Gary Moore: Live at Montreux

This programme contains some scenes

of a sexual nature from the start and strong language

- Here. - Oh...

Ready?

As I'll ever be.

Slow.

What?

No, it's good.

- "Good." - You know what I mean.

Surely it ought to be better than "good."

You're telling me, pal!

- Joy, come on, if we can't... - All right, all right, I'm sorry!

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

I'm just... I'm in a lot of pain, and I'm just feeling

- really self-conscious. - That makes two of us.

Well, if you just, I mean, if you...

More of technique to kind of get in that way.

Sorry, "technique"?

You know what I mean.

No! No, I'm not sure I do, actually.

I'm not the one with the problem, Joy, so don't try and...

- I'm not trying... - ..needle away at my...

...craft.

Your craft?

I am sorry, skilled woodsman.

You're right, we really need to work on it.

You know what, how about instead of making jokes...

No, all right, all right, all right!

No, I'd like to finish, please.

I think you've been using all this as an excuse.

What?

And I think you have been for months.

I don't think you want to have sex with me, Joy.

Blimey, Neil's keen.

Mum, have you seen my shoes?

What?

Just... I wish you'd...

They're in the kitchen

- by the back door. - How come?

Because I polished them.

- Why? - They were covered in shit!

You're mental.

Bye.

- Morning! - Morning.

See you later, ya filthy animal.

Oh, Neil, you punctual bugger.

Morning, Claire!

Ah...

Ahhh...

Um...

Ahhh.

Oh, just, um...

...looking for a present for...

...for Rita.

It's, uh...

It's hard to know where to start.

- Morning, sir. - Morning.

- Morning, sir. - Morning!

Morning, Claire.

How goes it?

Everything all right?

Thank you!

Here's a question.

How often do you masturbate?

Nice.

I'm interested.

Why?

Once or twice a week.

You're kidding?

I'm, like, once or twice a day at this point.

Well, you're nothing if not thorough.

I think I walked in on my mum having a wank.

Shit! I think that means the world has to pretty much implode now.

I'm just saying.

She's allowed to masturbate!

But I thought old people were supposed to go off sex.

It's, like, Darwin and shit.

Your mum isn't that old.

She's pretty old.

What's up?

Tom's mum's been flicking the bean.

I'm in. Hit me. Details?

You flat out disgust me.

Either he was finishing up, or he was just getting going.

Oh, my God.

He had a catalogue.

- Catalogue? - Yeah, like, a...

As in, like a mail order underwear catalogue.

Oh, Jesus.

I mean, he reached for his belt and I was like,

"What the actual fuck?"

I'm so sorry, Claire.

What do I do?

Presumably Janet's got to know?

Hmm.

How would you feel, in the first instance, if I had a word with him?

And then, you know, of course, if we...

...if we feel, actually...

You know, if we decide we feel a line has actually been... then...

Yeah.

We'll speak to Janet, no question.

I really am sorry, Claire.

Urgh...

Oh, no, gave up years ago.

Oh!

Sorry.

I knew that.

Freak.

- Will you have some water? - Thank you.

Elaine?

No? OK.

It's a... It's a beautiful garden.

Aw, thank you.

Tricky time of year, er, um...

Autumn and...

...winter round the corner.

Coming frost.

So, how do...? Um...

What's the...?

I mean, do you want us to, er, get this ball rolling or...?

It's up to you.

I can start by explaining a little about myself. OK.

How I like to work.

The last 20 years,

I've been working with a mixture of individuals and couples,

using primarily psychodynamic and psychoanalytic techniques.

I like to work with a small number of clients,

often over a period of years.

So, no quick-fixes here, I'm afraid.

And, if after this initial session you decide to move forward,

we should aim to meet at this time and this location

each and every week.

And if you cancel or you're unable to attend a session,

you will, I'm afraid, still be charged.

I'm conscious this might sound a little mercenary.

But the purpose, or the aim,

is to create a time and a space which is entirely yours,

week on week.

A private, safe, well-bounded space

where frank, intimate discussions can take place.

But this might not be what you two are after.

So, um, you know, in that case, let's...

Please, let's have a conversation about that.

But the purpose or the goal of this first session is very much

to see if the three of us might be able to work together.

So, feel free to size me up.

I think that all sounds...

Well, we...

Maybe a bit about us?

Mmm.

So, this was... I was the one who suggested...

Um... Maybe that's a good...

So, some friends of ours, I said to them, I said that Elaine and I...

I said that we've been having a few... And he said,

"Well, have you thought about...?"

Cos him and his wife, they'd been...

You know... Though they called it analysis,

I don't know if that...?

Therapy...?

But they said, he said, um, my friend...

...our friend, um, that it was a godsend.

They're his words.

And he is... he is a hard bloke to please!

Um, and then that got me thinking,

"Well, if it can work then why not?"

So, we looked at your website..

Great.

...and we both really liked the look of that.

- Great. - So...

You will tell me, won't you, if I'm, um, talking too...

Or rabbiting on.

I don't, um... I'm not trying to take over.

Um...

I suppose...

...in a nutshell...

...um...

...something seems to have...

...in... in the past year or so...

...and I, um...

...I think all I want, really, is for us to just be able to get along...

...like we used to. You know?

Perhaps, James, you could say a little more about what you mean by,

"getting along like we used to?"

Do you want an example?

Yeah, great.

Um...

Hey, so, what're you doing tonight?

Just cos my dad's pretty much going to be out, and I thought

we could finish that documentary on the lactose intolerant Mormons?

Shit, do you like Franzen?

I love Franzen.

Sorry, were you talking to me?

I... I was just saying, The Corrections is, like,

- one of my favourite books. - Oh, OK.

Have... have you read Purity?

It's his... It's his new one, his newest one.