Young & Hungry

Come on, Gabi, let's go. Happy Hour is almost over.

I want cheap appetizers and hot guys.

Or hot appetizers and cheap guys.

Either is cool as long as one of them is covered in ranch

Do you know who also like ranch? Josh!

And also Thousand Island but, funny story...

Not Blue Cheese.

Do you know the definition of funny story?

Hey, Sofia!

Did Gabi tell you about my little party?

She's going to a happy hour.

So Caroline has gone to NY city to pick out a Vera Wang wedding dress...

With her friend, Vera Wang...

Anh while she's gone, I'm gonna invite my programmer bro over to party.

Guess what I'm gonna call it.

A programmer party...

Told you.

Wanna hear what I'm making?

- Yes. - No.

Cilantro jalapeno poppers

That's hot.

Mac and cheess top with BBQ potatoes chip

- Don't stop. - Chili cheese fries with sour cream.

- Keep going. - And for dessert...

- Yeah? - Double-stuffed deep-fried oreos.

Oh, my God!

Ugh, I never thought I'd miss the Blue Cheese Story.

- Bye! - Bye!

What the hell was that?

What?

You two just had...

An oreo-gasm!

I mean, I finally get why you don't care about meeting guys anymore.

You treat Josh like he's your boyfriend.

I do not!

Please... You're so hung up on him.

No, I'm not, okay? We had one drunken night a month ago.

I'm over that!

Oh, really? You're over it?

When was your last date?

What was last Saturday?

The twelfth.

Then, uh...

Four months ago.

You might be right, Sofia.

Thank you! You need to get back out there, start dating again.

Turn your taxi light on, so guys know you're available.

Oh, and I am.

Taxi Gabi's ready fo' a ride.

Well, that worked fast.

Hey there!

Hi!

You going down?

Well... not without dinner and a movie.

So, my building's a little bit of a... Step down from yours.

You have a doorman... I have a chalk outline of a doorman...

Listen, I'd invite you in, but I went a little fast with the last guy...

We had one night together and then...

The next day, he proposed...

To someone else.

Sounds like a country song.

Yeah.

Um, I'm cool to take it slow...

I have an early morning anyway, I should go.

Yeah, you...

You should go.

I should.

You should really go.

Hey.

Sounds like that went well.

Sofia, he's smart...

He's funny...

And he's a great kisser.

What I hear you saying "Thank you, Sofia!"

Yes! Thank you, Sofia!

You're the best friend ever!

Cam is sweet and thoughtful and he totally respects the fact that I wanna go slow.

Wait... what if just left because he doesn't like me?

How good does it feel to lose your self-esteem over a guy, again?

So good!

- Yeah! - Yeah!

- Hey, Gabi. - Hey, Yolanda!

How are you on this perfect, beautiful, angel-like morning?

Someone's either on a sugar high or a "got them some sugar" high.

Well, I know I don't usually talk about my personal life at work

because I didn't have one, but...

I do now!

Really? Who's the lucky guy?

Did you meet him online?

No, on nine!

His name's Cam, he lives in the building.

I met him in the elevator.

The elevator?!

Why the hell didn't I think of that?

I mean, it's free, it's close by, and if a man lives in this fancy-pants building,

he can afford some fancy pants.

Speaking of...

What are you skipping for?

Did Channing Tatum come out the closet?

I'm happy because I'm about to get invited to Josh's party, watch.

Hey, Josh.

I got a surprise for your party.

An advanced copy of "Corpses of War 15".

"Corpse-Pocalypse?" Yes! I've been dying to play this game.

Me too!

And since it's so hard to get...

I was wondering, is there anyone else you want to invite?

Someone who loves this game or...

Someone who just said he loves this game?

Yes! My buddy Amir.

A... what? Who?

Thanks, Elliot!

Looks like the only skipping you doing is the party.

Oh, God, I just crack myself up!

Hi, I'm Cam. I'm here to see Gabi.

Cam, Cam, the elevator man!

Hey Cam! What are you doing here?

I know you're working, but I just wanted to stop by real quick

and tell you what a great time I had last night.

Aww, well, you know, you coulda just texted me.

You can't text this.

Cam, I'm at work.

Hmmm...

That some sweet-tasting lip gloss.

Thanks!

You're not allergic to frosting, are you?

I don't know, is anything swelling up?

Oh, sweet lord.

So... tonight...

I'd love to!

- You were gonna ask me out, right? - Yeah.

Ah, great! There's this great new bar I've been dying to try.

Kinda over the bar scene.

Oh yeah, to... It's so loud and phony.

Hi there!

- I'm Josh - Cam.

Uh, so, I hear you live in the building.

Do you live in the penthouse too?

Uh, no, I'm on nine.

Oh, nine... I heard those places are cute!

Real cozy.

Okay, thanks for stopping by.

Uh, do you wanna pick me up around eight?

How about seven? It's sooner.

Okay.

- Great meeting you. - Alright.

Real pleasure.

How great is he?

I don't like him.

- What? - There's something off about him...

- His face is... - Gorgeous?

- No, his eyes, they're... - Deep pools of sapphire?

- His entire demeanor is... - Sexy as hell!

Thank you, Yolanda.

Look, you asked, I'm just telling you.

I got a gut feeling about him.

My gut is never wrong.

Your gut is wrong this time.

No, it isn't!

Gabi, I'm telling you, you should stop seeing him.

What? Josh! No, there's nothing wrong with him!

Yes, there is! I'm not sure what, but there's something about him.

It's only a matter of time before it comes out.

And when it does, mark my words, you're gonna be sorry you didn't listen to me.

Oh, really? Well I think you're the one who's gonna be sorry

that you didn't listen to me when the truth doesn't come out,

which sounds wrong, but, in fact, is right, like you were not about Cam.

I think I made my point.

- I love you. - I love you too.

And... the truth comes out.

Anyway, Josh told Cam his place is "cozy".

I mean, it was so mean and judge-y.

It was kinda like us when we watch "The Bachelor".

Oh, my God. It is so obvious what's going on.

I know...

What?

Josh is jealous of you and Cam.

Why?!

Why?

Why would he be jealous? He's engaged to be married.

Because you guys slept together!

Look, men are like dogs.

Once a dog pees on a tree, he doesn't one another dog peeing there.

Josh can't pick who pees on me.

Yeah!

Exactly! He's not the boss of you!

Actually he is... This is not really fair!

Not fair!

Look, you want Josh out of your personal life?

Well, then you're just gonna have to be professional...

- And set some boundaries... - Okay, alright...

I'm gonna set one right now.

You're not going any higher.

Oh, sweet! Woody's coming tonight.

Guess who he's bringing.

Buzz Lightyear?

Elliot, is everything okay?

Yeah...

I just don't care about your party.

I've got plans of my own, big plans I can't talk about.