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Orissa
Hello Tell me brother!
Can l dare talk about rate with you, brother?
You're calling me after long time, l had my training with you.
Okay brother, l'll do it for you.
You sleep peacefully. Okay, no problem.
He has come so far crossing the border of Tamil Nadu.
Matter serious. Come on boys!
Have you got him?
We've locked the check post.
Nobody can get out of this area.
He'll be caught.
Tell me after you've caught him.
Don't get tensed, brother.
He'll wag tail like a dog before me in 10 minutes.
You come here, brother.
Check this vehicle. - Okay brother.
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Are you the man brother told me about?
Call brother, tell him we got him.
Are you a Tamil?
That's why you're hot headed! You're very brave!
What shall we take first from him, hand or leg?
Ask brother.
lf you cross brother's path, you can never escape.
Don't touch him!
What the hell is happening?
Brother, he managed to escape. We're after him.
Kolkata
Oh Balu from Tamil Nadu. Welcome to our college.
Before joining as the physical trainer,
get the signature from physical HOD Mr. Varun Sandesh.
Thank you sir.
5 minutes.
Sound? - Sir exercising.
Breathing effect.
Looks like exercises heavily.
My right hand biceps is ready!
Salman has six pack but l've seven pack.
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Carpenter! He broke the latch again!
Varun Sandesh sir. - What?
l'm coming from Madras.
l'm in Kolkata, please tell me.
Your...
He's wedging me as soon he has come.
l'll wedge you. - No sir, new appointment, signature.
Signature? Why?
Why is he saying kiss for signature?
Are you a Tamil? - How did you find it?
Your Hindi too is broken like mine.
Tell me.
l've joined here as the new physical trainer.
Principal asked me to get your signature.
lf you want me to sign, your biceps must be minimum 7 inches.
Show!
Why? - Looks like original.
But smaller than yours, sir.
l like your humbleness.
How many hours do you exercise every day?
25 hours! - 25 hours?
l'll take one hour loan from next day to exercise.
Don't touch me, l'll go burst.
ln anger! Got shocked for this?
Look at them!
That's how they looked before coming to me for training.
l turned lanky fellows into such men!
l hear some sound!
l'm feeling sultry.
Just one sign. - No, l must exercise now.
Just one sign.
Look, you want the job or not.
Listen to me, don't spoil my mood, go... go...out!
Get lost...get lost!
Looks like one of the balloon is weak.
No way that side sir. - lf there's no way, go this side.
Walk in air, giving me tension as balloon is deflating.
Excuse me
Aren't you Aishwarya? - Yes.
l've joined this college as the physical trainer.
l heard there's a portion for rent in your house.
Sorry, l've let it out to someone.
l'm a paying guest with my friend, a portion is vacant in their house.
l'll ask and let you know.
Okay.
Where can l find her?
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l've seen a girl to fall in love....
l've imbibed your face in my eyes...
Who is this flower to rock me?
A silk rose to adorn on my suit...
l'm the mother tongue of Cupid...
l'm a firefly without moustache...
l'm a sweet match stick...
Sister of gentle breeze...
l've seen a girl to fall in love....
l've imbibed your face in my eyes...
Who is this flower to rock me?
A silk rose to adorn on my suit...
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l've seen a star in broad day light...
You clapped your hands at night in my eyes...
lf you use your tresses as fishing rods, droves of men would get trapped easily...
Don't bite the hearts with your snake like eyes...
Speed of lute and ivory... You're my beginning and end...
Don't chew me with your silvery diamond like teeth...
l've seen a girl to fall in love....
l've imbibed your face in my eyes...
Who is this flower to rock me?
A silk rose to adorn on my suit...
What is this?
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She's beautiful like a flower that shatters mens hearts...
l've melted like candle in her heat...
Each flower has a distinct colour, but you've all seven colours...
My hands are itching to pinch you... Don't go away from me...
Are you an angel from Eden who came down earth from heaven?
Don't kill me with your fiery eyes?
l've seen a girl to fall in love....
l've imbibed your face in my eyes...
Who is this flower to rock me?
A silk rose to adorn on my suit...
l'm the mother tongue of Cupid...
l'm a firefly without moustache...
l'm a sweet match stick...
Sister of gentle breeze...
Move...move...
What happened? A rosogolla in water!
Do you know who am l?
Don't worry. Be careful!
You don't worry.
l don't think you'll get the house.
Why?
Vacant portion is in her house only.
lt's better meet her father tomorrow.
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l've time to remove my brief but no time to remove this 6 pack body.
Everything is brandy!
Looks like someone is here. l'm exposing!
This is body, head and legs!
Come, Malaiyur Mambattiyan.
What are you doing here master?
l'm taking moon bath.
Moon bath? - Yes.
Normally master takes sun bath, today l'm taking moon bath under cover.
Master, please remove the cover and show your biceps.
lf l show my body while taking moon bath,
it'll affect the old lady frying vada on moon.
Sir, someone is sleeping there carelessly while you're taking moon bath here.
l will... - No!
He tried to disturb me while taking moon bath,
l pinned him down with power and he's dead.
You come to the position. - Okay sir.
What's this sir?
Oh bad smell!
Don't which bloody fool kept it here?
What sort of a stuff is this, very bad smell!
Useless! lnstead of drinking this, it's better to have a bottle of phenol.
Useless man!
Man who drinks this stuff would definitely be a dummy!
Man drinking this stinking stuff wouldn't be from a good family.
Disgraceful man!
Why are you crying, master?
Tears will drop down as moon bath crosses three fourths.
Why did you all come here?
What's all this?
New comer Balu insulted me today.
We're here to cool it.
Take it, Paru.
Why are you trying this new habit, Paru?
Gulp?!
Hey Balu! Do you know about me?
Chilly! l'm a chilly!
lt'll burn!
l'll rape you!
You'll cry falling at my feet!
He'll not cry but ask you once more.
Paru, you're going overboard.
Go home.
Why have l become like Vishal of 'Avan'?
Aishwarya told me, l'll come to the point.
Please sit down.
l don't have any problem in letting the house on rent.
But l've few conditions. - Tell me sir.
Mustn't have drinking habit.
l hate if anyone dances on road like modern youth.
Escpecially my daughter hates it.
That's how l've raised her. l'm very strict.
What's it?
l'll inform my daughter for safer side.
Okay sir.
She's offering prayers. - l can hear sir.
She's Meera in devotion.
Yes sir.
Would you like to have coffee? - No thanks, sir.
Have it, home made coffee will be excellent.
Padma, get one coffee.
No need sir. - Nothing to fear.
What's that sound, Padma? Get one coffee.
My wife hates to make any guest wait.
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