Royal Pains

Previously on Royal Pains.

For a man who was engaged just a few days ago,

you certainly don't waste any time.

My people are waiting for their future queen.

Oh!

We know how little you care about the board

And being on a gala committee, so we hate to ask you this,

but we could use a favor.

How can I help?

I'll bet a hundred.

A hundred.

$100,000.

Sold to the beautiful Ms. Houston.

Hank.

You actually thought you had...

Well, I texted, and you said...

Oh, that was you?

I should go.

Well, you're already here.

Why don't you come in?

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I am quite aware of the danger, Mr. Chen.

I was only asking because...

We both need to exercise caution

and keep our circle small.

That is how we protect everyone.

Gus?

Paige. Welcome to your castle.

This does not look like my castle.

Gus, where's the progress?

Like this.

My business partner and I got this gorgeous

Turn-of-the-century banister two weeks ago,

And you haven't even taken it out of the box?

Antique, huh?

Those take a while to install.

We have a baby coming in three months.

Oh, yeah. I see the glow now.

- We're adopting. - Oh, that makes more sense.

Look, we need a home to bring our daughter to,

and it can't have dust, or exposed wires,

Or a staircase with no banister.

I want progress.

I'm on it.

Thank you.

Two more boxes of iodine swabs should do it.

And, uh, we're going back to powder-free latex gloves.

Next order of business is, uh, next week's schedule.

So, Hank, I know you wanted those camp physicals

To take place on Tuesday, there's a conflict,

so they're gonna be Monday.

I'm hoping you can do those solo.

Look at you. You're a natural.

I still can't believe you're about to have one of your own.

Our little Evan, just all grown up.

Pretty sure I've been grown up for a while, guys,

- but thank you. - I'm serious, Ev.

I'm proud of you.

I'm really excited to be an uncle.

And I'm going to be an aunt.

I mean, you know, not technically,

but I am still your baby's aunt. Accept it.

I do accept it, and I love it,

and thank you so much for the practice.

Here, go to Mama.

Here you go, Sashi.

And since we're already off topic,

I'm actually gonna jump

Right to my post-HankMed meeting addendum.

Here you go.

A Mamaroo, a Bugaboo, and a "pooj snug?"

"Puj Snug."

Okay. What is all this?

It's a baby gift registry.

Yeah. In the interest of time,

I've assigned each of you gifts to purchase.

But Paige and I promise to look surprised.

I'm not even gonna make fun of you for this.

Well, I make no such promise.

But I'm gonna cut this short. Raj will be here any minute,

And I've got to go to a meeting with my lawyers.

"Lawyers?" Plural?

- What are they all doing? - Yeah.

We're waiting for Rafa and his lawyers

to make their next move.

Don't worry, I'll be fine. You go in to the city.

Yeah? You sure? You and Jeremiah can cover me?

I can. Jeremiah's not in town.

What? Where'd he go?

A staffing trip for Boris, I think.

Did you say that you have a patient in Manhattan?

Yeah, I'm going with Olympia.

Houston, he's spending the weekend with her.

Do you have any idea who this woman is?

Olympia Houston.

No, seriously, I'm talking about her ex-husbands.

- Nothing? - Nothing.

So these are men who have risen to the top of their fields.

Like, they've built empires, but only after marrying her.

She's a kingmaker, Henry.

King Henry has kind of a ring to it.

So I guess she proves the old "behind every great man" adage.

Let's just say we can thank Olympia Houston

for the auto bailout, the Freedom Tower,

And the peaceful re-annexation of Hong Kong.

Well, I'm spending the weekend with her,

Not re-annexing Hong Kong.

Of course not. It's re-annexed now.

That's what I just said.

What was I thinking, though? If you're with Olympia Houston,

you can afford more than a freaking Bugaboo.

Raj!

Sorry to interrupt.

Oh, perfect timing. Sashi's ready to go.

Great to see you again, Raj.

Same here.

- Come here. - Ah.

I honestly still can't believe after Divya jilted you like that

You guys ended up friends.

Mm.

It was a surprise for us too.

Okay, I better go. Good to see you again.

You forgot your registry.

No, I did not.

Hold up. Wait a sec... wait up.

So, friend, are we...

Completely alone.

Good. I missed you this morning.

I missed you too.

Oops.

Raj?

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Bye.

I am so sorry I walked in on you.

Oh. - Of course,

I didn't know there was a "you."

- Yeah. - How long has there been

A "you?" If there is a "you."

Couple of weeks ago.

We started spending time together,

But we are not ready for anyone to know yet.

Your secret is safe with me.

No! No, it...

It's not like it's a secret.

We just don't know what "it" is yet.

Okay, so does that mean you're not seeing that prince?

Because when you were with him at the galley

You seemed to be having such a good time.

I thought maybe... I didn't know.

No. I wasn't "with" with him.

It's... it's complicated.

Yeah. I should have asked.

It's really none of my business.

No, no, no. It's okay.

I've got to go though. Bye.

Okay.

Hello?

Wait, Rafa did what?

Are you sure? He's changed his mind before.

All right, I'm on my way.

Okay.

- Any more dizzy spells? - No.

- Mind if I check? - I expect no less.

Stand up, please.

Close your eyes.

And walk a few paces.

I believe I was merely fatigued, as you suggested.

Well, I'm glad you're taking it easier now.

Close. Come back to me.

It's Evan.

Come.

Hey.

So can I speak to you privately, for one second?

When I'm finished you can.

I was talking to Boris.

Oh, yeah, no problem.

You'll analyze those here?

The lab will forward the results

to your clinical trial doctor.

Good. Thank you.

Anytime.

Bye, guys.

Bye-bye.

Evan.

Boris.

So I just wanted to...

I was surprised to hear you sent Jeremiah

on an HHCR & OD business trip.

Hamptons Heritage Center for Rare and Orphan Diseases.

- Sorry. I do that. - Ah.

You see, he's still a HankMed doctor,

So it kind of throws the schedule off

When he's suddenly not around with no warning.

That's all, you know.

You're here to discuss HankMed scheduling?

I...

I mean, I was, but...

I'm done, if you are.