In Living Color

- - Oh, hi.

- Okay, okay! -

Hey, little Wanda. I'll change you in a minute.

First I gotta get over here and get my breast pump.

Woo-hoo! This is the favorite part of the day.

My favorite part of the day. This is like "nipo-suction."

- - Oh. Oh, hush. Ooh.

Don't cry. Uh-uh. No, no.

You need to get changed. I know what's wrong.

Don't worry about it. I'll change you.

Just hold on a minute. Just give me a second.

Okay. Oh-oh!

I guess I shouldn't have gave you all that Raspberry Snapple.

Ooh. Okay. Shh. Ooh.

You so cute. How you get so pretty?

You look just like your mama.

- - Oh, okay. Uh-huh. No cryin' now.

- - Hey. For real. Oh. Oh. Okay. Oh-oh.

- Oh. You must have a gas bubble or some... -

Ooh, it smell like that hog head cheese I had earlier this morning.

Okay, I'm gonna lay you down now...

'cause mama gotta write in her diary and stuff, okay?

So hush and be quiet. Stay tight.

Don't let the bedbugs get all up in your stuff, okay?

All right. Ooh.

"Dear... Dear Diary...

"I am still lookin' for Wanda's man. I have some type of clue.

"I know he light 'skinned-ed.' I know he got green eyes...

"and he used to pop-lock and stuff...

"and he drove a Camaro.

"But I'm still kinda shady on what he actually looks like.

"I went to the police station...

"I went...

"and I said, 'I'm lookin' for my man.'

They said, 'W ell, do you want us to subpoena..."'

Sup... S...

"'Do you want us to find him? '

"And I said, 'Y es, I do, because that's the way I got like this in the first place.'

So anyway, dear diary, I'll just keep on with my search."

Good night, little Wanda.

Coming this fall to Fox, the all new Circus of the Black Stars.

You'll see daring acrobats Garrett Morris and Nell Carter.

Hold still. I'm gettin' ready to jump.

At least let me put a parachute on.

Shut up.! We gonna do this on three.

Three!

I'm comin', Jesus!

You'll see Sinbad the lion tamer.

Man, look at that lion!

- Man, that's a big old lion, man. -

Lion be sittin' there lookin' at me, talkin' 'bout...

"Hey, Sinbad. I ain't lyin'."

And I'm not! Man, the last time I saw a lion was at the zoo.

- -

Get back. I mean it, man.

You'll thrill and gasp as you watch the stars...

perform the ancient art ofknife throwing.

Hi, I'm Shari Belafonte. You people there would be less of a target...

if you got hooked on Slim-Fast like me.

Look at me. Dig this. I've got a good figure, a famous father...

How come I'm not working more?

You have to talk a little louder, Shari.

I have to throw the knives at your voice.

And thrill as Jackée is turned into a human cannonball.

Ooh! I hope this don't mess up my nails.

Hey, tall, dark and handsome.

Why don't you point this here cannon in the direction of your apartment...

and I can meet you there after the show? Ooh!

Ooh, look. It's rainin' men. Ooh!

So don't miss the Circus of the Black Stars.

- - Coming from Fox.

- Miss. Miss. - Miss.

How did you feel when you won the fantasy date with Magnifico himself?

Oh, I just couldn't believe it. I mean, he's so gorgeous.

He certainly is.

Now why don't we show Julie to her table, huh?

- Okay. - Julie!

Oh. What the hell is keeping him?

Well, ever since Cosmo named him the sexiest man, he's been absolutely impossible.

You know, I haven't even laid eyes on him since he left for Europe.

- That was six months ago. Yeah. -

- - Ah-ha.! I am here.!

- Yeah. Linda! -

So fantastic it is to feast my looks upon your sexual appearance.

- Magnifico has arrived. - My God. What the hell have you done to yourself?

Nothing, thank you. And yourself?

Aha! My press. They hunger for me. Out of the way!

- Yo, man. Excuse me. - I got it. I got it.

Magnifico. Would you care to comment on your new look?

What do you mean? What do you speak of, this new look?

Okay. Well, some people might say...

that you really, really, really... Damn! Really let yourself go.

Ha-ha! Well, I may have put on a pound or two. So what?

It is no matter. The camera loves me. I am... Magnifico.

Is it true that you've been linked with recent cattle disappearances in Oklahoma?

Well, I, uh... I forget, but it is no matter.

I am sexiest, most beloved man in world! I am... Magnifico.

Now, where is she, the luckiest lady in the world?

Aha! Here she is. Take a walk, goofy.

My little furry one, are you ready to ride the wild wind...

on the back of a pony named "love," huh?

Who are you?

You, uh... You are intimidated by my stunning good looks, yes?

Do not be ashamed by your plainness.

To Magnifico, it is, uh, a woman's insides who are most beautiful.

- -

Now, who do I have to make long, passionate love to...

to get a beer around here, huh?

- Magnifico, first we need to take some publicity shots. - All right. Okay.