Customize Happiness (定制幸福)

Customize Happiness

Episode 12 -

I'm warning you. If you still don't pay up...

- The door is always open. I won't stop you from leaving. Right? - You already memorized it?

Fine, I will hand the money to you but I don't have any now.

Let me find a job first. When I have my salary, I will pay you on time. Okay?

- Wait. - What now?

I won't force you now.

Write an IOU now.

Where is the pen?

Sis, you're playing. Right?

You think I'm joking?

Have you forgotten how much we loved each other as children?

- What nonsense are you talking about? - At the little shop at the entrance of the alley,

we bought a piece of candy and split it into two pieces.

One half for you, one half for me. Have you forgotten?

Why do I remember it as both of us having our own candy? You ate yours first and then you stole mine.

Right into your mouth. Then you pulled it out of your mouth still dripping with saliva, and asked me,

"Sis, do you still want it?"

Really?

Don't move!

Hello? Dad?

I already sent you the money.

The weather's been bad lately, be careful and drink less. Okay?

Don't just blindly follow your siblings...

Don't just recklessly get involved with whatever they're doing.

My business is none of yours. You didn't get yourself in enough trouble last time you were here?

I broke up with Zhan Wang, really. Totally separated.

Don't worry. Okay, okay.

Don't drink.

Old Tian doesn't want you and brother-in-law to be together?

What brother-in-law? We're not even compatible. Don't call him that.

Sis, I think you're acting like everything is fine, but your face is so glum.

As though your path to love is full of pitfalls.

If there are any difficulties, please use me as your tool.

I'm a military doctor specializing in Guangdong psoriasis (dermatologist), after all.

Come on, now. Who's looking glum? What are you saying?

I just mean, if you have any problems,

you really can ask me for help.

Ask you?

I'm a guy. I at least understand a man's heart better than you do. Right?

What does a little boy like you understand?

What do you mean, little boy? I'm-

I've fought a hundred of these battles. Okay?

I have more experience than you do.

- Really? - Yeah.

Come talk to me for a bit.

Hey, my couch!

Come on, tell me.

It's just, I was thinking. You know, my assets are pretty good. Right?

Pretty good.

So, if two people have developed their relationship to the point where they can take it to the next step,

why would the guy be unwilling to take it further?

You're sure he's interested in you?

You're sure?

- Of course, I'm sure. - And you're interested in him?

- Then go get it! - How am I supposed to go get it?

If you have an opportunity, then go for it. If you don't have an opportunity, then make an opportunity, and go for it.

I'm a girl, I can't be that aggressive.

What does being a girl have to do with it? Do you like him or not?

- He's alright. - If you like him, then be aggressive.

What century is this? What does being a girl have to do with it?

But what if he can't forget the past?

If he can't forget, then make him forget.

Right now, you're the one at his side, not someone else.

The initiative is on your side. Initiative, do you understand?

- Initiative? - Do you understand?

- Really? - Remember my words.

Initiative, initiative.

Hey, wait. Finish writing that IOU for me.

Initiative.

Initiative.

What's up? You're looking for me?

Have you been busy recently?

Not too bad. And you?

How's it going?

I'm pretty good. Um, I have a favor to ask of you.

Go ahead, what is it?

I remembered that you know German, right?

At my work, they brought in some new equipment,

but I can't read the instruction manuals.

Could you help me translate them?

No problem. I'm actually free right now,

but I'm worried you might not be free.

Why would you say that? What do you mean?

Don't you have a guest? Why don't we schedule it for a different day?

Oh, right. I am a little busy tonight.

How about let's go meet somewhere tomorrow.

And I'll treat you to a meal?

Tomorrow?

Yeah, no problem.

But don't forget to bring the instruction manuals.

I'll send you the restaurant address, then.

Hey, wait.

Bring your little boyfriend, too, so I can check him out for you.

I'll bring whatever I want to bring.

How dare you peep on me? Shameless!

Sis, sis.

Where are you going?

To go see a friend.

To see a friend? More like online friend.

No, no, no. What are you doing? Your going to see him like this?

You're not going to go meet that Fuel-Rice-Oil-Salt-Vinegar-Tea guy, are you?

What's wrong?

What's wrong with you? You can't go, you really can't go.

It's only been a few days and you already change you heart?

No. Didn't you scold me harshly enough a few days ago?

You- This won't be like that.

- What do you mean it won't? - What are you doing?

You're a little white bunny from head to toe, and it's all big bad wolves out there.

How can there be that many big bad wolves?

That said, do you think I'm you?

I'm telling you, take care of yourself before you go minding my business.

I-

What's wrong with me?

Sis, are you done yet? You've been getting ready for over an hour, can we go yet?

I'm coming.

Let me take a look at you. Turn around.

Not too bad. Going out like this, you won't embarrass me too much.

What do you mean, embarrass you? Look how attractive I am. Okay?

Don't let brother-in-law get too jealous.

I think I'd better not go.

What if he gets too embarrassed?

You can just bring a doggy bag back for me.

Shut up. You want me to kill you?

Sis, tell me. What's going on between you and brother-in-law?

What brother-in-law? We're just friends.

How's that possible? Doesn't look like it to me.

Oh, that's right. Keep your mouth shut.

Look at my expression.

Don't worry about it, it's just acting. Right?

I'll show you what strength plus idol looks like.

It'll work for sure.

Xiao Ni, don't be like that. Okay? I love you.

- You're so gross. - I'm following my heart.

Really, you watched too many Singaporean movies.

- Strength plus idol. - Why is it so unattractive?

Candied Taro?

Hi, I'm Fuel-Rice-Oil-Salt.

Hello.

Sorry we're late.

Don't worry about it, I was early.

Have a seat.

Are you going to introduce us?

This is Zhan Wang, my friend.

This is Liao Liang, he just came back from Singapore.

You can call me by my English name, Smart.

Why are you going by your English name? Just go by your Chinese name.

Smart isn't hard to remember, and it's more manly than Liang Liang.

Fine, fine.

Hey, did you order already?

Let's order. Waitress,

the menu?

What do you want to eat?

What do you want to eat?

It's all vegetarian? Are we feeding a rabbit?

You just have bad eating habits, you always want to eat meat.

If you want to eat steak, just order steak.

Okay, okay. Then I'll have a steak. You?

- I'll have a salad. - One salad.

And you?

What do you want to eat?

- I'll have the same. - The same.

Hey, wait.

You guys brew your own beer here?

- Yes. - I'll have two.

- Okay. - Wait, wait.

Beer? How about let's not drink today.

Just replace the beer with tea, it's the same. Right?

Zhan Wang wants to drink, just have one.

But I can't drink.

What do you mean you can't drink? Who are you kidding, you can't drink?

- I really can't drink. - I don't care.

My metabolism is really slow, as soon as I drink it I have an allergic reaction. It's intolerably itchy.

Stop pretending, okay?

Didn't you want me to translate some manuals?

Oh, right.

I forgot it on the way out the door.

I think you purposely wanted me to come see your little boyfriend.

What was I doing on purpose?

It was you who said on the phone that I should bring him.

I asked for it. And now I've seen him.

He's not bad.

Look at this little tomato, I just picked it.

Even though it doesn't look pretty, try it.

- Not bad, it's really sweet. - Of course.

It's really different.

- Hey, mister, can I have a kilogram of these? - Oh, yeah.

Thanks.

Don't judge them by how they look. There are big ones and small ones, some have bug bites on them.

But it's because they're organic, they've never been been sprayed with insecticide or fertilizer.

It has a natural flavor, and you don't have to worry about toxins.

- It tastes like food you ate as a child, right? - It kind of does.

This is what they mean when they say your stomach has memories.

In here, please. Thank you.

- I'll go first, then. - Hey.

Look, the food hasn't even arrived. Let's just sit and chat, okay?

Look, the beer.

I hope you two are happy together.

Drink a little slower. Let me catch up, okay?