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Greg: You're completely overreacting.

Charissa: It's gross, Greg,

really gross.

If you'd just wash the dishes

with hot water, we wouldn't have a problem.

Cold water's the exact same thing. It's science.

Wow. Um, so you weren't kidding

about their fights being a regular thing.

Watch this.

In 3 seconds, Charissa is gonna throw something.

3, 2, 1.

Charissa: Uh!

Greg: That almost hit me!

Charissa: Next time, I won't miss.

Thank God for security deposits.

Wow. If that is ever us, we're calling it.

Hey, that will never be us.

I don't wash dishes.

Well, then it'll definitely be us.

Ha ha! Hey, did you take your meds?

Uh, not yet. I will.

Greg: She's crazy. They're all crazy.

Charissa: He's crazy. You're all crazy.

Greg: Why'd you follow me out here?

I think that's our cue to leave.

- Like, right now. - Yeah.

Coop: Hey, man, you're gonna have to start paying rent,

you keep squatting here.

Name your price.

Damn. It's that bad?

Our new roommates are one fight away

from having to go on "Dr. Phil,"

and Jordan and I ain't said 3 words

to each other since we lost our last game.

Come on, bro. You got to handle that.

I ain't got time for that right now.

A brother is trying to graduate early.

- Wait. For real? - Yeah.

Ever since I helped out Deion,

I realised I don't want to lose out

on one dream because of another.

Graduating, psychology--

all that stuff's important to me,

so I worked out a deal with my advisor

to graduate early.

C'mon, man! A degree and a shot at the NFL?

Have you told your face this good news?

It's just gonna be a lot, man,

starting with this extra-credit paper

I got to finish by tomorrow.

OK. Well, hit me with it. Maybe I can help you out.

OK. I got to figure out

what makes a relationship work.

Yeah. Nope. I can't help you.

I mean, I ain't figured that part out myself.

It's all good. It's all good.

I'm about to head up to the cabin for the day

to finish reading these case studies.

You're not gonna watch the Sonoma game?

I am. What you know about it?

I know they've been on a mad winning streak,

and if that streak don't end today,

GAU don't make the playoffs.

So you do know about it.

I can't help it.

Ever since Grandma Wendy got in town,

she done had the news on 24/7.

This woman must love being depressed, OK?

You're not stressed about the game?

What good's it gonna do? Look.

If Sonoma wins,

then my college football career ends today,

and ain't nothing I can do about that.

The only thing I have control over

is this assignment, so I'mma go work on it

away from all this craziness.

OK. You seem mighty chill

for someone with so much riding on their future.

What can I say? I'm special.

Oh, yeah. You special, all right,

just not in the way that you think.

Ha ha!

Damn. I'd hate to be on the other side

of that left hook.

- Hey. - Hey.

Patience: Sorry.

Are you good?

Nope. I am pretty far from good.

Miko's lawyers have really, really ramped up

this whole "Patience is a villain" campaign

in the media, so I am starting

to understand how this punching bag feels.

Look, this will all be over soon, all right?

I know it's hard.

No. You don't know.

Every single day,

I have journalists calling me for a quote.

No. You just got to ignore them,

all right, shut out the noise.

How? How, Coop?

The damn news is on all the time.

The phone is always ringing.

And it is driving me crazy, so, no,

there is nowhere that I can go

to shut out the noise, OK?

Hey, you mean this whole time,

we could've been staring at our laptops together?

I finished a draft of my dad's book.

Liv, that's amazing. Congratulations.

I know how tough it's been for you.

Yeah.

Why are you not happy?

Because I don't know what the title is yet.

- So? -"So"?

Spencer, it's a big deal.

The title is the reason people pick up a book.

OK. Well, let's brainstorm.

Um, "The Billy Book,"

"The Book of Billy," "Billy the G.O.A.T."

You need to stop.

What? Your dad is the G.O.A.T.--

greatest of all time.

I know what it means, but that title is D.O.A.T.--

the dumbest of all time.

OK. D.O.A.T. Is not a thing.

You want me to read it?

Because I can come up with something.

Well, based off of your suggestions,

I think I'm good,

and I'm not ready for you to see it yet.

OK.

Ohh...

Has Ashley read it?

No. No one has.

Is there something you want to ask me about Ashley?

Is there something you want to tell me?

Spencer, he is just a friend.

Oh, trust me, I know,

but does he know that?

Yeah. Of course.

Come to the cabin with me.

Yes, I got to finish this paper,

but, you know, we can hang out,

just the two of us.

We can watch the Sonoma game,

go on that secret trail we discovered.

Mm-hmm, more quality time alone with you

sounds amazing.

I'm in.

Coop: Yo, Spence, is it cool

if, uh, Patience and I tag along to the cabin?

- Actually-- - Look.

I swear, we will not be in your way, OK?

Patience could just really use a break

from all things Miko.

Hey, you guys should totally come.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Y'all can go on a hike or something.

No, but we can definitely have a seat or something.

Spencer and I have a secret trail.

It's beautiful. I'll show you.

What part of "secret" do you not get?

Layla: Maybe we should just get a hotel room.

Jordan: Yeah. Well, we got to do something, right?

I mean, I'm not going back to the beach house

with Charissa and Greg still there.

They at it again?

Yeah. They're out of pocket, so--

Olivia: Well, why don't you guys come to the cabin with us?

Nah. We're good, you know?

I want to watch the Sonoma game.

Well, you can watch it with us at the cabin.

Any other excuses?

Yeah. I don't want to go.

Well, I think the cabin

sounds like a great idea.

- Do you? - Yeah.

We can relax. You know, we can watch the game...

Mm-hmm.

or we can always stay here and, you know,

discuss the merits of hot water versus cold.

Well, you know, sweetheart, I doubt that Spencer

wants us crashing, so--

No. Y'all should come. The more, the merrier.

OK. The cabin it is, I guess.

Great. It's gonna be fun.

Wendy: You know, I could really

get used to being here.

- How used to it? - Don't worry.

I'm not moving in. But this last week

has really been special with you and the kids.

Oh, we've enjoyed having you here, Mom.

Plus, the view's pretty great.

L.A.'s a pretty gorgeous city.

I'm talking about all the gorgeous guys.

That guy who was flirting with you

in the grocery store--

He was not flirting with me.

You know what?

You're worse off than I suspected.