Baby Done

Hey, hey, hey, hey! Two hands!

You try and get that any other way.

Come down if you're not gonna use two hands.

Don't look!

Turn around.

Don't look!

Clear?

Yes!

Well, it's not clear, is it, because you're in my drop zone!

Oh shit.

She's a mean climber, eh?

Yeah. She's been invited to national tree-climbing comps

- this weekend. - Whoo!

Hey, I'm gonna take Bear home before I start the chipper up.

Is that all right?

Clean that up.

Bear, come on. Last rounds.

Oh my God! Oh my God. Whoo.

Whoa.

- Come here. - I'm so sorry.

Oh, you gave the poor woman a fright, eh?

- Come sit down. - Yeah.

What were you doing over there?

OK.

Oh. What are you?

- I'm an arborist. - Ah!

- Cut trees down? - No, more like prune trees.

Well, you must cut some down.

We try not to, cos that's not... the job.

Sorry, don't look at that. It's not ready yet.

We will be waiting the full minute.

- Are you looking at it? - I-I can't see... any... Yeah.

Well. Sorry.

- OK. - Yep.

- All righty. - All right.

OK.

Is that you?

- Yes. - Yep.

- That you? - Yup.

Yep.

Is that you?

I have to do this. So is this you? Full name?

- Yeah. - Great.

OK. Let's have a look at this.

Ah. OK.

That is a positive result.

You are pregnant.

Congratulations.

Tapeworm can cause false-positive pregnancy tests.

All the time. All the time. Happens...

heaps. You can google it. It's quite a common thing.

It's not a thing.

Do I have tapeworm? Am I pregnant? You know, it's...

- And it's usually tapeworm. - It's not a tapeworm.

It's a baby.

I think it is- I think it is tapeworm.

Hands up - who's the nurse here?

OK? So, no heavy lifting.

None of this, and none of this.

All right? You know what I'm saying?

- Yeah, thank you. Thank you. - OK.

Bye. Thanks.

- You did really well. - Uh-huh.

Oh, you're kidding.

You got blood on you. You scratch yourself?

What?

Yeah, yeah.

It's fine. I'm fine.

You were supposed to take Bear home.

What?

Didn't you go home to drop Bear off?

Oh, yeah, he wanted to stay.

Huh.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Wild.

Everyone here has a baby... or has a baby inside them

- or just is a baby. - I know.

Hey, what's inside that?

- Oh, here you go. - What?

Pink.

- Oh, thank God you're here. - Molly, what's up?

The baby showers and hen nights are blurring together.

Married, house, baby, done.

They're gone. They're parents.

- Yeah. - It's just us now.

- Hey, how was Thailand? - Yeah, it was good.

I stayed in a halfway house for orphaned elephants.

What are you up to?

Uh, world tree climbing masters.

True?

What is that?

Uh, you just climb a tree as fast as you can.

Wow.

- Hi! - Hey!

- Hey! - Thanks for coming.

- Yeah. - Can't wait to meet her.

Or him. What's it gonna be?!

Ah, we really don't mind,

as long as our tiny human is healthy.

Giant box says you kinda do mind.

I'm kidding, kidding.

- Joking. - Oh my God.

Did I tell you your dad is delivering my baby?

No. That's...

Wow. That's so weird!

No, are you kidding me? He's amazing.

So, uh, when are you two having kids?

Cos, seriously, it is the best thing I've ever done.

You haven't even had the baby yet.

You should have a baby at the same time as us.

- That would be so good! - Yeah.

- Have a baby. - Well, you know what?

I think we will now. What do you reckon?

Yeah. Yeah. Let's do it. Right now.

- Right now! - Right... Right...

- Right now? - No, no, right now.

- Right now. - Right now.

Yeah. Really? Yeah?

- OK. Here. - Here? Yeah. Yeah. Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm, mmm, mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm!

- Will you marry me? - Absolutely not.

In Tanzania,

one in 20 women die in childbirth.

OK, everybody! Welcome, welcome.

We're gonna do games soon, but first, the big gender reveal.

Come on, Mummy and Daddy!

Oh, I'm so nervous! I'm shaking.

OK.

It's a girl! Oh my God! I'm so happy!

Oh, it's a girl!

I said I didn't care, but I'm really happy! Oh my God!

How did you keep that a secret?

Oh! Oh my God! It's a little girl.

I hate this shit.

I'm gonna win all the games.

Yeah!

Yes! Yes, I won again!

Tim!

Hello.

Hello.

Oh.

Whoo! I love presents.

Is this yours, Molly? Cool.

The wrapping is so funky.

Wow!

It's like a... blanket thing.

It's from the charity in Calcutta where I volunteered.

Oh, thank you. That's so beautiful.

It's not. The mums and daughters are trying to

escape prostitution by sewing for foreigners.

Ooh, Nature Baby! Love it.

- Everything OK? - Can we go?

I hate it here.

We just lost another two of our friends.

- What are you doing? - Nothing.

Why are you fondling fruit and touching your stomach like that?

I wasn't doing that.

Do you wish you were pregnant?

No. What?

Jesus. You can't just slip that in at Fruit World. No, I...

I think I've got a parasite, actually. Yeah.

What from?

I dunno. Molly's got a tapeworm from South America once, so I...

probably got it from the dog park. I dunno.

Really?

You're picking very racist fruits, actually.

Ha ha

- It's not a lettuce! - Whoa, whoa, OK! I'm sorry!

What...?

What's going on?

I'm really hungry, and you're freaking me out!

Well, here. Hey! Here, eat something.

Ugh.

Don't do that! Don't give me that.

You always cry when I cry. You always do that!

Hey, hey, hey. It's OK. What's going on?

OK. I've got so much to do. I'm an adventurous person,

and I've done nothing. I've done nothing.

What are you talking about?

You've got a big tree-climbing comp in Taupo.

I should've practised way more for that.

That was just supposed to be, like, a fun weekend away.

And it still will be a fun weekend.

We can go to Rotorua while we're there - do the luge,

the gondola, all the big ones, cos-cos we're adventurous.

I do wanna do Worlds.

OK. Really?

Yeah, yeah, this year, in Canada. I wanna go.

I wanna fly overseas, and I wanna win something.

I just... I just feel like I'm not...

living. You know, I'm a wild person. We're wild people.

- Yes! - We gotta... you know!

- We should do something wild! - Yeah!

- Yeah! - OK.

Well, if you qualify. Which you will! I...

- I'm in! - Yeah?

- Whoo! - Yes! OK.

Mud pools! That's another one. Bungee jumping!