Kade Haan Kade Naa

"Once a Singga, always a Singga."

"ullumanati."

"I have my roots in place."

"I am the talk of the town."

"I have my roots in place."

"I am the talk of the town."

"I am as well-known as Pablo."

"I am famous and infamous too."

"No one can get hold of me."

"Everyone seems to want a piece of me."

"You better listen up, girl,"

"When Singga starts talking."

"You better listen up, girl,"

"When Singga starts talking."

"No one can get hold of me."

"No one can get hold of me."

"Everyone seems to want a piece of me."

"You better listen up, girl,"

"When Singga starts talking."

"You better listen up, girl,"

"When Singga starts talking."

"It's Singga speaking, Bro."

"I don't believe in romancing in parks."

"I believe in breaking bones of my enemies."

"I believe in breaking bones."

"I don't believe in romancing in parks."

"I believe in breaking bones of my enemies."

"I have my stock updated in the silver box."

"On my left, always lies my Glock."

"I don't have time to woo anybody."

"I don't even have time to please anybody."

"You better listen up, girl,"

"When Singga starts talking."

"You better listen up, girl,"

"When Singga starts talking."

"I don't believe in internet fights."

"I believe in opening my heart for a few that I like."

"If anyone dares to mess with me."

"My gun does the talking for me."

"I don't believe in internet fights."

"I believe in opening my heart for a few that I like."

"If anyone dares to mess with me."

"My gun does the talking for me."

"Having enemies is not a child's play, baby."

"My enemies feel scared when they see me."

"You better listen up, girl,"

"When Singga starts talking."

"You better listen up, girl,"

"When Singga starts talking."

"It's Singga speaking, Bro."

Sir, Jacqueline is calling nonstop.

I guess Jacqueline won't take no for an answer.

She'll stop only after I agree to do a movie with her.

It's my face and not a field,

that you start watering it first thing in the morning.

If you want to offer water to the sun, why don't you do it somewhere else?

Wake up, boy. You are my sun.

It was such a dream

I was about to be offered a lead role opposite Jacqueline.

You flooded my dream with your waterfall.

Fine, go back to sleep.

Wake up only after your film has been released.

Let's go.

God know whether he'll ever become an actor.

But he has made the whole family crazy in the process.

I don't know who does he take after.

Everyone knows that he has taken after me.

If only your father-in-law had supported me,

I would be listed as one of the top ten legend heroines.

Hmm.

You know Sridevi used to look up to me?

Mother, you are the one spoiling him.

He should stop thinking about being an actor,

and help his father in his flower business.

That is what success means to us.

You will never think beyond flowers.

Right.

You never think about me being welcomed with flowers.

Other parents always encourage their children.

But you guys, you've done everything possible to discourage me except poison me.

Right, Grandma?

Don't expect anything from them, son.

They don't know what it takes to be an actor.

True.

Very soon you'll be saying, "It's Singga speaking, Bro."

Singga has been talking for quite some time now.

We'll know your worth when people start talking about you.

That time too shall come soon.

Come here, Grandma.

Let's take a selfie.

Sure, sure. Wait, let me wear a veil.

They and their damned selfies.

Wait, wait, wait.

There.

Come on, Grandma.

- Grandma? - Yes?

Your veil is new but your dress is quite old.

My dress won't show in the picture.

This is what all the girls do.

- Perfect. - Go for it.

There you go.

It's awesome.

Post it on Snapchat.

Right away.

Done.

Go away.

Go do some work.

You know, the flowers you put on the cars are famous?

Really?

Yes.

Dad, I met a couple, yesterday.

What did they say?

They said they had a child.

Okay.

Our child looks just like the flowers your father puts on the cars.

Flattery won't get you anywhere.

I am not going to give you a single penny this morning.

Come on Dad, I didn't even ask for anything.

You cannot take a compliment.

- You have a weak digestive system. - Really?

- Bye. - God bless you.

- Jaggi. - Yes?

His mother complains for no reason.

You'll see the day he becomes a hero,

Sunny Leone will play in our backyard.

Stop, stop, stop.

Keep this.

- Come back on time. - Bye, Dad.

Bye.

Babbu, how about sketching me for a change?

You are always busy sketching girls.

No, kiddo. Ladies first.

Why is he coming here?

- Run. - Yes.

- Oh no. - He'll ruin my day.

Good riddance.

Did he leave?

Yes, he left.

You are looking there for me, while I am waiting for you here.

I have work to do.

Even your forefathers have never worked a day in their life.

What work do you have?

Don't keep repeating the same dialogue every time.

I really have some work today.

Let me see what's your important work.

If I win, we will be going there.

If you win, we will still be going there.

Heads and tails.

There you go.

Let's go.

"What is wrong, brother? Why aren't you smiling?"

"What is wrong, brother? Why aren't you smiling?"

"Something is surely wrong. Why don't you tell me what it is?"

'Meet Sudde.'

'Ninja and hathori's aunt and balvir's sister.'

'She's 45 and still hasn't found her soul mate.'

'I doubt she ever will.'

- "He keeps making excuses." - Wait, wait, wait.

My turn to sing.

"He stayed out for 12 years and he brought back screaming blue."

- What? - Screaming blue.

"Come back hathori, I wait for you."

'That's Ninja, hathori's twin.'

'He has completely lost his mind.'

God finally decided to bless you with this opportunity.

'That's balvir.'

'Ninja and hathori's father.'

'He's half Japanese and half Punjabi.'

'His Japanese wife is long dead.'

'But he still suffers from the Japanese hangover.'

Brother, I still haven't seen the girl's picture.

Is she beautiful?

Don't ask about the girl, Brother.

She is so beautiful that the mirror breaks if she stands before it.

She has broken many mirrors.

Be careful, there might be some glass under your feet as well.

Juice, please.

'That's Uncle Sushi.'

'balvir's only Japanese brother-in-law.'

'He lost his memory in an accident.'

'He didn't even realise when he became a Punjabi.'

- Have some juice, please. - Sure.

Brother, the way Sushi and you are dressed makes me feel like I am in Japan.

It is all thanks to my Japanese wife.

She made me vow before she died that,

I shouldn't let her brother act like a Punjabi.

What about his wedding?

You'll get him married in Japan?

I haven't lost my mind, Brother.

When I can get myself a Japanese wife,

why can't he get a local wife?

Don't worry, Brother-in-law.

I already have a girlfriend.

I am confident that you will marry pretty soon.

Now go offer some juice to others as well.

We don't plan to bathe in it.

- Good idea. - Go to hell.

Brother?

Brother?

Where is hathori?