Barry

- (quiet chatter) - Chief Krauss (on TV): Good evening.

Tonight, the LAPD and our tactical unit

apprehended Barry Berkman,

a 44-year-old resident of North Hollywood,

for the attempted murder of James Moss.

- (gate buzzes) - He's also being charged

- with the murder of Mr. Moss's daughter... - (gate opening)

Detective Janice Moss.

He was apprehended in a sting operation

carried out by LAPD Detective Mae Dunn,

our forces, and Mr. Gene Cousineau...

That's him.

Krauss: Ms. Moss's boyfriend...

- Who? - Krauss: And Mr. Berkman's acting teacher.

Guard 1: That's the dude they're talking about!

Krauss: At approximately 8:15, Mr. Berkman arrived

- at the 1400 block... - Guard 2: No shit.

- (Krauss continues) - Guard 1: Yeah. He's on fucking TV.

W... He was just on that screen, and now he's in our cell block.

Dude! That's awesome!

But thankfully, our officers...

Guard 3 (on radio): Hey, he wants his scheduled phone call, please.

Guard 1: Uh, give him whatever he wants!

- DA Buckner: I'd just like to commend the, uh, tenacious

and dedicated work of everyone involved

- in the arrest of this dangerous killer. - Hello?

Operator (on phone): This is a collect call from...

- Barry (on phone): Barry. - Operator: An inmate

at California State Penitentiary.

Do you accept the charges?

- Gene (on phone): Yes. - Barry: Mr. Cousineau?

- Gene: Yeah? - Did you guys trick me?

Are you and Jim Moss working together?

Are you there?

Look, Mr. Cousineau, I-I want you to know I went there

because I was worried about you, and I was protecting you.

You know that, right?

You know that, right?

Are you mad at me?

Mr. Cousineau, are you mad at me?

- Because I love you. - Gene: What did you say?

Barry: I said I love you.

- Hey, Barry? - Barry: Yeah?

I got you.

Sally: Hello. Hi.

- What's your n... - (banging, loud turbulence)

- (plane rattling) - (muffled jet roaring)

(repeated text notifications chiming)

Woman (on PA): Welcome to Joplin, Missouri.

- Lindsay? - Lindsay (on phone): Oh, thank God.

Sally, are you okay?

- Why? What's going on? - Lindsay: Sally,

Barry was arrested for murder.

- I-I don't know anything about that. - Lindsay: How?

- Well, I-I wasn't with him. - Lindsay: But you told me you were with him!

- What? No, I didn't. - Lindsay: Yes, you did.

Wait, what are you talking about?

Lindsay: What are you talking about?

- I'm, I'm talking about how I wasn't with him. - Lindsay: Sally,

Barry killed Cousineau's girlfriend

the night she went missing.

- But I was with him! - Lindsay: I know! He was just arrested.

Cousineau and her father helped catch him.

It's all over the news. It's everywhere.

- Wait, where are you? Do you need my help? - Sally. Sally!

- I'm double parked. - (indistinct announcement)

Why do you look like that?

Why are you home?

Just so you know, we've turned your room

into your father's man cave, which is...

Are you gonna talk to me?

The guy I was dating in LA

killed my acting teacher's girlfriend.

When I was there... I was fucking... What the fuck...

What the actual fucking...

When I was fucking there... When I was fucking there...

What the actual fuck? Fucking fuck!

I was actually fucking there!

Oh, my God, I can't breathe. I can't breathe.

I can't breathe!

- Server: Y'all done? - We are. Thank you, honey. Oh!

Could I get some chili cheese tots to go?

- Server: Oh, sure thing. - Thank you, sweetheart.

Inmate 1 (hushed): Hey, yo, that is him.

It looks like the same guy from "Laws of Humanity."

The freaking teacher was in that, too.

- Inmate 2: That guy's badass. - Inmate 1: Yeah.

Inmate 3: That's the cop killer.

Inmate 3: I'd do one.

Why do you wanna talk to the FBI, Mr. Fuches?

They put me in a prison with a guy that wants to kill me.

- What's that about? - That's a common problem for people in prison, Mr. Fuches.

I need protection.

Agent Harris: We know.

What do you mean, you know?

Word on the street is you and Berkman were besties,

and now, you're not.

Harris: Berkman's going down for Janice Moss's murder.

Are you coming to us to say there's more?

She's just the tip of the iceberg.

You'd wear a wire?

If you can guarantee my protection in here

and... new life on the outside?

Yeah.

Buckner: When Jim Moss called me and said he was using.

Gene Cousineau to help capture his daughter's killer, I said,

"Are you telling me jokes? You Caroline Rhea?"

I can assure you he is not Caroline Rhea.

I thought you'd either get yourself killed or,

more likely, punk out and flee the country.

That tracks.

Buckner: But you pulled it off.

- Good work. - Thank you.

Berkman hasn't entered a plea, but if this goes to trial,

which I'm thinking it will,

you'll be our key witness.

You'll be testifying in front of the man

who threatened your family. Can you handle that?

Absolutely.

Cristobal: (sighs) Santa Fe.

NoHo Hank: Santa Fe.

- Cristobal: We are doing it. - (sighs) No shit we are.

- No going back. - Why would we go back?

- I feel I'm in "The Wizard of Oz." - Hm.

- I'm Dorothy. - I'm Dorothy.

Okay, fine. You're Dorothy. I'm the Tin Man,

and I am in a magical kingdom

- finally able to be happy. - Mm...

And safe.

Oh. It's the owner.

The old hippie woman with the cowboy hat?

She is here to fix the oven.

- (knocking) - Cristobal: Yes, coming!

- (loud, heavy scraping) - (owner struggling)

Boom.

- Okay! - Thank you so much.

- How you liking the place? - Cristobal: It's great.

As a rental. We're looking for something

a little more permanent. What is the market like now?

Ah, not a lot out there.

Construction costs are through the roof

with this sand shortage.

You guys can't find sand out here?

This desert sand is worthless.

I'm talking about the high-quality stuff you need to build.

They ship it in from Asia and Africa. How funny is that?

Claudia: Hey, Sally? Sally!

Hey, Sally, I wasn't planning on you being here today,

so you're gonna have to come with me to my appointment.

Claudia: I have a checkup with Dr. Julie,

and then I'm getting my hair colored,

and if we have time, I gotta run by North Park Mall...

Claudia: Oh, and Linda and Becky are coming by tomorrow

just to say hi.

- I know you said you didn't want... - (phone buzzing)

- (Sally sighs) - (answers phone)

- Hello? - Operator (on phone): This call may be recorded.

- You have received a collect call from... - Barry: Sally, I love you.

Operator: An inmate at California State Penitentiary.

- Do you accept the charges? - No, I don't accept the fucking charges.

Don't ever fucking call me again, you fucking liar.

Operator: Your call is being disconnected now.

Sally: Yeah. And when I was down there, I...

Yeah...

And when he was down there, he learned a few things.

Yeah, he learned a few things.

Gene: Alright, look alive. Let's go. Come on.

Barry.

They put you in here?

You know, uh,

I was trying to remember something.

Wh-When you offed th-that guy,

you... Well, you didn't... I don't know what you did.

I-In Rochester, that businessman?

Wh-What did you do to him exactly? What...

You were right about Mr. Cousineau.

I never should have trusted him

and I never should have taken that acting class.

If I hadn't tried to...

understand myself, we wouldn't be here.

I'm sorry, Fuches.