Darkwing Duck

3, 2, 1!

Let's get dangerous.

Darkwing, Darkwing... Duck!

Look out!

Let's get dangerous.

The mystic eye of Quacksecoto...

This enigmatic gem is said to have the power

to steal the strength of any living being.

Feared and coveted for centuries,

the mystic eye is now on display

at the Museum of Winky the Clown.

Come see it and get a free Winky the Clown cat polisher.

Oh, D.W., this mystic eye must be really important.

Winky the Clown doesn't make personal appearances

unless it's something big.

Correct! That's why I, Darkwing Duck, intrepid crime stopper,

am going to guard it myself.

You stay here and keep an eye on Winky.

But, D.W...

No buts. I can handle this case solo.

Nothing can go wrong.

Ouch!

What's that?

I meant to do that.

Darkwing Duck?

Yes, that's right... that's me and

I'm on the job so you can just run along.

Go on, scoot. Off with you.

But, don't you want me to stick around and help?

Darkwing Duck needs help guarding a simple emerald? Ha!

Nothing could possibly get by me.

I'm the king of crime busting,

the Duke of detection.

Nothing escapes my eagle eye.

Not even the most miniscule...

Hey. How're you doing, guys?

Not even the most miniscule... guys!

The fearsome five!

Whatta ya know? It can count.

Unhand that priceless gem,

you yellow-jacketed yahoo.

Megavolt, Bushroot,

cash this do-gooders check.

I'm a little low on cash.

Mind if I charge it?

Yaaaa!

I guess this means it's my turn now, huh?

Oh, well, a plant's gotta do what a plant's gotta do.

Back or I'll nip you in the bud.

You're next, salad puss.

Idiots, liquidate him! Liquidate him!

Come on. I'm ready for anything.

Almost anything.

Are you under stress?

Tired of the pitfalls of being a hero?

What you need is an all expense paid trip

to oblivion.

New, improved, burglar in a bottle.

That does it! I'm outta here.

I can't stand to watch those idiots waste their superpowers.

Yoo hoo, here I come.

Lookee... a spring-a-ling.

And here you go, my little caped cupcake.

Nobody toys with Darkwing Duck and gets away with it!

Ha-ha-ha! Missed me.

Guess what time it is now?

Ah, springtime?

Mummy.

Yep, yep, yep. You see, Negaduck, you'll never steal the mystic eye

as long as Darkwing Duck is on duty.

Of course, I could be mistaken.

My plan is simple...

Not to mention incredibly brilliant,

now that I mention it.

This is where Megavolt, Quackerjack, Bushroot,

and the Liquidator have been sent.

Uh, isn't that the new maximum security supervillain prison?

Right. I'm going to get in there,

gain the confidence of those law-breaking lunatics

and find out where Negaduck's hideout is.

I'll have that gem back in two shakes of a Duck's tail.

Incredibly brilliant, D.W.

But how're you gonna get in?

Simple. I'll get myself arrested.

Gee, D.W., nothing personal, but you're not a supervillain.

Oh, no?

Launchpad, meet Jumping Quack Flash.

The Bouncing Baron of Badness.

Whoa! Nice hat.

So, huh-huhm when do we start?

Not we, Launchpad,

You'd only cramp my style. I can arrested on my own.

Uh. you sure you don't need any help with this?

Posilutely absotive.

Oh, how humiliating.

All my deadly vultures reduced to scaring crows.

Akk-akk.

Say, why so tense? Negaduck will get us out.

With Negaduck, relief comes fast, fast, fast...

Wheh, ha-ha...Quackerjack's giving me the creeps.

Somebody's got to tell him prison's not supposed to be fun.

Hey, guards, I'm almost out of weeds. Almost out of weeds.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Party down!

Look at him. He's nuts.

He's out of his tree. Completely insane.

Isn't he, my wittle bulbly wulbly?

Yes, let the cleansing power of prison life

wipe away your cares.

And your sanity.

I sure hope those losers are comfortable in prison.

'Cause I'm not bustin' 'em out.

Why should I? I don't need them.

I got the mystic eye.

It'll net me millions.

Those idiots! What a waste of superpowers.

If I had their powers,

this city would be mine in five minutes flat.

Oh, how sweet... A beautiful dove.

The symbol of peace.

Perhaps I should feed it... to a cat!

Arrroow!

Watch it, you fugitive from a fiddle factory!

This thing is worth a fortune.

How interesting.

If the mystic eye can steal that dove's ability to fly,

then it can steal the abilities of those superpowered simpletons.

Looks like I'm gonna visit my old chums in prison after all.

St. Canard, beware.

There's a new villain in town...

Roller Duck!

The wheeled wonder of wickedness.

I'll just snatch that yuppy's briefcase

and the cops'll take me in.

Yikes!

Come on, rocket. Nice rocket.

Pretty rocket. Come on, baby, come on!

Why do brave men flee the shadowed form?

Who is this dark mysterious figure?

He's the mighty Mallard menace...

Demolition Duck!

Yee@ They ought to lock me up just for wearing this ridiculous outfit.

Ok, no more Mr. Nice Duck.

I'm gonna march right into that store

and get myself busted.

Ok, we're leavin' real quiet like. You got me?

Cold cash and hot pastrami...

Huh-huh. My kinda heist.

I'm Demolition Duck and I'm gonna...

Oh, wow, man. How can I ever repay you?

I mean, you stopped those two robbers.

Ha-ha. My mistake.

He's a hero! He stopped those crooks!

Just what this city needs...

A new hero to replace that ridiculous Darkwing Duck.

I give up!

What's a Duck gotta do to

get arrested in this town?

We don't take kindly to jaywalking in this town, buddy.

We ought to lock him up just for wearing this ridiculous outfit.

All right! I'm going to the supervillain prison!

Hang on, pal.

You don't look like a supervillain to me.

What kind of powers do you have?

Ummm... check this out.

Woof woof! Oui, oui!

These frightening shadow creatures make me

Demolition Duck!

A master of terror. Trust me.

Good enough. Off to the superpokey with him.

If there's anything worse than slop,

it's cold slop.

I tell ya, if Negaduck doesn't break us out soon,

I'm gonna go stir crazy.

You gotta be kiddin'. This place is great.

Look, fellows, another fine inmate

brought to you by the St. Canard police force.

When it comes to nabbing hoods,

they've got the goods.

Now to find out where Negaduck's hiding...

I'll just subtly work my questions into the conversation,