Saamy

All characters & incidents in this film are fictitious.

lt's all stabbings & killings one hears about Tirunelveli.

They are always carrying a sickle saying to cut grass or thorns.

lf they get angry, they hack down people.

You said you're going to a marriage. But you're not wearing any jewels.

lf l wear jewellery ,

l don't know if l can reach the destination safely.

Lorries are banned to ply on this road. But, who follows rules here?

Yesterday also 2 people were stabbed here.

Generally people come to temple after bath.

But these people come drunk to the temple.

lf there's a wine shop opposite the temple.

They will come drunk to the temple.

Lord Nellaipparsamy must find a way out for us.

One beer!

Still you've not fully recovered from last night's drinking binge.

Still, you want beer.

A beer so early in the morning! Who are you man?

Saamy!

They've strewn leaves on the path.

4 ''idlies''. l don't want chutney & ''sambar''.

Do you want to choke yourself to death eating just ''idlies''?

Watch!

He has turned ''idlies'' into a paste.

He has turned beer into buttermilk.

l've seen many varieties of ''idlies''!

But for the first time l'm seeing a beer ''idly''.

You look new to the place. Who are you? - Saamy.

Hail Saamy! who eats ''idly'' with beer.

Hailing me!

Selling oil to an Arab! Selling ice to an Eskimo.

Hey! lsn't he having hiccups! Give him water.

Water! Who'll drink?

Lord Arumugasaamy has a spear as weapon.

Lord Ayyanarsaamy has trident as a weapon in his hands.

Lord Ganesha's place is Pillaiyarpatti.

For a man singing & dancing on road. With a full bottle of beer.

What's this Saamy? Your song has lulled down.

Saamy needs a kick! - What do you want us to do?

Beat the drums! - Hey! beat the drums boy!

Buddy, sing a lively song.

lt's Tirunelveli ''halwa''! lt's Trichy's Rockfort.

What?

l'm the Saamy who gave ''laddu'' to Tirupathi Saamy (God).

''Halwa'' of this Theft shop, Old woman of ''ldli'' shop.

lf you hear the noise of batons... lt's Saamy!

Lord Nellaiapparsaamy will secure us like a fence.

l'll be a fence, if you come to me.

Lord Kanthimathi saamy will fulfill your wishes.

l'll come to you & fulfill your wishes.

A train is whistling beside the Palayamkottai jail.

Never make fun of any one calling him egg.

lf you keep an egg on an egg lt'll become 8.

Don't insult anyone calling him a drunkard.

l'm a man who can withstand 500ml of local stuff also.

Silk of Kancheepuram Shaven head of Palani.

Liquor of Pondicherry Jasmine of Madurai.

l'm a bull gifted to the temple.

lf l get angry entire gang will vanish.

Betel leaves of Kumbakonam, aren't enough for me.

She's grinding like the local sugar mill.

Our fragrance will be pleasing. Did a beauty come?

l had seen MGR's films sitting on sand at a touring talkies.

l'm master of my own destiny.

l spent my days sleeping in lorry sheds of Uthukottai.

l'm an expert in breaking bones with a baton.

Butter of Utthukuli. Jaggery of Tiruchendur.

What's there in Chennai? Not a drop of water.

Test the waters before entering into it.

Tell me if there's any one to challenge me.

You'll get a kick, if you take ''Tuticorin Salt''.

l'm the famed Dindugul lock. What l'm saying is right.

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Hey! Why are you creating trouble here?

He has beaten me!

Hey!...How dare you touch me?

lf a man gets drunk & creates trouble in my station limits,

Won't l hold him by his neck?

l'll beat you.

You're under arrest! - Do you've a warrant?

Will this Punctuality Paramasivam come without a warrant?

Take it man! Read it.

Sir, please come to station with me. Your's `Punctuality Paramasivam'.

What's this? - Under arrest.

`Upper' arrest is enough for you.

Throwing bottles!

Did you see how perfectly l found out?

Statesmanship!

One must have intelligence first.

Don't think l'm not brave enough.

ln a jiffy, l can break open the gate & beat you.

Why do you want to break? lt's already open.

Hey! Catch it...Catch it... Couldn't you tell me it isn't locked?

Hey! Wait...he's having the bail order.

lt's against law, if we keep a man in jail with a bail.

Will you give me the bail and come out of the jail?

lf you write on a white paper, it's warrant.

lf Gandhi smiles on a green note, is it a bail order?

You're maintaining law & order perfectly. - Sir bail!

Sir, how can you release after filing F.l.R?

Put this man into the jail instead of him.

We can change people but can we change names?

What's this man's name? - Kuppusaamy.

That man's name? - Saamy.

Add `Kuppu' before Saamy's name.

And put this `Kuppa' (trash) into the jail.

How did you manage it?

You were arrested yesterday but out today.

lt's the power of money.

Where can l get this `matter'? - You mean `Marijuana'?

lf you go to ''Rettai Marathadi'' and ask for 'sugar cane refuse'.

You'll get it.

'Sugar cane refuse'? - That's the other name of Marijuana.

Do you get girls here?

Girls! MLA is running it as a wholesale trade in Melapalayam.

Ward & district level leaders are doing it in retail in lodges.

Not only that spurious liquor is brewed behind the market.

There are hired henchmen in Palayamkottai.

There are hired killers in our area.

Rowdies are spreading out to 4 states from our place only.

Annachi Perumal Pitchai is the king pin of this illegal trade.

Why are you asking me all the details?

l never asked, you told me everything yourself.

Oh! ls this known as making others sing?

Hey! What's going on man? Leave him...

Hey what did he do? - Sir, he stole my briefcase.

How dare you steal a briefcase in the middle of a busy town?

Give it to me.

Constable, put him into the jeep.

Whose briefcase is this?

Sir, it's mine, there are Rs.3 lakhs cash in it.

Let it be there! Come to the station, sign the papers and take it.

Hey! Why are you gathering around here? Go away.

Sir greetings! - Who's stopping the police jeep?

lf police like you resort to stealing, what do we thieves do then?

Give me way.

Brother, you can't go from here without answering me.

Hey! Run over the jeep on him.

He said he's Saamy (God) but he's beating like a devil.

Give it man.

Hey, stop it man!

How dare a rowdy like you beat a policeman?

Am l a vandal and you a policeman?

You're not a D.D. Dandapani but KD(vandal) Dandapani.

Looks like you'll give your uniform to make him a policeman.

He's a wastrel, you're supporting him. Arrest him.

l know whom l should arrest. Who are you?

One, two, three, four, five...

l'm Aru(Six) Saamy.

Deputy Commissioner of Police, Tirunelveli city.

Bloody rascal, you were stealing spare parts in lorry sheds.

And you're robbing people here?

Arrest him.

Did you salute me or your big bellies?

Once more... - Yes sir.

He's taking us to task for salute. Don't know what's in store.

Who hoisted this flag? - l did sir.

You've hoisted it 3 inches lower!

l couldn't see 3 inch difference at the height of 30 feet.

Then, you wouldn't be able to see a thief 30 feet away from you.

One week's suspension!

Oh God! Then l think l'll be dismissed.

Do you know march past? - They've forgotten all that.

Poor guys!

They've become like statutes standing in one place for 20 years.

But l'm not like them sir if you say l'll achieve it.

lf you say milk l'll become butter if you say pulse l'll become sambar.

lf l say fire, will you immolate yourself?

Will you kill if l pay you money?

Will you throw out Kuppa (trash) and add `Kuppa' to Saamy's name.

First zip up your pant. - Yes sir.

Look here! l'm telling everyone.

Go and get drunk any where.

Wear shoes or not? Cut hair or not?

Wear uniform or not? Wear your cap or not?

l'm not bothered about all these.

You must follow the orders strictly, if anyone bungles or refuses.

No warnings, suspensions or dismissals.

l'll kill you overnight and throw your bodies into river Thamaraparani.

Mind it!

100 Criminals might escape, forget about them.

But an innocent should never be punished.

A policeman must be proud.

lf anyone disturbs peace in public places. Bash him up right there.

We must be a friend to people and a rogue to rogues.

We policemen should salute only our National flag.

lt's a town with a radius of just 5 kms.

Though so many policemen are here, still crimes are being committed regularly.

Who's responsible for it?

Mr.Paramasivam! - Yes sir.

Buses, lorries plying in Tirunelveli,

Wine shops, jewellery shops, provision shops,

Lodges, hotels, colleges businessmen, students,

Government servants, lawyers, doctors,

l want the entire list of people in this town within 24 hours.

Why do you want doctors list?

l must know the number of fake doctors.

Unwanted lorries shouldn't enter the town.

Buses shouldn't stop at unnecessary places.

No one should be in a petty shop for more than 10 minutes.