Soccer Killer (仙球大戰)

Sir, do we open the city gates

for the cuju game or not?

Sir?

Sir?

No way!

Letting the Super Eagles in will be catastrophic!

We cannot hold this match!

Impossible, sir

Sir, Qiuliang turned Leopard Khan down

and the whole nation was destroyed!

What's going on?

What's that noise from outside?

Run, sir!

Protect our master!

Leopard Khan?

We've got trouble!

Your Majesty! The princess has escaped!

My brother, you have always been weak

The entire country knows that Prime Minister Qin is a traitor

He is scheming with Leopard Khan

to have the Eagle Claws team hold a match here

They've forced us to put up half our land as wager

It's outright robbery

I'm not fleeing. I'm on a mission

I will find the masters of the eight martial arts sects

and ask them to help us beat the Eagle Claws

Damn your sister!

I set up a marriage between her and Leopard Khan

so we wouldn't have to play this match

Now that your damn sister's gone missing

Offer land to beg for forgiveness!

Your Majesty

the people are resentful

They say the government is corrupted and incompetent

We cannot give anymore land away. If we do

Leopard Khan will live right outside the palace!

Piss off!

If you don't want to give up your land, then play this match

If you win, then you can save your country!

Hmph!

Minister Liu!

Are you alright?

Your Majesty!

Your Majesty!

Hurry back, Changping!

ChapterOne The Phoenix Becomes a Pheasant

Your Highness, this awesome outfit

may work in concealing our identities

but it's tiring me out!

To communicate with martial arts masters

we must dress like them

Don't you think we look like the characters in Ashes of Time?

Not at all

All I know is that I have hair in my mouth

No pain, no gain

Look at the idiots that have been standing there for four hours

That lightning rod on his head

must weight at least ten kilograms!

(Mao Cilang) When I first laid my eyes on this man

I felt a murderous rage

This murderous rage...

comes from the woman standing next to him

Your Highness

I think they look more like real martial arts masters!

They're obviously con artists

Let's go!

Ling

aren't our outfits just awesome?

Even the Ashes of Time girls fear us!

Lang

you do look pretty awesome!

But, if I may ask...

what is my outfit supposed to be?

The invincible East!

Lang

then what about the board on your head?

You don't keep up with fashion trends?

This is the all-powerful, dashing leader of the Mystic Dragon Cult!

Huh!

Ling

can you do me a favor?

Ask away!

My head itches!

Still itchy?

Thanks!

Sir

Mr. Wang from the archives told me that

the princess took the criminal records of the eight sect leaders with her

What?

Prime Minister!

Prime Minister!

I think the princess will seek the help of the eight sect leaders!

So what?

They're all kung fu masters

I'm afraid that...

I'm not afraid of them!

Words of wisdom, Prime Minister!

Very well!

This is what we'll do!

Bring on the eight sects!

A young maiden of 18 is like a flower...

A flower

Curvy eyebrows and big round eyes...

Abbess Miejue

The Phoenix Dances in the Nine Heavens!

The Red Leaves Fall!

Defeating a Thousand Soldiers!

Sliced Cucumbers and Radish!

IamGuo Huaqiang, leader of the Mount Hua Sect

also known as the Sword Master

I can't believe I have to slave away in this kitchen

and spend my days with that tone-deafZhang Sanfeng!

Stretch!

L, Zhang Sanfeng

will use the most gentle form of the Ying Yang Palm

With its vigorous inner power

I will extract a thousand threads of tender love forAbbess Mie Jue

and create noodles of yearning!

Genius!

The eight martial arts sect leaders

working in a kitchen! Exactly!

They're no grandmasters!

Maybe they're spies! Shut up!

They're more like master chefs!

What're you talking about!

Behave yourself! Keep your mouth shut!

Hey! You got a death wish?!

I hired those waiters upstairs

and I hired you lot, too

They're already done several rounds of service

And you?

You haven't even finished one round of laundry!

Do you all want to go back to the nunnery? Huh?

Ying Don't touch me!

To be honest

If it wasn't for those useless, corrupted imperial officials

hadn't make our troupe go out of work

we wouldn't be working as fake nuns

Cut up some slack

If it wasn't for that corrupted Minister Qin

would we have ended up here?

Spare me!

Your Kong Tong Sect Seven Harms Fist will be the end of me!

I just asked you to grind the stone

Why did you have to smash it with your chest?

If you want to grind a gem stone

then use a grinding machine!

Smashing rocks with our chests is all the Kong Tong Sect can do!

How dare you talk back to me?!

Sir!

Who is it?!

Can you give me a chance?

lamYi Feilun, leader of the Kunlun Sect

Don't worry, the Kunlun Sect does not quibble

Give me a chance, sir Stop!

You win, OK?

I want nothing to do with you kung fu masters anymore

It's my fault, OK?

Consider it charity. Keep the change!

Don't pick it up!

Who is that?

Qing Song, from Qingcheng Sect!

Yi Feilun!

Where's your dignity?!

My wife is in the hospital, but I can't afford her treatment

The government flattened Mount Kunlun's shrine of enlightenment

My disciples don't even have a place to live

How can you ask me about my dignity

You can be poor and still hold your head up!

Get up... hurry...

If you're so good at flying, why did it take two hours to deliver noodles?

Sorry, boss

There were too many orders!

Yang Chun Noodles!

Yang Chun Noodles?

My little girl ordered braised beef noodles!

I've had enough of you!

I made you all lose your jobs because my wife

I'm truly sorry!

It's OK! This meal is on me!

Didn't I just lend you that copper dollar?

This copper dollar has caused you too much grief

You're better off without it

That coin committed no crime

We're all here today

because of that incompetent king

Sanfeng is so attractive when he's sad!

That's right

The government does more harm than ourSeven Harms Fist

no martial arts clan can fight back

Everyone is hurting!

TheysayMount Hua Sect's sword is ruthless. I say our corrupted officials are even worse!

Land prices are even flying higher than me!

Let's just eat!

Leave some for the abbot!

Namo Amitabha!

Everyone

we have a job offer!

A businessman wants us to put together a cuju team

We'll get room, board and a salary. There's even a year-end bonus!