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How many times have l told you toalwaysputthe_sh in the fridge?
Are you an idiot? When will you learn?
You leftthe_sh outin the middle of the courtyard, now, all the catsatefrom it
God help me with you!
Where are you going?
Pick up the sherbet cooler and deliver it to Hajj Saleh's house
Mansoor, where are you going?
Where do you think l'm going?
- l want to talk to you about something - What?
The old lady's place
Later, nowfollow me
Your mother should pay you for all these deliveries
Father, l made cheese and thyme fatayer should l pack some for you?
l'm not hungry
Alsalam Alaikom
See you uncle
We're going _shing on Friday are you coming?
- l'm notsure -Whatdoyou mean you're notsure?
-Are you coming or not? - l'm not sure
l'm not really good at it
Oh yes, you only stand by the shore... like a women
An_ay, it's easy... l'll teach you
You knowwhat Sultan?
l hope thatone day l'll catch a reallybig_sh
and ride my bicycle around town showing it om
Well, _rst you have to learn how to_sh
Just sitting on the beach is useless
l don't remember the last time l saw you swim
l knowhowtoswim you think l don't?
That daywill come and l'll catch that_sh even if l have to catch itwith my bare hands
Ok, whatever
So, whowould you give it to?
- Do l have togive ittosomeone? -Yes, tosomeone you love
When you're in love you give what you have to them
Just like Hajj Mahmoud
That guyjust sits playing his oud all day
My mother says that he's been like that since hiswife died
He loved her so much that his life ended with hers
- How does someone know ifthey're in love? - Everybodyfalls in love
-And you're Mr. know-it-all? - Ofcourse
- You also love - Me?
-Whodo l love? - Don'tyou love your Mom and Dad?
Yeah, butthey're my Mom and Dad!
- What else do you love? - l love our neighborhood
l love football, my bike
l love ourfridge
The cold sherbet and icicles that my mother makes and no one buys
l love myfather's laugh
lt's true that l drive my Mom insane and she always gets mad at me
but l still love her
You still didn't explain...
How do you know ifyou're in love?
You feel like you can't take your eyes omofher
Everything in you freezes except your heart
Listen... don'tforget towear red for the game
the other team will wear blue
- We'll kick their butts! - Yes
But let's hope Salouh doesn't end up breaking your nose again
l don't knowwhat his problem is
Oh, very nice
Let me taste it!
Tasty
But less salt
-And ajusta pinch ofblackpepper - l'll dothatnexttime
Next time... l will teach you how to make Molokhia
lt's a very nice Egyptian dish... fabulous!
lwish l had a daughterlike you
ButGodjustgave me thatbratofa son
Consider me your daughter, auntie
Bytheway,Alia told me totell you thattheywant8 sherbetglassestoday
Okay, dear
Okay, l have toleave
By the way
- How's yourfather? - He's_ne
- Good - See you
Alright dear
- Take care on the way home - Ok... Iet's go Maryam
Take care uncle
Good that you came back come on, grab a sherbet cooler
and walk the girls home
- How's uncle doing? - Fine
-And your brother Jasim, how's he doing? - He's_ne too
And... you? How are you?
Fine
Kaltham bought me a kite yesterday
- Really? - Yes
l like kitesa lot
And what does Kaltham like?
She likes to read and she likes to cook
- That's it? - l don't know!
- Doyou still gotothe sea? -Yes, all the time
- Doyou like the sea? -Yes
But sometimes it scares me
- Excuse me, can l askyou a question? -What?
How much does that thing on your sister's ankle costs?
What? The anklet?
l don't know...
-30 or40 dirhams, maybe -Only?
Yes but that's just a cheap accessoryfor kids
But there are other kinds that come in silver and gold, and are more expensive
Thank you
- Say hello to your mother - l will
So babe, you're getting an ankletfor your mother?
No, for your mother
One hundred!
- Howmuch isthis? -Letme see
70 dirhams
You can add thingstoitand make it more beautiful, something like this
- You sell each one separately? - Yes, 30 dirhams each
There are also these letters ifyou want
How much are they?
l'll give them to you for the same price
- Do you have the entire alphabet? -All ofit
You sure? There isn't a letter out ofstock or something?
No my son, everything is available and ifnot, l can get them
Okay... can l buythe anklet and one letterfornow
- And then come back later for the rest? - Ofcourse you can
- Which letter do you want to startwith? - The letter K
- Can't you give me a discount? - Not on one letter
But next time l'll give you a very good discount
- Howdoyou like it? - Ok
Then ifok, 100 dirhams!
Look at all these 5's and 10's!
- Thank you - God bless you
Pardon me...
The delivery charge is ten...
Um... _ve dirhams
- Good evening - Hello, Mansoor
Father, what'swrong with the chair?
This part is broken again
lt's okay, you don't need it now l'll take it tomorrow to get it_xed
- Hello auntie - Hello dear, how are you?
l'm _ne
- Maryam, how are you? - Good
Thank God
- Howare you? - How'suncle?
He's_ne and yourfather?
He's_ne too
- Did something happen at home? - No, nothing
l made cheese and thyme fatayer the way you taught me
lt turned out great so l thought l'd bring you a plate
Thanks dear, that's sweet ofyou
- By the way, how is your brother Jasim? - He's_ne
lt's been a while
Yes, but he calls every once in a while
He's probably busy atwork
ls there something wrong?
- No auntie, do you need anything? - No, l'm _ne
-All right... see you later - What see you later? Come here
The plate!
See you soon auntie
Goodbye my dear
Hey Babe!
Ok, goodbye
Something's come up and l need to leave now
- Okay Mr. Businessman! - You're funny...
When will you get a phone?
- Didn't you save up enough money yet? - Soon
Okay, l've got to go
Your drink
Father, there are lots ofworkers waiting for you outisde
- Why don't they ring the bell? - l don't know, looks like it's broken again
Damn! You sponsor them then they give you a headache
None ofthem payon time theyall saythere'snomoney
and ask to pay later, always later!
- Hellofather - Hello Mansoor
- It's _xed - God bless you my son
Listen... how much was it?
He wanted 30 but l got him down to 25
- Very good -And that's the change
God bless you my son
Mansoor...
Here, keep this 10foryou
- Thank you, father - May God protect you
- Kaltham? - Yes
Why are you scared ofmen?
l'm not scared ofthem
Butwhen you see them don't go near them, okay?
Do you wantwater?
Dad says that Mom is under the sand
Her body is under the sand
buthersoul isup in the sky
Can l talktoher?
You can look at her photo and talk to her
You mean that l can't talk to anyone but you and dad?
And Jasim too
But Jasim livesfar away
You can talktohim on the phone
Are you sure you don'twant some water?
Okay, gotobed and rest
That's a great story!
That's not all
Come here Sultan
Listen... back in the day yourfather was called ''The WoIF'
The wolfofthe neighborhood
When l saw girls on any corner
All it tookwas one glance and theywould all fall for me
What do you think? Yourfatherwas a big _irt
My hairwas so long and smooth
ltwas like silk
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