Below Deck Mediterranean

Previously

Previously on "Below Deck Med"...

- I haven't had sex in eight years.

- Hold the phone. I do think Kasey's attractive.

You ought to raise that voice up sometimes.

Oh, shut up.

My boyfriend just broke up with me,

and Joao is so flirtatious,

and I just go bright red.

Rub your balls with grease. Have you heard of that?

- Let me explain for next time.

He must hate the fact

that I'm 23 and I'm in the position I am.

- Hannah seems to be frustrated.

I'm not having a good time.

- This season, I will not be taken advantage of.

Pull the primary aside. Apologize.

- Do you mind helping out in the interior?

- We're gonna get you to a doctor right away.

You don't like seafood?

Such ----ing bullsh--.

For a 30-year-old,

nothing you have got going on in your life--

Deckhand does not speak

to a ----ing chief stew like that, hey?

- I'm not a stewardess, sweetheart.

I'm your chief stew. - Oh, sh--!

- You're not my chief stew. You are a chief stew.

I am the chief stew,

but I'll still make you my bitch, sweetheart.

You ----ing wish.

- She's also got a goat laugh. That's awesome.

For a 30-year-old,

nothing you have got going on in your life.

- What the (BLEEP) do you know about my life?

A junior deckhand does not speak

to a ----ing chief stew like that, hey?

Sit the (BLEEP) down, bitch.

Sit the (BLEEP) down.

- Why? - Hey, shut the (BLEEP) up.

I'm sick of listening to this.

- Relax, man. - I'm not gonna relax.

Shut the (BLEEP) up. Sit the (BLEEP) down.

- I'll sit down for you. Don't worry; I'll sit down.

- You don't need to sit down for me.

No, I just sat down for you.

- He's crazy. - That was kind of wild, huh?

It's insane.

- Pistachio. - I'm changing.

Pistachio.

- All I said-- - Guys, I'm not gonna lie.

When I'm at work-- when I'm in work,

I don't want to get involved, but apart from that,

like, I do try.

- I'm a 30-year-old woman, and I'm too damn old

to be treated like this.

What flavor do you want?

- Do you have a flavor in there?

Oh, man.

It's chocolate time, darling.

- This is ridiculous. -

- The galley's good for something.

- You're all just eating ice cream on the floor?

- That's not gonna work very well.

- That's not hygienic. - Not the best--okay, yeah.

- I paid good money for that sh--.

Don't ----ing shove your fingers in it. Got it?

I don't give a (BLEEP), mate.

- Then get the (BLEEP) out of my galley.

Jesus Christ.

- I'm sick of your bullsh-- tonight.

- You're joking. - Does it look like I'm joking?

- Hey, I didn't mean to-- - You're done.

- I've done things when I'm drunk I don't mean

and behaved in a way that I'm like,

"What the hell?"

So I can't judge him for him getting too drunk.

- Just time to go to bed. - Jesus Christ.

Just go to bed.

- He'll wake up and forget all about it.

- Good night. Sleep tight.

- You're not trying to do anything.

- No, because you've got the situation in hand

like a ----er.

I have no idea.

- We're still friends, brother.

- We're not friends. What did I do to you, mate?

- You didn't do anything to me. You ----ed up with Hannah.

What did I do to Hannah?

- I stopped a problem. Relax.

- How do you say that? - And go to bed.

I don't even remember

what we were spoke-- speaking about, mate.

Good night.

Ooh!

- I didn't mean to be an asshole.

Things just ended with my boyfriend.

And having Joao to talk to, it's actually quite nice.

Come in.

Are you okay?

- Is this your bed? It's turquoise.

You're--you're amazing.

You're chilled. You're calm.

You are who you are, and you know it.

No, no, no, no, no. - Bye.

- Oh, wait. That's your room.

Oh, wait. Jesus Christ.

- What is that? - Ginger.

You ordered that for me?

- It's for your seasickness, okay?

It's very difficult for me

to see Brooke and myself

picking up Kasey's slack.

So I really do hope that she picks up things quickly,

because if she doesn't, it's going to be

a very long and very difficult charter season.

Thank you so much.

I hope it helps you.

- I don't even remember having a problem with Hannah.

- I honestly don't know what started it,

but you called her a goat, I think, at some point.

- That's okay.

Jezebob, he's my alter ego.

Jezebob comes out

when I drink far too much and black out.

That's the best part; I've never met him.

So people tell me how he is,

and I'm like, "Well, I don't like him either."

- I don't know whose this is, but I'm taking it.

Oh, that doesn't look good.

That's some sh--.

- We'll just get this... - Cleaned up.

- Yeah, let's get this hose back

with all the wash stuff that you're not gonna use.

I'm really concerned with Joao's

lack of professionalism last night.

He's the lead deckhand.

He should not be playing up on that

in front of other people.

He better not pull that sh-- on deck.

- I'm gonna get my sh-- sorted. - No worries.

- Hello! - Hi, Mum.

What's the matter, darling?

It's just--

I'm just really struggling with Dave now.

Right.

- Like, he's saying he doesn't want to be with me.

Me and my mum are so close,

and when my dad was cheating,

I was the one that found that out

through his laptop and had to tell her,

so she always says

that I did her the biggest favor.

So we're just there for each other.

Sweetheart, you're 26.

You should be having the time of your life,

not being bogged down by stupid men.

- And that leads me on to my next point.

What?

- This Zimbabwean guy, he's called Joao.

It's a weird name.

- He's called what? -

You know when you just have instant chemistry.

And I blush every time that he speaks to me.

And then last night, we kind of, like,

admitted that to each other, because--

Brooke.

You've got to concentrate on your job.

- I'll try, Mum. I don't know.

- Okay, take care. - Okay.

- Love you, darling. - Love you.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

- How are ya? - I'm great.

- Hannah has no idea where I've come from,

but at the same time, I feel that she doesn't care

about where anyone's come from.

It's all about her.

You okay? - Yeah.

I think we can talk at some point today.

Yeah, absolutely.

- 'Cause when you release this,

you want to keep your fingers away,

but you want to control it.

- Okay. - Try that.

Fingers away. There you go.

So you can control it just a little bit.

- What I look for in a boss is someone that helps you.

You know, take the time

so that I don't (BLEEP) it up later in the year.

If I look good, it makes the entire crew look good.

And that means a lot to me.

Got to have the thighs for the ladies, you know?

- Yeah. -

Hannah, Adam, Conrad.

Meet me in the crew mess. - Copy.

- How's everybody? - Good.

Here you go.

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Jennifer happens to be a personal friend of mine.

She is also LA's premier vaginal rejuvenation expert.