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What you are looking at is a live picture
of the United States Capitol.
We are just moments away
from the official 2017 inaugural swearing-in ceremony
after the most unusual presidential campaign
in our lifetime
between Donald J. Trump and Hillary Rodham Clinton.
Ladies and gentlemen... Here we go.
The president-elect of the United States...
Hillary Rodham Clinton.
Please raise your right hand and repeat after me.
I, Hillary Rodham Clinton, do solemnly swear...
I, Hillary Rodham Clinton,
- do solemnly swear... - Yes!
That I will faithfully execute...
- Yes! Yes! Yes! - That I will faithfully execute...
the office of President of the United States.
The office of the p...
- Hey, stranger. - Marissa.
- Hi. - Hi.
The staff meeting is in 40 minutes.
And you have Zoe Redgrave in your office.
Zoe?
Yeah, she just needs a few minutes.
The senator from Michigan?
The... No, Hillary's press secretary.
Uh, Marissa,
I need to ask you a question.
Okay.
Who is president?
Who?
Yes.
I'll-I'll tell you later.
Diane, are you micro-dosing again?
No.
Well, maybe.
I-I don't know.
Isn't Trump president?
No.
So, it's...
Hillary?
Yes.
And how long has she been...?
Three years.
Are you all right, Diane?
My God. Have you ever had a dream that is so real
that it takes you a long time to just wake up?
- No. - I dreamt that
Donald Trump was our president.
Really? How did that go?
So, I mean, what happened?
- How did he lose? - How did he not?
Don't you remember the polls?
It was a landslide... three million votes.
Same as in my dream.
Trump had three million more votes in your dream?
No, Hillary did.
- Well, then how did he...? - Well, whatever.
- It's a dream. - It doesn't have to make sense.
Diane,
would you mind if I sat in on the meeting with Zoe Redgrave?
I know she's your friend,
but I would like more face time, if you don't mind.
I think I've earned it.
Diane had a weird dream last night.
It's just taking her a minute.
I know the case inside and out.
Good. What case?
Gerrymandering in Illinois?
The White House asked you to take point.
- Really? - We go in front
of the Supreme Court in a month.
Oh, you're awake.
You're awake.
Diane, there you are. How are you?
Fine, Zoe.
- Great, actually. - Lucca's been telling me
you're all prepared for Thursday.
Yes.
Yes, very prepared.
Are you nervous?
Am I...? No.
Hillary is appreciative of what you're doing.
Well, I appreciate
her being in the White House.
So she has some insider info
on the court.
Garland is leaning our way, but he likes a folksy
story or two, so be ready with that in your oral argument.
Any thoughts on Warren?
Buffet?
No, Elizabeth Warren.
We've made a number of references to income inequality.
Good. We don't want to take her vote
for granted. So,
I will see you tonight at Women Unite for Change?
She will.
Yes, I will.
Diane?
Merrick Garland and Elizabeth Warren are on the Supreme Court?
You're worrying me, Diane.
What happened to Kavanaugh?
Who's that?
Do you have a minute?
What-what do you need?
I'm, uh, worried about Diane.
We were just in a meeting with Zoe Redgrave,
and she didn't know what we were talking about.
- Zoe didn't know what we...? - No.
Diane didn't.
What were you talking about?
The Supreme Court.
The president sounded optimistic today about
the CF1-K protein as a possible cure for cancer.
The rise in the polar bear population is causing
what some are calling "The Polar Bear Express,"
polar bear overpopulation.
The good news for the administration is
it appears the rain forest has been saved.
The bad news is,
the Travel Office Scandal is back in the news,
leaving many asking "Where has the missing 35 thou...?"
Donald Trump, the real estate magnate
who ran for president in 2016, has decided
to reduce the programming on Trump TV to
- eight hours a day. - Hey, Diane.
Hey.
Adrian. Hey.
Liz. Oh.
Ooh, you're happy.
Oh.
I have been weighed down for what feels like years,
and it-it just all suddenly lifted.
Why is that?
The news. I've been watching the news.
Really?
Even with all the scandals?
What scandals?
The travel office, the e-mails.
Hillary's haircut.
Benghazi?
- Are you all right, Diane? - Liz, I have
never been better. Don’t you know that cancer was cured?
Yes, but the administration's not telling us how... or when.
Lucca is worried
about you. Should we be?
Oh, no, no, no. I just...
I had this weird dream.
Lucca said... that Trump was president, huh? How'd that go?
Oh, my God. He kept calling Nazis "very fine people."
And he did a senate campaign for a child molester.
And he put children in cages.
- Why? - Immigration policy, and, uh,
anti-Semitism and racism were on the rise.
And where were the Obamas during all this?
They had an overall deal at Netflix.
- Well, welcome back to reality. - Oh.
Diane, we don't need to worry about you, do we?
No, I just needed to wake up.
I'm fine, and I'm ready.
Hold on.
Harriet Tubman.
It's all the usual Clinton scandal.
Fiscally speaking, these people were a nightmare.
$500 for a haircut?
Who pays that kind of money?
You try to turn everything into a scandal.
Look,
I voted for her last year, but not again.
What has she done for us? Cured cancer.
Only Hillary could cure cancer and turn it into a scandal.
- I'm sorry. What-what scandal? - The timing.
My mother died last year.
Why didn't they cure cancer last year?
Because she wants it for her reelection campaign.
How many people could have been saved
if they'd cured cancer last year?
Whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait.
Can we start even one meeting without all this?
Sure.
Elect a different president. Like Trump.
- You need to stop. - Stop, now.
We got some good news today.
Diane, let's start with you.
Congratulations.
It's a great get, Diane.
Thank you.
So, I understand you're, uh,
meeting with his team at noon?
Uh, yes.
- And I-I can't wait. - Tell him we love
his movies.
I will.
B-Because...
Yeah, I will.
Harvey Weinstein.
The producer.
I'm amazed
you got him away from Lisa Bloom.
How did you do that?
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