Peeples

Woman: Yes, sir!

Say it now!

Wade: I'm gonna teach this.

Woman: All right, now. Teach it and preach it, brother!

Wade: There comes a time...

Woman: Mmm-hmm. Amen.

Wade: ...In everyone's life

when you have to express yourself.

Woman: Mmm-hmm.

Holding feelings inside makes us do strange things.

Can I get a witness?

Now, Jimmy over there has shared with the group.

And that's good. Nothing to be ashamed of here.

Woman: Yes, sir.

That's right. It can happen to anybody.

No judgment over here.

Have I peed on myself before?

Hell, yeah, children!

Was it an accident? Yes.

Okay, sometimes I did it on purpose,

but that's what we're getting to.

We're learning you don't have to

pee on something. You can use your words.

Your words have power. More power than your pee.

You've got to speak it, don't leak it.

That's what this song is telling you.

Speak it, don't leak it.

¶ Get up and dance! You totally can

¶ speak it, don't leak it

¶ don't keep your feelings secret

¶ say it, don't spray it

¶ that's how the big kids play it

¶ don't you repress it now

¶ express yourself

¶ so if you're thinking about that number oe

¶ there ain't no curin' in that urine

¶ speak it, don't leak it

Ha ha!

Hey!

Grace peeples.

How are you? Baby, I'm good.

Did you try leak it?

Yeah. And?

They loved it.

Agh! Honey, you're like the kid whisperer. Right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Their little hands were clapping. Mmm.

You're amazing. Thank you.

They're so lucky to have you. Mmm.

Do you want a snack?

You're the best, babe. No. I...

What?

Babe. I had plans for us this weekend.

I bought a new suit. I was gonna give you some ebony elegance.

No. We have been through this. This is a non-negotiable with daddy.

It's Moby dick day. I have to go.

Okay, you know how crazy that sounds, right?

Yes. But it's the whole town. We all get together.

We recite from the novel. We bless the fishermen. It's a whole thing.

So if it's big dick day, why aren't I going? Shouldn't I be there?

I didn't say it was big.

So it's little dick day. You're going all the way out there for little...

Okay. You have to stop. I'm telling you,

you would not like it. It's boring,

it's cold, it's...

Grace! It's been a year.

It's time I met your folks.

You get that little eyebrow thing

when you're mad at me. It's very cute.

No. No. Stop.

And it makes you very much delicious.

No. I'm not making sweet precious love to you

until you share the chocolate Kennedys.

We are not the chocolate Kennedys.

I don't like it when you say that, wade!

This is about your dad.

What about him?

You empower him.

No, I confer.

I confer with him. He's a federal judge.

You're a lawyer with the united nations.

But you need a permission slip signed by daddy so I can be your man.

Oh!

Peanuts! Ah! What?

Peanuts! No, no, no.

How are you gonna use the safe word?

I can't come against the safe word.

You agreed to the safe word. "Peanuts" means end of discussion. Yes?

But we talked... De-ba-ta.

Hmph. Fine. Go on. Be with your peeples. I got peoples, too.

Wade?

What?

I will be back before you know it.

Mmm-hmm.

And do you know why?

Because I love you.

Wanna take me to the jitney?

Sure.

Doctor, how is Amanda?

Unfortunately, Amanda suffered quite a lot of damage.

I'm gonna need to keep her for about a week.

Agh!

I hate this part of my job.

Here's my card. Call me if you need

anything.

That's so generous of you.

I know.

Hello. Let's prep Amanda for surgery. Nurse.

Don't take my baby!

Agh! Son of a... Fix her!

Good thing you're in the hospital.

What are you doing here?

Ah. Just came, you know, hang out, see what you want to do this weekend.

Hang out? What about grace? Thought Saturday was the big proposal day.

She's away at sag harbor with her family.

Without you?

Yeah. You know, no big deal. Whatever.

So what are you supposed to do this weekend,

just sit there looking stupid with grandma's ring sitting in your pocket?

How did you know it was in my pocket?

Because it's been there for the last three months.

Look, I love grace. You know I love grace.

But this is some highly suspect shit!

Why is everything about betrayal with you?

You know what? You never got over

seeing mom in bed with Mr. Andy.

Don't talk about Mr. Andy.

Okay? I had to watch my troop leader doing very unspeakable acts

while wearing my merit sash. That's not right.

Look, answer me this. What are you supposed to do?

I don't know, man. All right.

You're gonna postpone your wedding proposal yet again,

all for the sake of big dog daddy.

I mean, the power distribution is way off.

I know! I know! I know!

It's like she can't make a move without daddy, you know?

She puts him on some kind of pedestal.

On a freaking pedestal, man.

Look, you are just as good as him.

Mmm-hmm.

I mean, maybe not as good,

because he's a federal judge, and you sing songs about urine to minors,

but people love you.

People do love me. You're right.

Maybe I should just go out there.

Go!

Meet the family. Yeah.

They love me. I love them.

Black love.

I pick the perfect time to propose

in front of daddy and everybody.

That's what's up. Okay? That sets the tone.

Handle your business, big bro.

That's exactly what I'm gonna do.

Bro, but wait, man. Can we talk, man?

You can't just bring up Mr. Andy

and then walk away. That's just...

There is no merit badge for what they were doing.

Driver: Watch your step, sir. Here you go.

Hey, man! Taxi!

I'm trying to get to judge peeples' house. Can you take me?

That's a private road. The closest you're gonna get is on that.

Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh...

Hello?

What in God's name...

Don't run or present your hindquarters to the dog.

You're gonna set off his instinct to mate.

Well, now you're having puppies.

Wade: Get this dog!

Aaah!

Please, somebody, help me! Help me!

Just relax! He's getting to know you.

Wade: This dog is doing it to me!

Banneker, off!

I told you not to run.

Wade: Man! I was just trying to live.

We usually have him leashed when we're expecting visitors.

Are you okay?

Well, this isn't exactly how I planned to meet you two,

but I'm wade.

Hey.

Virgil peeples.

Daphne peeples.

Can we help you?

I'm wade.

Wade Walker.

I was hoping to surprise grace.

You know our Gracie?

Yeah.

- Grace and I have been... - Grace: Peanuts!

Peanuts! Peanuts! Peanuts! Peanuts! Peanuts!

Hi.

Hey. Hey.

This gentleman just washed ashore, and he says he knows you.

Yes.

This is wade Walker, everybody.

Guilty.

Yeah, and he's my friend.

Daphne: Oh, how wonderful. Yeah.

And also,