Looking

Fuck! Look at this thing.

- It's huge! - (Laughs)

- I'm so excited. - Yeah.

I didn't think I was gonna be this excited.

I'm so glad we are done with that fucking game, right?

Yes. Congratulations, by the way.

You too. Look at that view!

- Now that is impressive. - This is amazing!

- Oh. - Ohh.

- Ahoy. - Hello there.

You know what? I'm gonna put the whole Richie thing behind me.

I'm just gonna have fun and geek out.

We should get totally drunk in this.

Oh my God!

This is incredible!

Oh, it's my perfect utopia.

- Sailors giving out free drinks. - (Laughs)

Hello, sir. Thank you so much. You've made my night.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

- We fucking deserve this. - Abso-fucking-lutely.

Welcome to "Naval Destroyer"!

Congratulations.

But they keep telling us that we have to expand

our demographic,

and then they force us to make a game

where you can't even play as a female.

And I'm a guy and I always play as a female.

- But that's... - And before you say it,

- it's not because I'm gay. - Okay.

- There's nothing to be ashamed of, buddy. - I'm not ashamed.

And FYI, this is the gayest game in the history of the world.

Right?

I mean, first of all,

there's a lot of seamen in it.

And from over here, the title of the poster

looks like "Anal Destroyer."

Now you guys made it, so it's not...

So why do you play as the woman?

Well...

maybe it is because I'm gay,

but not for the reason you might think.

Women are the outsiders in games, and I relate to that.

Gay people get it.

Does that answer your question?

"Why do you play as a woman?"

- British people are awful. - The worst.

Okay, move a little to the left.

- You're blocking my view. - All right, jeez.

What should we talk about, all right?

We want to seem nonchalant.

Let's talk about the Middle East.

No, he can't even hear us anyway.

Oh, shit. Okay.

What?

He has got a very gay laugh.

- Very gay laugh. - You can't have a gay laugh.

Yes, you can. Believe me.

No no! You have to be subtle.

Shit.

- Less teeth. - Okay. All right, bring it down.

Oh my God.

He is so gay.

He is gay gay gay.

The gayest thing I've ever seen on two legs,

I'm sure of it. How much you want to bet?

Two dollars.

- Two dollars? - Yeah.

I'll bet you a thousand dollars that man is gay.

- All right, deal. - Okay.

All right. Oh shit. Fuck. He's on the move.

He's on the move. I'm gonna go get him.

- Calm down. Deep breaths. - Okay.

- Keep it together. - (Exhales) All right.

Cheers. You're about to owe me a thousand dollars.

All right.

You gonna try it out?

Yeah.

- Do you want to play? - Sure.

Whoa.

Are these things real?

Yeah, I think so.

That's cool, right?

Real torpedoes.

Ooh! It's cold.

Comfy?

Let's do this.

You... are... seriously good.

Well, I fucking should be.

We have mandatory play day every Friday.

- Ah! - Uh-huh.

Didn't see that coming.

Good... fucking move.

Thank you.

So...

did you buy my theory from earlier?

Oh, about who plays who?

Sure.

Okay.

So, um...

who do you...

you know...

Oh, play as?

Yeah.

Do you play as the... Fuck you.

- Do you play as the... - As the woman?

Well, you know, the lady.

Do you play as the British lady or the bloke?

Which one is it?

You're asking if I'm gay, aren't you?

- Yes. - Uh-huh.

I am.

I am... gay.

Okay.

That's cool.

Cool? Okay. Is that what it is?

Yeah.

You know, we never have any gay guys around here.

Not that I'm suggesting that we're gonna hook up, of course.

Of course.

Unless, you know,

I let you win a couple more games...

Well, I have a boyfriend.

Right.

I was just trying to be funny anyway.

Fuck you, fuck you.

So you're based in Seattle, yeah?

- Was. - Okay.

Live here now.

I'm setting up a new team

now that you guys have launched.

At MDG?

Yeah.

I start tomorrow.

As in you could be my new boss?

Well, that sounds very formal.

But... yeah.

I suppose.

It's true. Dean just told me.

He starts tomorrow, and he's picking his team for "The Infinite."

Oh, fuck. Owen, you have no idea.

I'm sure you were fine.

No, I asked out my boss while straddling a torpedo.

And he said no.

I don't know why you're laughing.

If I don't get on his team, neither do you.

You need to apologize.

Fuck.

Okay, you are freaking me out.

- Seriously. - Why, because I'm in a good mood?

Yes. I don't think I've seen you this perky

since you dragged me to see "Miss Congeniality,"

and that was a very long time ago.

What can I say? I'm in a good mood.

Oh, stop it.

You know what?

In some weird fucked up way, I think seeing Ethan has kind of...

not helped me, because I don't want to give that motherfucker credit.

- Yeah, exactly. And you shouldn't. - Yeah, but it has,

and you're just gonna have to embrace that.

Oh, I will. I will. It's like a lunar eclipse.

I'm gonna get my shades and a picnic.

I'm gonna take this in. It's gonna make me go blind.

Why the picnic? I don't understand.

I think I'm finally gonna do it.

Do what?

You know.

Peri-peri?

Yep.

The restaurant?

Where are you, really?

Yeah, and don't say I'm crazy.

No, I wasn't gonna say that.

I think that's a great idea. I do. I think it sounds amazing.

But... and I hate to say this, but...

How?

I have my plans.

She's killing me.

Where'd you get these placemats?

I stole them... from Target.

In Oakland a week and she's already a hood rat.

Well, you know, I gots to take care of my man.

So, uh, I want to skip work today and stay home and practice.

You want to hang out? I want to play you something.

I can't. After spending three weeks putting up Stina's piece of shit,

now I gotta take it back down again.

Mmm! I was, um...

talking to Pauline about her gallery space,

and she... What?

Don't even think about it, Franklin.

No no.

She was just asking if you had anything you wanted to show,

so I just thought I'd ask.

Come on. There's no way she asked you that.

She did. I'm asking you.

If you don't have anything to show, it's not a big deal.

- Well, I don't. You know that I don't. - I know you don't.

But maybe you could.

We could clear out the shed.

I never use that stupid weight bench.