My Date with the President's Daughter

Hallie, It's Time To Wake Up.

Your Mother And Father Are Waiting For You.

Phillis, It's Saturday. People Are Supposed To Sleep Late On Saturday.

Ordinary People, Dearie.

Now, Here Are Your Clothes For Today.

The Nuns At School Get To Wear Hotter Stuff Than That.

The Limo Leaves In An Hour, So Hurry Up. Don't Let Grass Grow Under Your Feet.

Another Fund-Raiser. Another Photo Op.

Another Boring Day In The Life Of Hallie Richmond.

Morning.

Good Morning, Sweetheart.

Morning, Daddy.

Morning, Sweetie.

Eat Your Eggs, Baby. They're Getting Cold.

"I Believe That The Young People Of This Country Are The One And Only Hope For The Future."

- Pass The Jam, Please. - Paul, I Mean, Come On.

I Might As Well Say I'm In Favor Of Mom, Apple Pie And Puppies.

They Also Want To Send A Crew To Follow You And Barbara Around For A Day.

Follow Us ? Why ?

You Know,

"A Day In The Life Of The First Lady."

Hmm.

Pass The Jam Please ?

Thank You.

Mr. President,

Have You Seen The Latest Polls ?

No.

Hmm. Olsen.

Honey, Are You Telling Me Those Aren't Hair Implants ?

- George. - Am I Wrong Or Right ?

Let's Not Start On That Again.

You're Much Better Looking Than He Is.

Right.

Hallie, Please Hurry Up. We're Leaving In 15 Minutes.

Can't I Stay Home Just This Once ?

Honey,

Your Father's Doing A Speech On Family,

And It Would Be Nice If The People Could See His Family.

You Still Have To Go.

Daddy ?

You Have To Go.

Morning.

Morning.

Morning.

How Are You ?

Good.

Kelly, Schneider, Black Suits Again.

You Guys Should Really Try To Expand Your Wardrobe.

Gee.

Have To Remember, When You're Making Your Speech, Try To...

Work The Word "Family" In As Much As Possible Without Being Obvious.

Family.

Yes, Sir.

Like, "And In Closing, I Would Just Like To Say Family, Family, Family, Family...

Family, Family, Family."

Like, Something Like That ?

Maybe One Less "Family," Mr. President.

One Less. Okay.

Um, Daddy, Did I Tell You About The Dance Next Friday At School ?

Everybody's Gonna Be There.

Friday, Honey, We're Gonna Be, Uh-- We're Gonna Be In Houston.

But Daddy, It's The Last Major Dance Of The Year, And I've Already Missed All The Others.

Hallie, Dear, It's An Election Year,

So We All Have To Make Some Sacrifices.

Sacrifices. I Go To An All-Girl School,

And I'm The Only One In My Grade Who Hasn't Been On A Date.

Sweetheart, Listen, I'm Sorry, But It's Gonna Have To Be Another Time. Okay ?

Is Reid Gonna Be There Today ?

All Of The Vice President's Children Will Be There. Yes. Including Reid.

I Hate Reid. He's Always Trying To Make A Move On Me.

Hallie !

It Is My Hope-- It Is My Hope...

That Day Care Centers Like This Will Help Working People--

Working Families--

Breathe A Little Easier, Knowing That Their Children Are Safe.

I Grew Up In A Traditional Family.

When We Got Home From School,

There Was Always Somebody There.

But Things Have Changed Since Then. Most Of The Parents--

Listen. There's A Great New Dance Club Opening Up Tonight Called Club Alien.

What Do You Say, You And Me ? Huh ?

Sorry. I Don't Date Out Of My Species.

You Don't Date At All. Come On. It's Not Like You've Got Any Other Options.

You Have Ten Seconds To Get Your Tentacles Off Of Me.

'Cause We All Have Children Of Our Own.

Ten, Nine, Eight,

Seven...

I Have One. The Vice President Has Three.

...Three, Two, One.

And I Want To Finish By Challenging Congress...

To Pass My Family Leave Package...

To Show America...

That We Care About Our Children !

Thank You.

Thank You.

Mr. President.

We Have A Few Minutes. It'd Be A Great Opportunity To Work The Crowd.

Oh. Yeah. Honey, Uh, Let's, Uh-- Watch-- Watch Your Step.

Thanks Very Much. Howdy.

I Hate It When He Does This.

How Are You ?

Good To See You. Hi.

Thanks For Coming. Thank You Very Much. How Are Ya ? Good To See Ya.

Wow.

Picture This.

You're Drivin' Her Home From The Dance Tonight. It's Been A Perfect Evening.

You Pull Over By A Lake Or Some Other Body Of Water. Chicks Like That.

You Put This On. I'm Telling You, My Friend, She'll Lose Control.

She Will Lose Control And Barf On You.

You Want Make-Out Music, Curtis ? Stick With The Classics.

- Yeah, Right. - Excuse M Sir.

Do You Have Change For A Dollar ? Actually, Let Me Grab That. Okay ?

Okay. Come On. Give It Up. Give Up The Change !

There's Some. You're Cheap. Fifty Cents ? Seventy-Five Cents. Come On.

There It Is. There It Is.

Come On, Duncan.

- We're In A Public Place. - Uh, Speaking Of Public, Look At This.

You Got This Right In Public. Check That Out. No, I Didn't. Look At This.

You Wanna See Something Cool ?

We Don't Wanna See That Here, Duncan.

Come On. Look At This. It's Really Cool. Hey, Watch This. Ready ? Two Rings.

- Come On, Duncan. -

Huh ? Not Too Bad, Huh ?

That's Real Cool, Duncan.

The Babes Will Be All Over You... With Sticks.

Duncan, You Gotta Cut This Stupid Magic Stuff Out, All Right ?

- People Are Gonna Think You're A Dork. - You Used To Like This Stuff.

I Used To Like Sesame Street Too. Now Let's See If You Can Magically Conjure Up A Date...

For The Dance Tonight.

Uh, I'm Not Going To The Dance.

See, The Dance Is For Morons.

Don't Be Such A Wuss. Just Ask Somebody.

I'm Not Ask--

Hey !

Hey, What ?

Hey, Sorry I Didn't Get Out Of Your Way Fast Enough.

Sir.

Steve Ellinger. Can't Believe That Jerk's Still Hanging Around Here.

At Least He Was Nice Enough To Flunk Out Of School.

You Know It.

Remember That Time In Sixth Grade He Gave You A Swirly There, Duncan ?

Thanks For Reminding Me Of That.

And That Wedgie He Gave You In The Seventh Grade ?

The Wedgie ! I Remember The Wedgie. That Was Good.

Duncan, Duncan.

Look. Right There Is The Secret To Getting Girls.

- Why Don't You Give Me Your Number ? - What, Being On Parole ?

No, No. Be Aggressive. Girls Like A Guy Who's Aggressive And Strong.

Not-- Not Geeks Who Do Magic Tricks.

Look, Both Of You. I Could Get A Date For The Dance. Okay ? I Choose Not To.

Yeah.

Fifty Bucks Says You Can't.

I Don't Know.

Hey, Come On, Duncan. It's Easy Money.

Well, Well, Unless You're Afraid.

Afraid ! Stop Right There. No Thank You. Not Afraid.

You Guys Got A Deal, Chumps: 50 Bucks. I'll Bring A Date. You Bring The Cash. All Right ?

No Paid Escorts.

And No Cousins, Duncan.

Fifty Bucks Richer.

And Half Of It's Mine.

Okay, Duncan. Come On.

You're Gonna Be Aggressive. Ask The Next Girl You See. The Very Next One.

After Her.

And Her.

Definitely Her.

Oh, I Give Up.

Hey.

Oh, Hey ! Excuse Me.

Do You Happen To Have This In A Smaller Size ?

I-I-I--

I Don't Work Here.

Oh. Sorry. Well, Tell Me Anyway. Which One Doou Think...

Would Look Better On Me-- And Be Completely Honest.

Okay.

Mm-Hmm.

Actually, I Think They Both Look Good.

Typical Boy. Can't Make Up Your Mind.

You Know, When I Said That I Just Meant That I'm Sure Whichever One You Buy,

It's, Uh-- It's Gonna Look Great On You.

Oh. That's Sweet.

I'm Hallie.

Uh, Duncan. Duncan Fletcher.

Nice To Meet You.

What You Got There ?

Oh, It's Just Something I Bought At The Magic--

Sporting Goods Store.

Oh. So What Sports Are You Into ?