Truth or Dare

Can I get a pack of Morley's?

Yeah.

Truth or dare, Giselle?

Please, I don't wanna play anymore. Please.

Truth or dare?

No, no! No!

I'm sorry, I don't have a choice.

You do have a choice.

And I can honestly say,

the pure joy you will feel from literally building someone's home,

it will stay with you for the rest of your life.

Unlike all the nights you won't remember,

and the hangovers you're really gonna want to forget.

So, for a spring break alternative that is really good for the soul,

please consider Habitat for Humanity.

Okay.

Hey!

Hi!

So, I've been doing some thinking, and I forgive you.

For what?

For saying you can't come on spring break. I know you didn't mean it.

- Markie. - Yeah.

I love you so much, you know that.

But I can't. I already signed up for Habitat.

- I know. - Yeah, I'm a trip leader.

No, I know, I know. It's just...

This is our last spring break. Ever.

And the thought of doing that without my best friend?

That breaks my heart.

Since high school, you and I haven't spent more than a week away from each other.

This is our last chance to have some fun

before life tears us apart.

- I mean, when you put it that way... - Yeah.

No, still can't.

Okay. Olivia, whatever happened to "Between you and the world, I choose you"?

- I still mean that. - Do you?

Yes, most of the time. This just, you know, isn't one of those times.

Okay, all right.

You know, I really didn't wanna have to do this,

but you've left me no other choice.

I unsigned you up.

- You what? - Yeah.

I told Habitat you got shingles.

Which is kind of funny because roofs have shingles and...

- Markie, that is so... - Brilliant.

Thank you!

Okay, if you come with us for this one week of spring break debauchery,

we will all build houses with you for two weeks over the summer.

We said one week.

We said two. It'll help with your med school applications.

Like I need the help.

He's in, full 14 days.

So, what's it going to be, Liv?

I mean, your feeble set of hands for one week, or all of ours for two?

I mean, you're really just being selfish if you don't come with us.

Oh, my God!

What did you put in here?

Shoes.

- It worked? - Well, that depends.

Are you really gonna help me build houses this summer?

You had me at "boys with tools."

And Markie's nothing if not persistent.

Yup, that is her most annoying quality.

Glad you're with us, Girl Scout.

Well, you know we've always been a package deal.

Oh, yeah. I'm well aware of that.

- Are you? - Yeah. I'm okay with it.

Mmm.

- You ready? - So ready.

Okay, let's go.

Let's do it.

- Do we have everything? - Yeah.

Now we do.

Ooh, ooh!

Spring break, bitches!

That's right, bitches!

There it is! We're in Mexico.

- Rosarito! Spring break! - Spring break!

Who's ready for some cervezas?

- Margaritas! - Actually, this is like our fourth.

- I love you. - I love you!

- Such a babe. My God. - What about me?

Mexico!

Tyson is about to run into the water and get eaten by a shark.

Beer run, let's go!

We're not drunk yet.

Are you straight? Are you straight? Are you straight?

All poles, no holes, you know that.

Hey, get a room.

Lonely souls here at the bar.

- Who wants shots? - Drink, drink!

Sand dollar! Lucky charm.

Sober friend right here.

There, there. Yeah! Oh, shit!

I love this.

Whoo!

If you guys watch this later, I love you, Markie.

Love you, Liv.

Love you, Pen. Love you, Brad. I love you, Ty.

Let's leave these losers behind. Let's go.

I just want to go to one more bar.

Ole!

Oh, I wanna lay you! Let's go back to the hotel. Come on.

Wow.

They are really going for it.

Well, if you can't beat 'em...

- Oh! - Mmm-hmm.

Just like that?

Okay, tell me what's going on.

Uh, last night in Mexico. And...

And we're the only two losers not dancing.

Mmm. If you can call that dancing.

Definitely not.

Is that for your YouTube channel?

No, no. YouTube's for my volunteer stuff and Snapchats are just for fun.

Um, I'm gonna go to the senoritas'. I'll be right back.

Come on.

Hey, I thought you were done with this shit.

You're moving in with Lucas, to D.C., remember?

- Yeah. Yeah. - What are you doing?

I'm sorry. I'm so stupid.

I'm just drunk, okay? You're seriously the best friend ever.

- You good? - Yeah.

Look who I found, trying and failing to salsa.

- Oh! Cool. - I wasn't that bad.

- Hey. - Hey.

- I missed you. Welcome back. - I missed you.

I missed you, too.

Yeah.

Olivia! What?

Ronnie? Hi. What are you doing here?

Oh, I'm just skiing. What do you think I'm doing here?

I'm getting my spring break on. Do you wanna join me?

No. Thanks.

Hey, where's Markie? Maybe we could do a little ménage à trois?

You know what? She's actually with her boyfriend. Lucas.

What about, like, a ménage à dos?

- It's just... - Not happening, pal.

Oh, yeah? Is there a problem, pal?

No. Just surprised she hasn't punched you in the face yet.

Guess she's nicer than I am.

Oh, yeah? How about I punch you in the face? Huh?

Wouldn't be the worst thing that's happened to me this week.

Okay, Ronnie, calm down. Seriously, you gotta let it go. All right?

I saw Delta Phi in the back. They're doing shots.

So you should really go check it out.

I can't say no to shots. Everyone knows that.

That's why I'm gonna leave. Not 'cause of what you said.

You think I'm too nice?

It's a good thing. Except when dealing with guys at bars, so...

Feel free to tell me to piss off.

Maybe I just like being nice.

Can I give it a shot?

I'm Carter.

Olivia.

- Buy you a drink? - Yeah.

Another beer, and a margarita for the lady.

Come on! There's gotta be an all-night bar around here somewhere.

We still have that tequila back in the room.

But it's our last night in Mexico. I don't wanna go back to the room.

I know a place we can go.

I'm sorry. Who are you?

It's a bit of a hike, but it's worth it.

Hmm.

Or you can just tell me to piss off.

I think the hotel room sounds pretty good. Yeah.

Oh, come on. It's our final spring break.

"Before life tears us apart."

Right.

We're almost there.

I should have worn my hiking shoes.

Um, okay.

Should I lay down some bread crumbs?

Wait, guys, be careful.

I wonder what that means.

How's your Spanish, Brad?

Come on, guys, let's go!

Wow. This place is interesting.

Kinda terrifying.

There's nothing to be afraid of. Promise.

Yeah, this is way better than a club.

Hey. You okay?

Uh, yeah. Yeah.

Just a little tired.

Yeah. We won't stay long.

Where's the tequila?

Hope you've had your tetanus shot.

I gotta piss.

- Nice. Thank you. - Cool, cool. Thanks, man.

Oh!

Ugh!

Whoa! Oh! Chill out, O-dog, it's just me.

Ronnie, did you follow me here?

You can't keep Ron-Ron from a party.

What the hell?

This smells horrible. What is it? What?

Yo, beer me, bro.

Oh, great, Ronnie's here.

Sure thing, bro.

Um...