The first 200 lines.
Hey! Where's the drums?
Go!
Shark!
Shark!
Shark!
Oh!
Help!
Help!
Gina! Lizzie! See if you can scare them off. Go!
Tyler. Eric. Get him out of there.
Come on, man.
You're safe now.
Who are you guys?
Oh, us?
We're Malibu Junior Rescue.
Do you have to say the "Junior" part? It makes us sound like weenies.
Lizzie says I make it sound cool.
Dude, she's your girlfriend.
Lizzie thinks everything you do is cool.
She's pretty great, isn't she?
Hang on to your butts!
Whoa!
Hey!
Come back!
Dylan, Tyler fell overboard!
Oh!
Hey!
Hey!
Are you okay?
I am now.
You saved me, Dylan.
You're amazing.
What was that?
Mom, I just had the weirdest dream.
What was it, sweetheart?
Dylan, you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.
I thought I saw a thing.
I didn't.
So, first day back at Junior Rescue. You excited?
So excited!
I can't wait to see everybody. Gina, Lizzie, Eric.
And Tyler?
-I said Tyler. -No, you didn't.
Oh, yeah. Well, sure.
Him too.
Not, like, more than everybody else.
You know, the same as everybody else. Like equal to.
Mm-hmm.
-Mom, we're just friends. -Okay.
Uh! I can't with you right now.
The International Junior Rescue Championship is this week.
I have to get to the beach to help set up!
I don't have Tyler for this!
Uh, Dylan?
I heard it.
Roger wants everybody there early.
He sent, like, 40 e-mails reminding us.
As if anybody could forget.
I forgot!
Hey!
I'm sorry!
How could you forget? I sent, like, 40 e-mails!
Nobody my age checks e-mail!
Look, Junior Rescue doesn't even officially start until next week.
Why are we leaving so early?
Hello?
The teams are arriving.
For the Beachmaster?
The international competition we're hosting?
Oh, yeah, right. That's today. I remember seeing that somewhere.
It was in the e-mail!
Look, I'm not even competing in the thing. Why do I have to be there?
Just get in.
What's going on?
Dad, you told him to be at the car by 7:00,
or you'd leave without him.
How can you expect anyone to respect your authority
if your own stepson walks all over you?
You're right.
This is my first year in charge of Junior Rescue.
I can't have anyone questioning my leadership. Sorry, Tyler.
How am I supposed to get to Malibu?
Did somebody say Malibu?
Vooch? How did you know I was gonna need a ride?
I'm a bus driver, man. It's what I do!
Eric told me you'd probably oversleep.
So we told Vooch to come get you.
-Also that. -Is there anyone sweeter than Eric?
Wait, where is he?
Art is life!
Life is pain.
This is a doughnut.
Are we supposed to paint the doughnut?
No.
I eat the doughnut.
You make art.
Welcome to summer school.
I can do a pretty good Garfield.
Guess I'll just paint that.
The whole school year, I texted Eric during sixth period,
which was my free period.
I thought it was his free period too, but it wasn't. That's when he had art.
So instead of leaving her on read, the dummy failed art.
Now he has to retake it in summer school.
We gotta get him out of there.
What's our play? Gas the room?
Tranq the teacher? Unleash an army of squirrels?
A little peanut butter and an acorn,
those fuzzy-tailed rats will do anything you want.
Or we just let Eric get an education.
Not on my watch.
Tyler.
Here's that Eric dummy I was telling you about.
Why do you have an Eric dummy?
Oh, I have dummies of all you guys.
It's how I take the carpool lane on the weekends.
Hey! I was carrying that.
Ooh!
Whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa whoa! Let me get that from you.
-Hey, I was gonna put that up. -I know.
And you were doing such a good job,
but why don't you let one of the big kids handle it, okay?
So, where's Tyler?
Who cares?
Definitely not me. I don't care.
Don't even know why I asked.
Oh, look! There's Dirk and Beans!
Get that grill fired up, boys.
Okay.
Oh, where are they?
Why is everybody so worried about where Tyler and his dumb friends are?
What? No, not Tyler. I'm talking about Team USA.
Tyler and his friends can't handle the Beachmaster.
There's too much riding on it.
International teams are gonna be here any minute.
We cannot be late to our own welcome barbecue.
Dad, is Junior Junior Rescue really a thing?
Or did you not want to pay for camp while Mom and Jake were out of town?
'Cause nobody's letting me do anything.
Well, I mean...
No, it's not. But when you think about it, it could be.
Oh, finally. Ha ha ha! It's Team USA!
Dang! That Jeep is on-brand.
What's up?
Hey, Grandma, move it! That spot is for Team USA!
Spence, would you honk at her?
Don't honk at her.
Spence, so help me, if you don't get honking!
Don't do it.
Yo, are we jerks, or are we good guys?
'Cause I'm getting really mixed signals here.
Those guys have won the Beachmaster four years in a row.
No one's ever won it five.
And when we do, we can kiss all our troubles goodbye!
-What troubles? -What troubles? Who said troubles?
I didn't say troubles. You did. Look, all I'm trying to say is,
with Brody, Spencer, Presley, Izzy, and the Chooch, we got this on lock.
Didn't the Chooch graduate high school, like, three years ago?
Ooh.
Four, actually.
You are the vessels. Let your muse guide your hands.
Oh, Eric.
Yes, that's it. Release your art.
Release it. Everyone release.
I don't think you're releasing. Let the paint flow.
I totally thought I was gonna miss seeing the Beachmaster.
Thanks for busting me out of summer school, you guys.
It's so great to see you!
Did you get a haircut?
It looks amazing.
- Well-- -Really?
I just went in for a trim, and I was afraid my guy took too much off,
but you saying that really makes me feel--
Um, I think he was talking to me.
But your hair looks great, too.
Thanks, man!
One year later, and you two are exactly the same dorks you were
when you left each other.
Yeah, we are!
Oh!
- What is that? - Oh, my--
This coleslaw expired the year I was born!
We cannot serve this.
Babe, you can't just go for a swim.
They're here!
You guys!
- Hi. - Hey, Dylan.
Come here.
Okay, I'm calling it. This hug's done.
There she is.
There was definitely something between us last year.
But what if it's gone?
What if I'm too late?
Vooch, do you mind?
Just saying what everybody's thinking, man.
Okay, bye.
Hey!How are you?
Hey.
Hi.
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