Drive

DRIVE

What the hell are you doing here?

You've got a problem with a stowaway.

What do you mean?

Right on time.

Call off the search in Hong Kong.

Toby Wong just hit Frisco.

Sounds like this early morning drink

is turning into a career for you, Malik.

Yeah, but the pay sucks, Joey.

So do the tips, my friend. So do the tips.

Here, a solid breakfast is important.

Help you?

Beer.

You know, the only reason I open up so early

is to keep your out-of-work ass off the streets,

and now I have customers.

Well, why don't you tell your customers

about the importance of a good breakfast and leave me alone?

Let me write, okay, please, Joe?

Like I said, my time is coming.

You look out that door. Look out there.

What do you see? My time. Right out that door.

And I'm gonna take you with me cause you can sing a little bit, right?

And I'm gonna take you with me cause you can sing a little bit, right?

Just like Johnny fucking cash, baby.

Johnny fucking cash. That's all I need.

Hey, you look like a music lover.

Check it out.

Hit song right there.

Take the back. Right.

Shoot his legs.

Okay, okay.

Shit, shit, shit.

Put the gun down, or he's dead.

Come on, man. Let's talk this out, like gentlemen.

This is between you and me.

Like gentlemen, please.

Shut up.

Put the gun down.

Put it down.

He's running out of time.

We'll pick this up later.

Freeze!

I've got a wife, and a family, and kids.

Thank god you're here!

You move any closer and I'll kill him.

Kill me? What are you talking-- shut up!

Back off.

Hey, just be cool, man. Just let him go.

We don't want to see anybody else get hurt.

You just put the gun down.

You follow me, he dies.

You follow me, he dies.

Oh, my god.

Come on, let's go.

We are going. This ain't the Batmobile, man.

You want me to throw a rod? It's an old car.

Just drive.

Look out!

Look out!

Oh, my paint. Baby, I'm sorry. Your paint?

You're gonna get us killed.

Easy, easy. Did I scare you? I'm sorry.

Did I put your life in danger? Shit.

Shit is right.

I'm not the bad guy, okay?

What?

Just relax and drive.

Just relax and drive.

Relax?

Relax and drive with a gun pointed at me. What did I do?

I'm not going to hurt you.

Just keep driving. Okay.

Oh, hey, man, anything you say goes.

You're the boss, Mr. gunman.

You're the boss. You're the boss, man.

Hey, easy, easy, cousin.

Easy cousin. I'm just going for my cigarettes.

Cigarettes, see? Too fine cigs.

Cigarettes, cousin. You smoke?

Those things will kill you.

Those things will kill you.

Don't smoke in the car.

I'm sorry. You don't want me to smoke?

In my car?

Can I open a window and smoke?

Oh, this is fucking beautiful.

This is fucking--

You know what? You're right. I'm going to quit.

I don't know who died and left you surgeon general,

but you're absolutely right. I'm going to quit.

Tell me something. Tell me one thing.

Who long do I have to put up with this shit?

Where are we going?

Los Angeles.

Los Angeles? Are you out of your fucking mind?

Excuse me, yosemite Sam.

Wong. Toby Wong.

Hey hey, Malik Brody. Pleased to meet you. Pleased to meet you.

Do me a favor, man. Find some other brother with a better car,

kidnap him, and make him put the miles on his car.

I can't do it. I'm not going to do it.

I'm sorry but you don't have a choice.

All right. That's typical.

That is so typical.

You know, you just fresh off the boat,

kidnap the first brother you see,

and force him to be your chauffeur.

And force him to be your chauffeur.

You don't look like miss Daisy.

I should be driving you no fucking--

Shut up.

In English.

In English.

Vic Madison for Mr. la...

One moment.

What's that, Walter?

Pancreatic cancer?

Mr. Madison.

Judging by your expression,

you have unfortunate news to convey.

Oh, I got to hand it to you, Mr. lau,

no one pulls the wool over your eyes.

You haven't recovered our property?

Nope. I'm disappointed.

No shit.

No shit.

Your arrogance never ceases to amaze me.

I don't know about arrogance, Mr. lau,

but I do know I enjoy my work,

and the object you've lost is about to supply me

with a sizeable amount of pleasure.

If you knew that you would be held responsible

if the competition acquired this object--

Now, Mr. lau, I have been a faithful employee,

and you know that.

Even as we speak, action is taking place

to recover your object. There's no need for threats.

To recover your object. There's no need for threats.

Of course not.

The leung corporation. Have a nice day.

Sayonara, shithead.

Must be nice being married to the boss' daughter.

Walter, you've just saved the life of the president's son.

Would you turn that shit off?

Must be a routine d-u-i stop.

In the middle of the day?

Don't do anything stupid.

Howdy. Sir?

Howdy. Sir?

Can I see your license, your registration,

and proof of insurance, please?

Yes, you may, officer. Yes you may.

I got that right here.

There you go, there you go, there you go.

Can I have your name, sir?

Samuel Hong.

Can you step out of the car, please?

Me? Yes. Yes, sir, I would be glad to.

Freeze, asshole!

Hey, what?

Get your hands out of the window where I can see them,

nice and slow.

Out of the window. Yeah, yeah.

Open the door. I know the routine, okay?

So, let's not go too rough on me.

Get out, right up against the car.

Turn around, get your hands behind your head.

Wait. Shut up!

Wait. Shut up!

I'm not the one, he's the one.

I'm the kidnappee, he's the kidnapper.

You're under arrest.

Under arrest? I'm a fucking hostage, man,

what are you talking about?

This motherfucker shot 30 people in a bar.

Tell them. Say something, motherfucker. Say something.

Hey, knock it off. Tell them how you just shot 30 people in a bar.

You have the right to remain silent.

Anything you say can and will be held against you.

That's enough.

That's enough. Let's go.

What about that big ass gun he got?

Yeah, put him face down like they do the brothers in watts.

Yeah, put him face down like they do the brothers in watts.

Uh-oh.

Hey man, I thought we were going to the police station?

End of the road.

Geez, what happened? They cut the funding

geez, what happened? They cut the funding

for the highway patrol or something?

Got special instructions.

Nothing personal.

I knew these guys weren't real cops, man.

They're real cops. Real dirty.

Oh, you better slow your role, big fella.

This is the original five fingers of death right here.

Aren't they all?

I've got a funny feeling