Happy Ending

Yudi...

You know...

No!

Yudi, I love you.

Oh!

I love you.

Huh“?

Done?

I said "l love you". What do you have to say?

Cool“?

Baby, wait. Sweety!

Come on...

Please don't complicate the situation...

I'm complicating the situation?!

Where is this relationship heading, Yudi?

Why does it have to head anywhere?

I mean... wherever it is, it is fine!

No?

But...l thought you love me.

I do love... your vibes...

Your... face...

Your... energy...

I'm not getting it now, but a whole lot of things about you!

I do.

Yudi, why do you always run from love?

I know you feel something inside.

I... I just know there's more depth to you.

Actually, that's not true.

What you see is what it isl

There's no depth and stuff to me... maybe.

I don't think so.

Sorry!

Idiot.

We can still be friends...

All men are dogs. It's true.

And, there are two types of dogs.

One, the pet dog,

Which lives and dies, eating home food and riding in the backseat of the car!

Two, the stray dog,

Which has no home or address,

eats what it wants, sleeps where it likes..

The whole city is its home!

But the problem is, we spend half our lives...

figuring out which type we are!

Yudi...

You know...

I love you.

Umm...

Jerk!

Okay, fine. Me too.

Me tool - "Me too" what?

Me too...

Okay, fine. Just go.

I don't have a problem with "l Love You".

It's with the baggage that comes with it!

99% of stories end at "l Love You".

Do you know why?

It's the beginning of the end!

It destroys everything.

It all goes to crab.

Love looks nice only in movies.

The edit out the extra parts.

And only show comedy, romance, songs.

The hero kisses the heroine.

And what happens next?

Happy Ending?

Hey?

ls that you?

I love you.

ls there a happy ending in life?

If there's one, then when does it happen?

After love? After marriage? After children?

After divorce?

After death?

ls death a happy ending at all?l

Actually, there no happy endings in life!

There no happy endings in life!

we'll down two Yeager bombs each“

then order an entire pitcher and settle down.

Next we go to Edison.

Bucket of Chicken ...and we start the real drinking...

Then you'll vomit your guts out...

and I'll deliver your body lo your home and apologise lo your wife...

Correct?

Don't kill my buzz, brah!

I rarely get a chance to get out!

Did you get permission from Gauri?

The application is in process.

Montu, what's taking so long in there?!

Baby, I've a bit of a problem today...

Montu, don't lie. You're on the phone, aren't you?

Come, look for yourself!

What look for yourself?l Come out fast. You are in there since an hour.

Listen... we'll discuss the rest when we meet.

Hold on, Montu, I am getting another call.

Oh!

It's Vishakha!

Why is Vishakha calling you? I thought you two broke up?

Well“

Yudi... cutie... I love you.

Oh!

Cutie...

Oh, you don't have to say anything.

I know you love me too.

I can see deep inside you, baby!

So she doesn't know you've broken up with her?l

She thinks you're still together!

You're gonna die trying to run away from her!

Montu, will you come out or should I come in?!

Okay, don't-kill-my-plan-donW-be-late.

Okay, bye.

Hi, Yudi... Cutie!

Hey, Vishakha.

Where are you?

I'm... at home...

Perfect! I am coming.

Why?l

To meet you!

Vishakha, I have an important meeting today.

This is not a good time for me. Can we meet tomorrow?

Wait for five minutes. - Five minutes?

I am almost there!

Cutiepie.

Hello. - Hi.

I am leaving now, I am very late.

Call me later.

I've reached! - I've left!

But your car's still here. - I am taking my cycle.

What? You're riding a cycle to your meeting?

What kind of a meeting is this?

Hold on for a sec, please.

Yudi...

Hey, kid...

Baby, I need to ask your permission ten times to go out once!

I think you love Yudi more than me.

Baby, please don't start that again.

Why don't you go out with your friends too?

I don't have any friends.

Then... that's not my fault, is it?

No. You go... party hard...

I'll manage all the chores around the house!

What's left to do? - Did you pay the mortgage?

Yes. - Cable bill? Mobile bill?

Done. And done!

Car servicing? - Yes.

I knew it, otherwise I would've never even thought of going out!

And the shelf? - Huh?

Can I do it tomorrow? Please.

Promise!

Baby, that's done too. It's all done!

Hold on.

Hello. - Hi Montu.

Yes, Yudi. - Are you coming or not?

No, I can't come. Sorry.

You know...l am really busy.

No problem, Montu.

No, don't force me please. It's no use.

No worries! Just chill. Bye.

You go have fun! Alone! Okay?

Without me. Bye.

Okay. Bye!

Poor guy was in tears! - Cut the drama! And go.

Huh?

No, no. What will you do alone at home? - Just go.

No, I'll fix this and then“ - I said, go!

Okay-thanks-l-love-you-bye!

See this beer mug. This is my wife.

And all these drinks... are the rest of the girls in the world!

And this? - Peanuts?

Pea?! - Nuts! Peanuts!

Oh Peanuts!

I left all these girls... and married this beer mug!

Do you realize how big a sacrifice this is?l

How huge a commitment?! - Thanks.

But see, Montu. These are all empty!

And your wife's so full!

Hey...that's my wife you're talking about!

She's like my sister.

You know, I'm really jealous of you. - Why?

6 years ago you wrote one book.

And thanks to that, you're picking up chicks to this day!

5 1/2, okay?

And what do you think, I get girls because of a book?l

Of course. You're no stud! - Whatever, dude.

Tell me something, why aren't you writing your next book?

Why should I put the effort?

What does one want in life?

Fame, money, girls! I have everything.

What's the point of forcing myself to work?

Wow!

You're so clear about your life!

We've wasted enough time already.

I have to party hard, and drink harder!

Montu, don't be hectic dude.

Come on, Montu!

Montu, that's enough.

Let's go, please.

We still got time, bro. Keep dancing, keep moving.

It's closing time. The lights are on.

Just open and close your eyes repeatedly...