The first 200 lines.
Sexy lady...
You so fine.
Sexy lady...
Won't you be mine?
Sexy lady...
You so fine.
Sexy lady...
You blow my mind.
- Hi. - Hi.
How are you?
Good.
Why did you want to meet me so early?
There is a good news.
Here.
Now what's this?
This guy in the pic says 'Hey I'm smiling, hit me!'
- Hey... - Anyway...
not bad.
Looks convincing?
Looks like he must be rich.
Seems your mom has chosen a Richie Rich.
But the important thing is...
everyone at home likes Arjun.
Well, he looks good...
and the way he proposed me was really cute.
So I agreed.
Shilpa, it makes me kind of happy.
Of course you have to be happy.
Divya...
how often does one get married?
Sorry.
For some it could happen twice.
My bad.
Come on don't be sorry.
After all that's the fact.
You never said anything about your first husband.
Why are you bringing up his topic now?
It's the past.
Why do you say so?
Come on. Tell me Divya.
What should I tell?
Tell me about him. Is he cute like Arjun?
Cute?
He is a flirt!
Have I told you what he did when he was ten?
All of you come forward.
Form a line. Fast!
Ok kids...
When I blow the whistle, all of you jump into the pool.
- Ok? - Yes, mam.
- Get ready. We are going to do freestyle. - What are you wondering Aravind?
Ok mam.
One...
One...
Two...
And...
Come on. Jump.
Why haven't you jumped yet?
I'm scared of the water.
Don't think about it. Just jump.
- No I won't. - Listen to me Aravind.
- Listen to me. Jump Aravind. - No. I’m scared. Let me hold on to you and jump.
- Leave me. - Even the girls are brave.
Why are you afraid of the water?
You chicken! Stand right here.
- Chicken! - Chicken!
- Chicken! Chicken! - Chicken! Chicken!
Aravind!
Stop it!
Hey! Stop that!
Aravind, stop doing that now!
Oh! Oh!
Stop right there!
Where are you escaping?
I said stop!
Don't you run.
Aravind I said stop! Aravind!
Aravind, get up.
Aravind? Aravind.
Oh god!
Woah!
Aravind.
What are you up to?
It felt good. Once more please.
Please.
How dare you?
Now this character sounds interesting.
I like that, Divya.
Did you both elope and get married?
Only if you can call that a marriage.
Do you know what he did on the day of our marriage?
Aravind!
Oh my god!
Hi.
What's wrong Aravind?
Do I look like a fool to you?
Why are you so late?
The tyre went flat on my way here.
Not my fault.
Oh my god!
Are you drunk?
You fool. We are getting married.
Well that? There was a bachelors party last night.
- It sucked! - Hey there love birds...
I'm so happy to get you both married. I feel so happy for you both...
Did you host the bachelor party?
Well isn't that the custom?
Enough! Now come on you fool!
- The officer is upset. - Hey come on.
That doofus seems to be upset. Come on Divya.
Quick. Come on.
- Come on dear. - Aravind come on!
Tonight is the night of your life!
As we will continue to read magazines every night.
- Careful. Watch out. - That's a good start.
It's me.
Turning up late for your own wedding; how ridiculous?
Sir...
Sorry sir, there was a small hiccup on my way here. It took some time to resolve it.
Was it more important than your marriage?
Sir, sorry.
That's a long story.
I'll tell you sometime later.
We still got five minutes.
So go ahead, tell me what happened?
I know that Divya would be furious.
So...
I went to a florist to buy some flowers for my pretty flower here.
The florist had a beautiful shop.
A lone house in the midst of the tea plantation.
And then this happened...
Sir?
Madam?
Looks like no one is around.
Sir?
Hello?
Anybody here?
Hello?
Anybody...
Oh my god!
- Oh my god. Then? - Oh my god. Then?
Then...
she kept complaining.
Everything's over. Why did you save me?
Hold on. Wait.
Look around. Does it make you feel suicidal?
Tell me what happened?
Nothing is happening.
That is the problem.
It's been 20 years since my marriage.
I've had enough.
I can't take it anymore.
But why?
Is your husband treating you bad?
Or does he have any extra martial...
Come on now.
My husband ain't that talented.
He is very money minded.
The problem is that...
he thinks that someone else will snatch me away...
and so he keeps locking me up inside the house.
She doesn't look that worthy!
Hello?
I know what's running in your mind.
You must have seen me 20 years ago.
Look there.
Look at those photos.
Look at them before judging.
Isn't it mind blowing?
Mind blowing?
It's more of mind bursting.
Well...
you say your husband is money minded.
How much do you think he earns?
A lot. He has cash alone worth 20 million.
He doesn't trust the banks and has locked it all up in the house.
Then what are you waiting for?
Why don't you take all of it and leave.
Listen to me.
Close your eyes and point.
Not at me.
On the map.
Fine.
Point a location in the map and set off to that place.
Enjoying with all that money is better than committing suicide.
Go. Enjoy your life.
Wow!
I feel so happy about this idea.
Thank you so much.
Actually I was here to buy a bouquet.
Consider this as your shop.
- Take what ever you need. - Thank you.
- Bye. - Bye.
So much for a bouquet!
When she ran away with that money...
she was enthralled.
Spread happiness and be happy.
Today I realized what that means.
Now that was a home run!
You are bluffing right?
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