Three Kingdoms RPG

Charge!

Lau

Wind is blowing from the East

Set fire to the chained up boats!

Conqueror of the Three Kingdoms

Mimi Piggy? What am I doing? I miss you

Universe Win God

Universe Win God is super cool

He doesn't need a warrior

He can finish the game with Chugot Leung the scholar

Win God... always wins

Win God...

Let me show my fans here

He twists his shoulder that means the killer move

One of the 36 Stratagems Kill with a borrowed knife

Make a sound in the East Strike from the West!

Remove the firewood from under the pot!

Congrats! You passed

Chugot Leung! Sure Win!

Universe Win God

Oh no...

Win God...

Conqueror of Three Kingdoms

Grand Szema Cafe

Grand Szema Cafe

Sorry, I know it's late

Alright, next order on the house, sorry

What's wrong with you?

It took you one and a half hour to make a delivery?

The customer just called to complain

And iced milk tea turned out to be hot

An iced one costs two dollars extra I helped him saved money, Pa

Would you take it if your red bean sundae became a red bean syllabub?

Son, grow up

Once-a-century, super typhoon Shark is battering the Philippines

Powerful Shark boasts a wind speed of 200 km per hour

Bringing strong wind and torrential rain to Manila

No wonder! Atyphoon's coming

People are rushing home to prepare There are traffic jams everywhere

I wasn't slacking

Shark is still in the Philippines It takes time for it to get to Hong Kong

You weren't stalled by typhoon you were stalled by videogames

Once in 500 years, no wonder it's so sultry

Thanks to this bubble tea next door

It's super cool

I sell silk-stocking milk tea for a living You go pay for bubble tea

He's doing me a disservice undermining my business

Take it easy, Milk Tea King

Video monster

Son, grow up

Mom, as you say

I'll go help out Uncle Ping in the water bar now

When you want to, you sure can do it

Of course

Toasted egg sandwich without crust

Hey... I ordered beef sandwich

Egg or beef, it's still a sandwich

What?

What's the latest buzzword? Carbon footprint

Eat less meat, leave your grandchild a green earth

I'm starving

Roger

Cool

You look horny

You picked up a girl?

Wrong, I got picked up

Don't you forget these words of wisdom Get serious at your own risk

Do I look serious to you?

You look cheap to me

Nozzle, you do have one good point You're punctual

You're here at 3: 15 pm sharp every day for your afternoon tea

You're not worried about getting fired?

Why should a lowly paid mechanic worry about that?

What's this?

Club sandwich

Some club I bet it's a multinational one

Uncle, you're funny

Nozzle, I know why you're not worried about getting the pink slip

You can always come here to live off your friend

With such a multinational club sandwich You'll never go hungry

Pa, cut it out, don't tease my buddy

But you tease your old man

Uncle, customers

Please sit

Don't overstuff yourself

Teasing my buddy? Geek!

Hey, Fai Cha's calling

Conqueror of Three Kingdoms How to finish the game

The ultimate keys

Plot walkthrough

Useful, right?

I didn't rush over in vain

So no storming

But sacrifice some soldiers to take the opponent off his guard

Then launch the attack

Only then will you pass

I see, biding time

Biding time in 36 Stratagems means that In order to capture, one must let loose

You study the hot keys

Then teach them to me and Nozzle

So we can be winner, first and second runners-up in the online tournament

Well, is the walkthrough useful?

Boss, you're a friend indeed

You found one for us even though all the copies had been snatched up

As you say, we're friends

Bro Win God, you're special indeed

Other Three Kingdom gamers use warriors

But you use a counselor

I used Cheung Fei before But made no headway

There's no moving up the levels

But since I used Chugot Leung

I've moved up one level after the other

So to be a real expert it's about strategies, it's about the brain

This feeling of mine is getting stronger

I'm Chugot Leung Chugot Leung is me

In mind and spirit

Since we're talking

I want to sell this shop

If you're interested, buy it from me

Hey, a boss beats a mechanic

I have no money to buy it

Ask your pa

He'll only chastise me he won't buy it for me

He will, if you use your killer app

Your 18 Moves of the Hong Kong Dude

I know the 36 Stratagems

But 18 Moves of the Hong Kong Dude?

We made it up

No one can withstand it

Really?

Faking, fishing in troubled water absconding, fluking, slacking

muddling through, no-showing undermining, grabbing the chance

u-turning, losing to win Pestering, taking shortcuts

Biting the bullet, groveling, shirking bluffing, eating crow

18 Moves of the Hong Kong Dude

Bravo!

Pa, wait for my knock-out move

The Paranormal

Let me kidnap you to the flying saucer

and dissect you

You scared the hell out of me

You're not the Win God, you're a pest

No more such paranormal books What a waste of time

Your game books are a waste of time

You're wasting your time

You're wasting your time...

When was the last time you spoke to Ming?

It should be four years ago

Our neighbor burnt their soup

I cried fire

I cried fire! What did you say?

Where's my book?

What brothers I have!

Help me with my liberal studies

It's about The Romance of the Three Kingdoms

You're Chugot Leung reincarnate

How did he beat Luk Shun with the Eight Trigrams he invented?

You've come to the right person

That's one cool diagram

First, it was the stratagy of making a sound in the East and striking in the West

Then defeating the enemy by capturing their chief

Luk Shun was so terrified he beat a retreat

Actually...

What do you know? You dropped History early on

Then he used tossing a brick to get a jade

Luk Shun and Lui Mung were estranged and fell on each other

The Eight Trigrams is a formation not a diagram

Pa, what do you know?

Last night, I finally got enough points

to win myself Eight Trigrams to defeat Luk Shun

In the video game

Chugot Leung can even knock out Batman with a rattan stick

What? You keep stealing glances at me

What do you want this time?

Nothing

But I see that my pa looks like a boss through and through

I must have that in my DNA

Pa, I don't want to be an employee anymore I want to be a boss like you

Son, you've grown up

He doesn't want to suffer his boss anymore That's me

I mean business

Avideo game shop is for sale it's a bargain

Then who will take over my cafe?

You're so fit, you're far away from retirement

Then you'll have a BBA graduate to run your cafe the BBAway for you

Shun, you've never been so full of praise for Pa and Ming

Because he doesn't have money for the shop

Just two hundred grand Pa, it's no big deal for you

You're one of the 550,000 millionaires in town

Not a cent

Because you have never brought a cent home

I'll change

Good, first, cut down on video games

Eat crow for money

Pa, I don't want to be looked down on

I don't want to be called junk, rubbish and told I should be recycled

Eating crow doesn't work on me

If you really want to change

Work hard in the cafe

No going to work late or leaving early