decrease your overhead.

Allow us to point out some of the features of this wonderful machine.

Its beautiful aerodynamic streamline

its smoothness of action made silent by our electroporous metal ball bearings.

Let us acquaint you with our automaton soup plate.

Its compressed air blower. No breath necessary.

No energy required to cool the soup.

Notice the revolving plate with the automatic food pusher.

Observe our counter-shaft,. double-knee action corn-feeder

with its synchromesh transmission which enables you to shift...

from high to low gear by the mare lip of the tongue.

Then there is the hydrocompressed sterilized mouth-wiper.

Its factors of control insure against spots on the shirt front.

These are but a few of the delightful features of the Billows Feeding Machine.

Let us demonstrate with one of your workers...

for actions speak louder than words.

Remember, if you wish to keep ahead of your competitor...

you cannot afford to ignore the importance of the Billows Feeding Machine.

Factory Whistle Blowing

Section Five, give her the limit.

Local news. A pardon was granted to the prisoner...

who so recently thwarted the attempted city jailbreak.

Sheriff Couler will inform the prisoner of the good news sometime today.

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